Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios - Page 3

Nerys Myk · October 29 2012, 03:20 AM

KIRK:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

SPOCK & MCCOY:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

KIRK:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

SPOCK & MCCOY:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

KIRK:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

SPOCK & MCCOY:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

KIRK:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

SPOCK & MCCOY:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

inflatabledalek · October 29 2012, 11:04 AM

KIRK: OK, one of you stole my sleeves. I demand them back!

Triskelion · October 29 2012, 09:25 PM

Kirk: Keep it close, son. You'll know mine is the import with the personalized plates.
Crewman: Money talks, bullshit walks.

John Mason · October 29 2012, 09:33 PM

outstanding

John Mason · October 29 2012, 09:33 PM

sounds better in german

Isis · October 29 2012, 11:39 PM

Picard: "Beverly, you have the gift, right?"

Crusher: "No, I thought Deanna had it."

Troi: "No, I thought you had it, Jean-Luc."

Picard into communicator: "Hey, O'Brien, do we have any more of those emergency wedding presents?"

Triskelion · November 2 2012, 07:30 AM

Kirk: And they cancelled it after only thirteen episodes?

Decker: Yep. And I thought we had it bad.

McCoy: Those poor browncoated bastards.

Spock: Disturbingly illogical.

Kirk: God forgive me.

LeadHead · November 11 2012, 01:04 AM

New contest to start tomorrow!

Balrog · November 12 2012, 03:01 PM

Spock: Watch your step, Captain.

Kirk: Don't worry, Spock. I'm not going to die, because the two of you are with me.

McCoy: That's starting to get old, Jim...

Decker: Our hand is pretty weak, Captain. What do you think?

Kirk: I think... I think... I think I DID pay a lot for that muffler...

LeadHead · November 12 2012, 04:36 PM

Kirk: LeadHead, we're waiting....

Spock: Perhaps he will attempt to start the next contest this evening.

Nerys Myk · November 13 2012, 01:39 AM

LeadHead wrote:

Kirk: LeadHead, we're waiting....

Spock: Perhaps he will attempt to start the next contest this evening.

DECKER: Not sure I can wait. I gotta pee real bad.

LeadHead · November 13 2012, 06:18 AM

New Contest!

October 29 2012, 03:20 AM	#31
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios KIRK: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. SPOCK & MCCOY: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. KIRK: I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. SPOCK & MCCOY: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. KIRK: I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars. SPOCK & MCCOY: He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps. He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars?! He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. KIRK: I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Papa. SPOCK & MCCOY: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, Suspendies, and a bra?! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

October 29 2012, 11:04 AM	#32
inflatabledalek Captain	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios KIRK: OK, one of you stole my sleeves. I demand them back! __________________ TRANSFORMATION: CRAFTY [mind] BANKERS Meet the five new Autobots in my look at Rock and Roll Out! Part 1

October 29 2012, 09:25 PM	#33
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Kirk: Keep it close, son. You'll know mine is the import with the personalized plates. Crewman: Money talks, bullshit walks. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

October 29 2012, 09:33 PM	#34
John Mason Lieutenant Commander Location: Could be anywhere really...	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios outstanding

October 29 2012, 09:33 PM	#35
John Mason Lieutenant Commander Location: Could be anywhere really...	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios sounds better in german

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October 29 2012, 11:39 PM	#36
Isis Commodore	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Picard: "Beverly, you have the gift, right?" Crusher: "No, I thought Deanna had it." Troi: "No, I thought you had it, Jean-Luc." Picard into communicator: "Hey, O'Brien, do we have any more of those emergency wedding presents?"

November 2 2012, 07:30 AM	#37
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Kirk: And they cancelled it after only thirteen episodes? Decker: Yep. And I thought we had it bad. McCoy: Those poor browncoated bastards. Spock: Disturbingly illogical. Kirk: God forgive me. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 11 2012, 01:04 AM	#38
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios New contest to start tomorrow! __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

November 12 2012, 03:01 PM	#39
Balrog Commodore Location: Moria	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Spock: Watch your step, Captain. Kirk: Don't worry, Spock. I'm not going to die, because the two of you are with me. McCoy: That's starting to get old, Jim... Decker: Our hand is pretty weak, Captain. What do you think? Kirk: I think... I think... I think I DID pay a lot for that muffler... __________________ Anybody got a breath mint?

November 12 2012, 04:36 PM	#40
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios Kirk: LeadHead, we're waiting.... Spock: Perhaps he will attempt to start the next contest this evening. __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

November 13 2012, 06:18 AM	#42
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios New Contest! __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X