Harry's Bar: Under New Management - Page 2

Bob The Skutter · November 12 2012, 11:06 PM

Zion Ravescene wrote:

Bob the Skutter wrote:

I'm in bed. I'm trying not to cough, honest, but it's like it's a reflex or something.

Another double entendre please, barkeep!

Are you trying to pick a fight? I may just have to do something about it.

Mr. Laser Beam · November 12 2012, 11:38 PM

Now I am artificial turf. *HIC* *belch*

Santaman · November 12 2012, 11:46 PM

*shoots karaoke machine.*

GRRRRRRR don't even think about it! No singing! Hell and devil! Not on the black souls of Sarek and Harry... oh and the drunken carcas of T'Bonz. Where she be? Sneaky Romulan stealing ale again?

Been too long a time, back in the day when the board was blue and avatars were in 80x80... yes... back then we had REAL bar threads!!! Thought RevdKathy was a biker back then rrrrrooooarrrr!!
T'Bonz was mostly drunk, shot people at random and threw empty ale bottles around... clothing for an evning here included plate armor, leather and a taser to keep T'Banzai quiet....

Pour me a rum!

Mr. Laser Beam · November 12 2012, 11:48 PM

Machine? We don' need no stinkin' machine!!

*loudly*
DON' TELL MA HEART...MY ACHY BREAKY HEART...I JUST DON THINK HE'D UNNDERTAND....

*passes out*

J. Allen · November 13 2012, 12:12 AM

J. pushed aside the door, and stared into the dimly lit, smoke filled drinking establishment that had called his name in neon lights from across the street. He sniffed cautiously, for the scent of urine would be a telltale that this pub was less a place of jovial intoxication, and more a respite for the lowly and profane.

Seeing only clean wooden floors, well used tables and chairs, and a host of patronage that represented a more diverse clientele, he felt sure enough to step inside and have a drink.

Making his way up to the bar, he chose a stool that wasn't missing a ball bearing in the seat. "Barkeep", he called out to the world weary but ever alert host who was standing toward the other end, "could I get a Scotch and soda, please?"

He passed the time waiting for his beverage, by examining the counter. Well worn, and likely much loved by the face of every drunk who had passed through this establishment, it had a veneer of usefulness, and a couple of words etched into the surface that he would be hard pressed to repeat in polite company, and until he knew the status of this mixed set, it would be best to not to do so.

Though the cavalcade of drunks on display made him feel that he could urinate in the corner and few would notice, still, for now, he would resist that temptation. Besides, he didn't feel drunk enough yet to push the envelope with what had to be the new owner. Best to play it nice and easy, that way, if all hell broke loose, people wouldn't be looking to him for any kind of admiration or blame. That's for people with health insurance.

Mr. Laser Beam · November 13 2012, 12:17 AM

*un-drinks J's beverage*

UN-RUMBLE!!!

Shanndee · November 13 2012, 12:24 AM

Shanndee walks into the recently re-opened establishment cautiously. She has been looking for a place to lounge and meet people. Up to this point she has been fairly quiet and flying well under the radar.

She finds a quiet table in a corner to check the place out. She orders a Caesar and watches.

She thinks she will like it here...

Mr. Laser Beam · November 13 2012, 12:25 AM

Shanndee wrote:

She finds a quiet table in a corner to check the place out. She orders a Caesar and watches.

How do you order watches at a bar?

*passes out again*

Shanndee · November 13 2012, 12:33 AM

Well..there was that shady character in a trench coat wearing a fedora.

First he asked if I wanted to buy an "M"

...then he showed me a collection of fine watches...

1001001 · November 13 2012, 12:52 AM

Very well.

I'll have a drink, but I should warn everyone: I was the Beer Drinking Champion of the World in 2003.

J. Allen · November 13 2012, 01:10 AM

Mr. Laser Beam wrote:

*un-drinks J's beverage*

UN-RUMBLE!!!

You poor man. Here's a quarter for a shoe shine!

Shanndee wrote:

Well..there was that shady character in a trench coat wearing a fedora.

First he asked if I wanted to buy an "M"

...then he showed me a collection of fine watches...

Sesame Street reference! Oh, I love you for that!

Captrek · November 13 2012, 01:33 AM

Anybody up for a game of darts?

sojourner · November 13 2012, 01:52 AM

captrek wrote:

Anybody up for a game of darts?

Only if we use the highly illegal lawn darts and other patrons as the targets.

Shanndee · November 13 2012, 03:11 AM

J. Allen wrote:

Mr. Laser Beam wrote:

*un-drinks J's beverage*

UN-RUMBLE!!!

You poor man. Here's a quarter for a shoe shine!

Shanndee wrote:

Well..there was that shady character in a trench coat wearing a fedora.

First he asked if I wanted to buy an "M"

...then he showed me a collection of fine watches...

