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Old November 5 2012, 03:39 PM   #16
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Guy in back: "I never get to see the viewscreen."
Worf: "You're not missing anything. They're only scrolling through the old caption contests, laughing at the captions where the compare my forehead to human female genitalia."



Data: "Get your clamps off me, you damn dirty Borg!"



Picard on intercom: "Mr O'Brien, any progress with the shuttle?"
O'Brien: "We're just cleaning away the wreckage now. We located the flight data recorder, and it bears out Lt. Chakotay's testimony. The late instructor gave him a passing grade and cleared him for flight operations just before they crashed into the moon. Lt Chakotay therefore is a qualified shuttle pilot now."



Picard: "Don't you tilt your head at me in that tone of voice, Numbah One!"



Worf: "Ee plebnista..."
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Old November 5 2012, 06:35 PM   #17
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Picard: Mr. Worf, open a hailing frequency with the closest Starfleet JAG office. This "Fashion It So" Tumblr needs to pay my catchphrase fee.
Random Redshirt: Sir, do you even have a catchphrase fee? I thought we don't use money.
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Worf's discovery of the missing film meant that the 300 year quest to remaster every film and TV series made on Earth could be completed.
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Old November 5 2012, 09:51 PM   #18
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Worf: Sir, I have to report that once again someone hasn't been sorting through their recycling properly and has put paper in the plastic bin. 500 issues of Trombone Player Monthly. If only there was some clue as to who it was...
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Old November 6 2012, 03:40 AM   #19
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Picard: "Number One, how's your neck feeling since Lieutenant Yar showed you her pimp hand?"

Riker: "Coming along nicely Sir."





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Old November 6 2012, 03:50 AM   #20
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PICARD: So, that's your sarcasm face?

RIKER: Geee. what was your first clue?
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Old November 6 2012, 04:04 PM   #21
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"Worf to Picard: Target is having a sale on Totes, but you have to bring the coupon from the cicular."
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Old November 6 2012, 05:20 PM   #22
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Picard: "Starfleet is curious about why, shortly after assimilating me, the Borg suddenly came up with the idea of a Borg queen. Have you any theories on that, Number One?"
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Old November 6 2012, 06:10 PM   #23
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PICARD: Riker, stop checking your reflection on my head!!!!
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Old November 6 2012, 10:14 PM   #24
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Photobombs... of the FUTURE!
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Old November 6 2012, 11:50 PM   #25
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Data: You have removed me from my protective case. I will not be as valuable.
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Old November 7 2012, 12:28 AM   #26
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GEORDIE: Back off, I'm texting with my girlfriend!

PICARD: We know, we're waiting to see if she's real.
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Old November 7 2012, 03:53 AM   #27
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Picard: Report, Mr. La Forge.

La Forge: Jar Jar Binks has started a new caption contest in the Enterprise forum!

Picard: Transmit the Link immediately!
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Old November 7 2012, 05:55 AM   #28
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Worf to bridge, The Captain's shipment of Vulcan marital aids has arrived.

Shall I arrange a wedding reception, Lieutenant Worf?

Yes, Data. Yes you should.




Crewman: Where should we dump this junk, Chief?
O'Brien: Junk? This is a genuine extraterrestrial object d'art on eBay.
Crewman: Come to think of it this would go great over my sofa.
O'Brien: Bidding starts at midnight.
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Old November 7 2012, 07:36 AM   #29
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CREWMAN: When you said "jigsaw puzzle", I was expecting something a little smaller.
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Old November 7 2012, 05:36 PM   #30
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