Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Society

[lurok]

[teacake]

That hat is terrible, TERRIBLE.

But there is a gun

[jespah]

The hat - maybe it could be 'shopped out. Could it be replaced with a teacup, in keeping with this thread's overall theme?

[teacake]

Yah and lets just put a giant crumpet on his chest, he'd love that.

[Serit]

rabid bat wrote:

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The hat--maybe it could be 'shopped out. Could it be replaced with a teacup, in keeping with this thread's overall theme?

How about a knitted tea cozy?

teacock wrote:

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Yeah, and lets just put a giant crumpet on his chest, he'd love that.

D'oh, ladies, when will you learn that Dominic IS one big, crumpety, scrumptious sex kitten?!


...mmm, poor baby... Forbes after having an intimate encounter of the alien preying mantis kind... y'know, there's a reason why it's said that "The female of the species is deadlier than the male!"


DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANY GOOD FORBES SCREENCAPS FROM "SPECIES: THE AWAKENING"?!

[Miss Lemon]

Another pic from yummy Mr. Crumpet at DSTL:

Serit wrote:

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DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANY GOOD FORBES SCREENCAPS FROM "SPECIES: THE AWAKENING"?!

I can't help you there, I'm afraid.

[Serit]

Miss Pumpkin wrote:

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Another pic of yummy Mr. Crumpet at DSTL:

Miss Lemon, our crumpety sex kitten is wearing too much clothing!

[Miss Lemon]

Serit wrote:

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Miss Lemon, our crumpety sex kitten is wearing too much clothing!

I know, I know... But apparently he even wears clothes when bathing!

[Serit]

Miss Pumpkin wrote:

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I know, I know... But apparently he even wears clothes when bathing!

Perhaps it's that nasty aquaphobia thing... maybe he needs hypnotherapy...

[teacake]

You just want him to lie down on your couch and close his eyes.

[Serit]

You do realize I'm married, right? Not that it matters, but...

teacock wrote:

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You just want him to lie down on your couch and close his eyes.

...oh, that would be just the start of what I'd want him to do! He'd start like this:


and he'd end up like this:



...I wonder if we could get away calling him 'Fluffy'...

...you haven't been to Arch-Angels, have you? I should find that post...

[teacake]

Arch-Angels?

Oh and sorry if I crossed some line Serit.. though you seem to have crossed it with me

[Serit]

teacake wrote:

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Arch-Angels?

Oh and sorry if I crossed some line Serit.. though you seem to have crossed it with me

No, you haven't crossed any line! The only similarity with Dominic that my husband has is his eyes. Oh, and his ability to say "Fine." often...

...and I don't think I crossed any line with you... I don't think so, at least; now, with Dominic, hail yes, in a bloody Brit minute!
You wrote:

teacake wrote:

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You just want him to lie down on your couch and close his eyes.

My hub also knows that if I were to attend a con without him, and Dominic was there... yeah, in a bloody Brit minute (always keep a few C notes in my brassiere to get Dom good 'n' drunk... then again, he's good all the time, drunk might be easier to have my wicked way with him...


The reference to Arch-Angels is about a series of posts I made in 2009:

...Malcolm Reed in skivvies, handcuffed somewhere comfortable and private... candlelight, champagne, romantic music, flowers... fuzzy handcuffs... butterscotch sauce, did I mention butterscotch sauce? :wub: :fgirl:

...and my husband kept interrupting me by calling me, and my cellphone kept doing the TOS communicator chirp, and I couldn't turn the dang phone off! Even when I did, it would turn on the next time my husband called!!

...and every time Rich called, Malcolm thought it was Trip looking for him, so he'd start shouting to get him out of there, and I'd have to stuff a rose in his mouth to gag him--luckily he didn't choke on loose rose petals! :fgirl:

...more likely with my luck, Dominic Keating with a restraint order... :crying:

That's what I was referring to on Arch-Angels...
http://s14.zetaboards.com/wissaboos_...pic/558655/21/

...no, no offense intended or lines intended to have been crossed...

[teacake]

Oh I've never seen than board!

So I guess your husband accompanies you to conventions at all times?

[Serit]

teacake wrote:

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Oh I've never seen than board!

So I guess your husband accompanies you to conventions at all times?

Well, now that we're married, yeah, but more because he's the shuttlepod pilot.



Yes, we really do have the last flight-worthy U.S. space shuttle!!

He flies, I navigate...

...why, yes, Tom Servo IS our co-pilot...