Sesame Street reference! Oh, I love you for that!

Thanks J.! Have a drink with me and we'll share tales from the 'hood!

...where's that karaoke machine?..."Suuunnny day, sweepin' the clouds away, on my way..."

Mr. Laser Beam · November 13 2012, 03:22 AM

*voice coming from under the table*

Regrets...I've had a few...but then again...too few to mention

November 12 2012, 11:38 PM	#17
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management Now I am artificial turf. HIC belch __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

November 12 2012, 11:46 PM	#18
Santaman Rear Admiral Location: A little while in the past.	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management shoots karaoke machine. GRRRRRRR don't even think about it! No singing! Hell and devil! Not on the black souls of Sarek and Harry... oh and the drunken carcas of T'Bonz. Where she be? Sneaky Romulan stealing ale again? Been too long a time, back in the day when the board was blue and avatars were in 80x80... yes... back then we had REAL bar threads!!! Thought RevdKathy was a biker back then rrrrrooooarrrr!! T'Bonz was mostly drunk, shot people at random and threw empty ale bottles around... clothing for an evning here included plate armor, leather and a taser to keep T'Banzai quiet.... Pour me a rum! __________________ "Sword is personal, brings slicing to a man, you getta that personal feedback, nuclear weapons?.. Meh, goes off big bang and you don't get any feeling.."

November 12 2012, 11:48 PM	#19
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management Machine? We don' need no stinkin' machine!! loudly DON' TELL MA HEART...MY ACHY BREAKY HEART...I JUST DON THINK HE'D UNNDERTAND.... passes out __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

November 13 2012, 12:12 AM	#20
J. Allen Professional Enabler Location: A Quantum State	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management J. pushed aside the door, and stared into the dimly lit, smoke filled drinking establishment that had called his name in neon lights from across the street. He sniffed cautiously, for the scent of urine would be a telltale that this pub was less a place of jovial intoxication, and more a respite for the lowly and profane. Seeing only clean wooden floors, well used tables and chairs, and a host of patronage that represented a more diverse clientele, he felt sure enough to step inside and have a drink. Making his way up to the bar, he chose a stool that wasn't missing a ball bearing in the seat. "Barkeep", he called out to the world weary but ever alert host who was standing toward the other end, "could I get a Scotch and soda, please?" He passed the time waiting for his beverage, by examining the counter. Well worn, and likely much loved by the face of every drunk who had passed through this establishment, it had a veneer of usefulness, and a couple of words etched into the surface that he would be hard pressed to repeat in polite company, and until he knew the status of this mixed set, it would be best to not to do so. Though the cavalcade of drunks on display made him feel that he could urinate in the corner and few would notice, still, for now, he would resist that temptation. Besides, he didn't feel drunk enough yet to push the envelope with what had to be the new owner. Best to play it nice and easy, that way, if all hell broke loose, people wouldn't be looking to him for any kind of admiration or blame. That's for people with health insurance. __________________ The most horrible suffering one can bring upon another person in dire need, is that of indifference. With love, you try to uplift their life. With hatred, you seek to end that life. With indifference, however, you seek merely to render it inconsequential.

November 13 2012, 12:17 AM	#21
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management un-drinks J's beverage UN-RUMBLE!!! __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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November 13 2012, 12:24 AM	#22
Shanndee Fleet Captain Location: Canada	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management Shanndee walks into the recently re-opened establishment cautiously. She has been looking for a place to lounge and meet people. Up to this point she has been fairly quiet and flying well under the radar. She finds a quiet table in a corner to check the place out. She orders a Caesar and watches. She thinks she will like it here... __________________ "Nolite te bastardes carborundorum" Margaret Atwood "Everything will be alright in the end; if it is not alright, it is not the end" Numerous sources

November 13 2012, 12:33 AM	#24
Shanndee Fleet Captain Location: Canada	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management Well..there was that shady character in a trench coat wearing a fedora. First he asked if I wanted to buy an "M" ...then he showed me a collection of fine watches... __________________ "Nolite te bastardes carborundorum" Margaret Atwood "Everything will be alright in the end; if it is not alright, it is not the end" Numerous sources

November 13 2012, 12:52 AM	#25
1001001 Putting the F-U Back in FUN! Location: People's Gaypublic of Drugafornia	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management Very well. I'll have a drink, but I should warn everyone: I was the Beer Drinking Champion of the World in 2003. __________________ “There is a cult of ignorance in the United States...The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge'.” - Isaac Asimov

November 13 2012, 01:33 AM	#27
Captrek Rear Admiral Location: Second star to the right and 'round back to last night	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management Anybody up for a game of darts?

November 13 2012, 03:22 AM	#30
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Harry's Bar: Under New Management voice coming from under the table Regrets...I've had a few...but then again...too few to mention __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.