RSS iconTwitter iconFacebook icon

The Trek BBS title image

The Trek BBS statistics

Threads: 141,387
Posts: 5,505,208
Members: 25,128
Currently online: 486
Newest member: krash661

TrekToday headlines

Star Trek Opera
By: T'Bonz on Dec 19

New Abrams Project
By: T'Bonz on Dec 18

IDW Publishing March 2015 Comics
By: T'Bonz on Dec 17

Paramount Star Trek 3 Expectations
By: T'Bonz on Dec 17

Star Trek #39 Sneak Peek
By: T'Bonz on Dec 16

Star Trek 3 Potential Director Shortlist
By: T'Bonz on Dec 16

Official Starships Collection Update
By: T'Bonz on Dec 15

Retro Review: Prodigal Daughter
By: Michelle on Dec 13

Sindicate Lager To Debut In The US Next Week
By: T'Bonz on Dec 12

Rumor Mill: Saldana Gives Birth
By: T'Bonz on Dec 12


Welcome! The Trek BBS is the number one place to chat about Star Trek with like-minded fans. Please login to see our full range of forums as well as the ability to send and receive private messages, track your favourite topics and of course join in the discussions.

If you are a new visitor, join us for free. If you are an existing member please login below. Note: for members who joined under our old messageboard system, please login with your display name not your login name.


Go Back   The Trek BBS > Star Trek TV Series > The Next Generation

The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old November 11 2012, 07:00 PM   #1
Lead-Nosed Reindeer
LeadHead's First Officer
 
Lead-Nosed Reindeer's Avatar
 
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness

Hello everyone! Sorry for the Sunday Start, Saturday was a busy one for me this weekend.




First up to the plate, we have the "Some things never change" Award, going to:

ThankQ wrote: View Post


Photobombs... of the FUTURE!

Next, we have the "Maybe they should have assimilated Drew Carey as well" Award, going to:

shivkala wrote: View Post

Despite assimilating Clive Anderson, the Borg still could not quite get the hang of the Whose Line is it Anyway game, "Helping Hands."
Next, we have the "Historical Significance" Award, going to:

Armored Saint wrote: View Post

Riker (os): What the hell did happen with this goddamn shuttle?
OBrien: Do you know that story about an Emergency Landing Plan B on the Enterprise-A?
Riker (os): Yes....
OBrien: It seems your Imzadi is not Hikaru Sulu.

Next, we have the "Maybe 1st Season Worf knows..." Award, going to:

inflatabledalek wrote: View Post


Riker: No, I have no idea what half these stations are for either.
Next, we have the "Patriotism while on duty" Award, going to:

The Zombie Vulcan wrote: View Post


Worf: "Ee plebnista..."




T'Girl wrote: View Post


Picard (os): "So Chief, you took the Captain's Yacht for it annual check. How is it?

O'Brien: "Just fine Sir, ah could you not come down to the flight deck for a few weeks?
Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

New contest, lets go!











Enjoy!
__________________
Check out the Caption contests in the TOS, TNG and Movies I-X forums!
Lead-Nosed Reindeer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old November 11 2012, 07:06 PM   #2
Lead-Nosed Reindeer
LeadHead's First Officer
 
Lead-Nosed Reindeer's Avatar
 
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness



Riker: Any of you guys have a trombone I can borrow?

Picard: Not now, Number One.



Worf: Maybe a ponytail...




Picard: Beverly, you know, the whole "morning after breakfast" is only worth it if there was something that happened the night before.



Riker: This is a Phaser, not a tricorder. When you 'scanned' that priceless Monet painting...



Data: Starfleet records do not describe anything like this phenomenon. Despite the fact that ships have seen it 13 times.
__________________
Check out the Caption contests in the TOS, TNG and Movies I-X forums!
Lead-Nosed Reindeer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old November 11 2012, 07:18 PM   #3
R. Star
Rear Admiral
 
R. Star's Avatar
 
Location: Shangri-La
Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness



Riker: When I told Q to blow it, this isn't quite what I had in mind.



Worf: (singing) I'm... too sexy for my sash! Too sexy for my sash! Too sexy!



