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Old November 12 2012, 02:10 PM   #16
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Picard: Analysis Mr. Data?
Data: A new screen-saver I just found, sir.
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Old November 12 2012, 02:51 PM   #17
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Thanks for the Win!



Picard: "Red alert! Immigration to the bridge!"



Worf: "Hmm, maybe if I... stick my pinky out."



Crusher: "Why have we been having bread rolls for breakfast the past week?"
Picard: "There's only so much of you torturing 'croissants' that a Frenchman can take."



Riker: "Make a wrong move and you're toast, Lieutenant."
LaForge: "Haven't quite finished re-evolving from that Neanderthal yet, have we Commander?"



Picard: "Set phasers to bleach, and fire when ready, Mr Data."
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Old November 12 2012, 07:04 PM   #18
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Picard: Bev, I was thinking...why all those fruits on the table...I mean....since we began to have our breakfast together we have never finished our orange juice nor what is on our plate.
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Old November 12 2012, 07:21 PM   #19
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Stewart: "I know we want new uniforms for the transistion to the movies, but I say pass on these costumes.

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Old November 12 2012, 08:50 PM   #20
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PICARD: Holographic projection technology has only made Doritos' adverts even more annoying.





WORF: And to think, I was only going to grow it for Movember.





CRUSHER: I cooked; that means you're doing the washing up.





RIKER: Answer or I shoot.
AQUIEL (looks at backwards phaser): Sure, go ahead. I double-dare you.



(EDIT: Ah, I now see Jonas Grumby's already done this gag. Serves me right for getting to the thread late! Let's try a different one:

GEORDI (thinking): Every damn date ends up with Riker stealing my girl. That "do you want to feel my phaser" chat-up line is just killer.





PICARD: Dammit, I saw it once on the internet, and now I see it everywhere...
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Old November 12 2012, 09:03 PM   #21
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Picard: "Why do we have so much food? We'll never finish it all."

Crusher: "Yes, I-we will. And you don't talk about my weight and I won't discuss your massive hair loss."
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Old November 12 2012, 09:51 PM   #22
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Picard: Tea, Earl Grey, hot.




Picard: That's a big hole.
Data: Yes sir.
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Old November 12 2012, 10:05 PM   #23
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Crusher: "Jean Luc, now that we've become such close friends, and I've learned so many little private things about you that Starfleet would undoubtedly frown upon, I was wondering if you might give me your permission to perform some clandestine medical experiments on a few unsuspecting crewmen."
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Old November 12 2012, 10:16 PM   #24
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Riker: I've talked to every crewman on this damn ship. Can YOU program my universal remote?!?
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Old November 12 2012, 11:00 PM   #25
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Before he went on shift, Worf took a moment to fix his glare on the other Klingon. One day, he knew, the rival would make his move. But when that challenge eventually came, Worf would be ready. And, every day, he made sure the other Klingon knew it.



"I don't wish to alarm you, Beverly, but the chair to your left just leant back and blinked at me".



Riker: "This is a low-quality season six episode. Here's your phaser. If at any time you choose to end it, the audience will understand".
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Old November 13 2012, 12:00 AM   #26
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Picard: No television.
Beverly: What have we done.
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Old November 13 2012, 01:15 AM   #27
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(EDIT: Ah, I now see Jonas Grumby's already done this gag. Serves me right for getting to the thread late!
Heh! I can't complain. I've done the same thing.
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Old November 13 2012, 03:09 AM   #28
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This:





Plus:





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Old November 13 2012, 05:33 AM   #29
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PICARD: Shall we clear the table and commence fornicating?

CRUSHER: Wow, so romantic. You must be French.
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Old November 13 2012, 10:54 AM   #30
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Picard: Tea, Earl Grey, hot.
Crusher: Scotch, single malt, neat.





Worf: I can easily understand women's attraction to me, I can hardly keep my hands of myself.

Camera pans to a nearby fireplace, as the romantic music swells.

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