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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old October 29 2012, 03:20 AM   #31
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KIRK:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.


SPOCK & MCCOY:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

KIRK:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

SPOCK & MCCOY:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

KIRK:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

SPOCK & MCCOY:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

KIRK:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

SPOCK & MCCOY:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
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Old October 29 2012, 11:04 AM   #32
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KIRK: OK, one of you stole my sleeves. I demand them back!
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Old October 29 2012, 09:25 PM   #33
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Kirk: Keep it close, son. You'll know mine is the import with the personalized plates.
Crewman: Money talks, bullshit walks.
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Old October 29 2012, 09:33 PM   #34
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outstanding
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Old October 29 2012, 09:33 PM   #35
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sounds better in german
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Old October 29 2012, 11:39 PM   #36
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Picard: "Beverly, you have the gift, right?"

Crusher: "No, I thought Deanna had it."

Troi: "No, I thought you had it, Jean-Luc."

Picard into communicator: "Hey, O'Brien, do we have any more of those emergency wedding presents?"
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Old November 2 2012, 07:30 AM   #37
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Kirk: And they cancelled it after only thirteen episodes?

Decker: Yep. And I thought we had it bad.

McCoy: Those poor browncoated bastards.

Spock: Disturbingly illogical.

Kirk: God forgive me.
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Old November 11 2012, 01:04 AM   #38
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New contest to start tomorrow!
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Old November 12 2012, 03:01 PM   #39
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Spock: Watch your step, Captain.

Kirk: Don't worry, Spock. I'm not going to die, because the two of you are with me.

McCoy: That's starting to get old, Jim...




Decker: Our hand is pretty weak, Captain. What do you think?

Kirk: I think... I think... I think I DID pay a lot for that muffler...
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Old November 12 2012, 04:36 PM   #40
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Kirk: LeadHead, we're waiting....

Spock: Perhaps he will attempt to start the next contest this evening.
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Old November 13 2012, 01:39 AM   #41
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Kirk: LeadHead, we're waiting....

Spock: Perhaps he will attempt to start the next contest this evening.
DECKER: Not sure I can wait. I gotta pee real bad.
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Old November 13 2012, 06:18 AM   #42
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