Picard: What do you mean you won't perform fellatio? You have to! It's in your contract.
Crusher: Jean-Luc, just because you're captain doesn't mean you have the authority to outsource our Starfleet commission renewals to the Ferengi Commerce Authority.



Riker: Now my dear, this will make all your desires come true.
LaForge: (whispering urgently) Commander! That's not a vibrator!



Picard: Status Mr Data?
Data: Our probe has penetrated the hole's event horizon and commenced vibration mode.
__________________
"I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams
R. Star is offline   Reply With Quote
Old November 11 2012, 07:29 PM   #4
FKnight
Commander
 
FKnight's Avatar
 
Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness


Data: The Narada has been destroyed. Kelvin is resuming course to Earth.
Picard: Good. Let's get the hell out of here.
__________________
"You have been examined. Your ship must be destroyed. We make assumption you have a deity, or deities, or some such beliefs which comfort you. We therefore grant you ten Earth time periods known as minutes to make preparations."
FKnight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old November 11 2012, 07:32 PM   #5
Ru ru, chu
Fleet Admiral
 
Ru ru, chu's Avatar
 
Location: Mr. Laser Beam is in the visitor's bullpen
View Ru ru, chu's Twitter Profile
Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness



He once chose the Chancellor of the High Council...just to see what it felt like.

He wears his hair in a ponytail just to give K'Ehleyr something to grab.

He likes his bloodwine extra hot.

He orders fried gagh...just because.

He was all four members of his Starfleet Academy Parrises Squares team.

He is THE MOST INTERESTING KLINGON IN THE UNIVERSE.

"I don't always drink raktajino,
but when I do, I prefer S'tarbucks.
Stay honorable, my friends."
__________________
"A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz." - Humphrey Bogart
Ru ru, chu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old November 11 2012, 08:22 PM   #6
bullethead
Fleet Captain
 
bullethead's Avatar
 
Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness


Today's problem for the Enterprise crew: avoiding a plot hole.


Present Picard: So... replace Geordi's visor with ocular implants, arrest Soran at the Armagosa Observatory, the Borg are coming for Earth again, the uniform thing... Anything else?
Future Picard: Don't send Data on the team to puncture the warp core coolant tanks. That should-
*The connection cuts out*
Present Picard: Data, what happened?
Data: It seems the Enterprise-E no longer exists, possibly due to the information we were provided.
Present Picard: I see... well, at least they gave us the specs for those stylish uniforms!
__________________
A business man and engineer discuss how to launch a communications satellite in the 1960s:
Biz Dev Guy: Your communications satellite has to be the size, shape, and weight of a hydrogen bomb.
bullethead is offline   Reply With Quote
Old November 11 2012, 10:01 PM   #7
inflatabledalek
Captain
 
Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness

TFTW!



Stewart: Did Singer have to send me a singing telegram to tell me I'd got the X-Men gig? It's just rubbing my film career in the faces of my cast mates who don't have one.

Telegram: Do you want me to stop?

Stewart: I didn't say that did I?




Worf: Whoever this Fu Man Chu Riker mentioned is, he must have been a handsome dude.





Picard:So, fancy a shag?




Riker: You slept with Geordi? You must be an alien imposter!




Data: It's called the Baird Black Hole.
__________________
TRANSFORMATION: TAKE A DIVE
Divebomb drops da Bomb in my look at issue 136!
inflatabledalek is offline   Reply With Quote
Old November 12 2012, 12:41 AM   #8
Jonas Grumby
Vice Admiral
 
Jonas Grumby's Avatar
 
Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific
Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness



Picard: "Tell Jos he'll get his chilli peppers when we get there! Tell him they're prime Mexican Reds; I hand-picked them myself! But he won't die if he goes a few more days without them!"




Worf: "Yes. Yes! Twirling it does make me look sinister!"




Picard: "Beverly, I think it's time we made some changes in our routine. After all, most of the crew already think we're sleeping together after dinner every night, and not just playing Parchessi."
Crusher: "So, you're suggesting we set up the Parchessi board in Ten Forward instead of here in your quarters from now on?"




Riker: "Talk! Or I'll fry your ear off with this phaser!"
Aquiel: "Go ahead, big man, I dare ya! Press that firing stud, stud!"
LaForge: "Um...Commander...?




Picard: "Data? 'The asshole of the universe'?"
Data: "I read it somewhere, sir."
__________________
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
Jonas Grumby is offline   Reply With Quote
Old November 12 2012, 12:47 AM   #9
Merry Christmas
Vice Admiral
 
Merry Christmas's Avatar
 
Location: tantalizing t'girl's techno temenos
Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness



Russ Mayberry makes his directorial return to TNG, to
prove he can be insensitive to groups other than Blacks.



Data: "This spacial phenomena remind me of the time Lieutenant Yar wanted me too ...

Picard: "Not the right time Data."

Merry Christmas is offline   Reply With Quote
Old November 12 2012, 04:15 AM   #10
shivkala
Rear Admiral
 
shivkala's Avatar
 
Location: Patrolling Sector 2814
Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness

TFTW!


Worf: Do you want me to remove them, Captain?
Picard: Not just yet. I think they're getting ready to play "Stairway to Heaven."


Worf didn't believe in using dye, he just gave the grey hairs creeping in his meanest looking glare.


Crusher: How's the tea?
Picard: Is that a double entendre?
Crusher: I...I don't know anymore...


Riker: Look, even our Chief Engineer is stumped. So, you're not leaving here until you program my novelty phaser universal remote control.


Picard: There, I swear I just, saw...well, I swear I just saw an old style police box enter that vortex...
__________________
"When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson
shivkala is offline   Reply With Quote
Old November 12 2012, 05:16 AM   #11
Velocity
Rear Admiral
 
Velocity's Avatar
 
Location: In the back of beyond
Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness



Riker: So....taco night in Ten Forward?



Worf: You handsome devil. No wonder you had females on the Enterprise and Deep Space 9 panting after you.




Riker: Call me Commander Stinky Nuts again and this goes up your nose!



Picard: Mr Data, what do sensors indicate about that wormhole?
Data: There appears to be a ship, a living ship, emerging...attemptiing to contact...
Unknown Ship: Pilot! Where the yotz is this?
__________________
What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness? -
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Velocity is offline   Reply With Quote
Old November 12 2012, 05:20 AM   #12
Armored Saint
Fleet Captain
 
Armored Saint's Avatar
 
Location: Quebec City
Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness


My parmaqqay I, can't get enough of your parmaq 'IH be'
Be'Hom, I don't know, I don't know why
Can't get enough of your parmaq 'IH be
Armored Saint is offline   Reply With Quote
Old November 12 2012, 06:49 AM   #13
Santa Kang
Fleet Admiral
 
Santa Kang's Avatar
 
Location: North Pole,Qo'noS
Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness



RIKER: She's real! Not a hologram, an android or a delusional hallucination!

GEORDI: Damn it, I'm not that bad with the ladies!!!!

AQUIEL: Actually you are.



PICARD: You got it. Arm phasers, fire everything we got.

DATA: Come again?

PICARD (sighs): Have the sensors continue passive scans.
__________________
Nerys Myk
Santa Kang is online now   Reply With Quote
Old November 12 2012, 06:54 AM   #14
Santa Kang
Fleet Admiral
 
Santa Kang's Avatar
 
Location: North Pole,Qo'noS
Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness



WORF: Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's baddest badass of all?

MIRROR: Still Sisko, so stop asking. And I'm on a desk you schmuck.
__________________
Nerys Myk
Santa Kang is online now   Reply With Quote
Old November 12 2012, 09:59 AM   #15
DecktheThralls
Rear Admiral
 
DecktheThralls's Avatar
 
Location: Triskelion
Re: TNG Caption This! 291: Random Silliness



Picard: Sigh. I miss Felipe the Starfleet Academy burro.




"Almost long enough for pigtails.... Patience, Worf."




Welcome to the Enterprise, Ensign. Know your way around a beard trimmer?




Data: Launching penny now, sir.
Picard: Tee hee!
DecktheThralls is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 03:37 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
FireFox 2+ or Internet Explorer 7+ highly recommended.