TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship! - Page 3

Ln X · October 29 2012, 05:48 PM

Riker: Locutus of Borg, you say the Borg represent perfection but they still couldn't cure your baldness!

Troi's karaoke attempt at Child in Time did not go well, the crew always called her the screaming banshee afterwards...

LaForge: They call it the stairway to heaven.

Data: Behold! My stroboscopic orgasm inducer!

Picard: What is that brown thing down there to my left numba one?
Riker: Just Troi's ass sir.

Riker: (screaming) No! You are not putting my manhood under the cold examination of a laboratory!

Triskelion · October 30 2012, 04:34 AM

Did I leave the polarity reverser on?

Gil T.Azell · October 30 2012, 04:46 AM

O'Brien:"Ohh Bloody Hell...." (Braaaappppppp)

Troi: "Oh dear god that has some hang time"

O'Brien: "Klingon Tacos., Sorry about that Counselor"

Nerys Myk · October 30 2012, 02:24 PM

PICARD: To hell with their harmony being off. I'm not even sure they're singing the same song!

Leviathan · November 1 2012, 01:15 AM

Pavel Chekov impression night was always a hit.

Finn · November 1 2012, 02:47 AM

Thanks for the 'shop win

Riker: I don't remember leaving Miles O'Brien's bachelor's party last night
Geordi: Why is Data's head bolted to the ceiling?

Triskelion · November 1 2012, 05:05 AM

Worf: Transporter room, one to beam to Borg vessel.
Locutus: Where is Worf going Number One?
Wesley <snickering to Ro>: "Going Number One."
Riker: He's gone to transmit a weaponized code into your Collective.
Locutus: What is it, an algorithm?
Riker: Let's just say we're never gonna give you up.
Borg: NEVER GONNA GIVE NEVER GONNA GIVE NEVER GONNA GIVE....

Riker: Mrs Troi? Are you still here? I'm not changing out of my uniform, you know!

Voice in Riker's head: <tee hee>

And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyeeeeiiiiiiiii...

Will always

Beam up youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooo....

Nerds.

Riker: Ready to try your Bigfoot call again, LaForge?
Data: I do not believe the Bigfeet are convinced.
Worf: Sh! I hear them! Cunning coyote mimicry.

Riker: We're...working on a rescue plan, sir. We'll be in touch.

Nerys Myk · November 1 2012, 05:30 AM

DATA: Data to Worf. We have got a 10-82 in Riker's quarters.

WORF (over comm): Unauthorized personnel?

DATA: No, that is a 10-07.

WORF: Then what's a 10-82?

DATA: Disappearing a dead hooker from the Commander's quarters.

Triskelion · November 1 2012, 06:02 AM

Winston Worf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Isis · November 2 2012, 09:40 PM

Data: "Captain, are you sure it's a good idea to 'hot wire' the ship?"

Picard: "I tried calling Triple-A, but apparently I forgot to renew our membership."

Nerys Myk · November 3 2012, 05:25 AM

PICARD: Trick or treat.

RIKER: You're two days too late.

Isis · November 3 2012, 01:49 PM

Sending out prayers, good thoughts, or whatever you believe in to anyone in Hurricane Sandy's path who's had to deal with this or worse.

LeadHead · November 5 2012, 01:05 AM

New contest!

October 29 2012, 05:48 PM	#31
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship! Riker: Locutus of Borg, you say the Borg represent perfection but they still couldn't cure your baldness! Troi's karaoke attempt at Child in Time did not go well, the crew always called her the screaming banshee afterwards... LaForge: They call it the stairway to heaven. Data: Behold! My stroboscopic orgasm inducer! Picard: What is that brown thing down there to my left numba one? Riker: Just Troi's ass sir. Riker: (screaming) No! You are not putting my manhood under the cold examination of a laboratory! __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*

October 30 2012, 04:34 AM	#32
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship! Did I leave the polarity reverser on? __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

October 30 2012, 04:46 AM	#33
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship! O'Brien:"Ohh Bloody Hell...." (Braaaappppppp) Troi: "Oh dear god that has some hang time" O'Brien: "Klingon Tacos., Sorry about that Counselor" __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

October 30 2012, 02:24 PM	#34
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship! PICARD: To hell with their harmony being off. I'm not even sure they're singing the same song! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

November 1 2012, 01:15 AM	#35
Leviathan Commander	Re: TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship! Pavel Chekov impression night was always a hit.

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November 1 2012, 02:47 AM	#36
Finn Vice Admiral Location: West of Boston	Re: TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship! Thanks for the 'shop win Riker: I don't remember leaving Miles O'Brien's bachelor's party last night Geordi: Why is Data's head bolted to the ceiling?

November 1 2012, 05:05 AM	#37
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship! Worf: Transporter room, one to beam to Borg vessel. Locutus: Where is Worf going Number One? Wesley <snickering to Ro>: "Going Number One." Riker: He's gone to transmit a weaponized code into your Collective. Locutus: What is it, an algorithm? Riker: Let's just say we're never gonna give you up. Borg: NEVER GONNA GIVE NEVER GONNA GIVE NEVER GONNA GIVE.... Riker: Mrs Troi? Are you still here? I'm not changing out of my uniform, you know! Voice in Riker's head: <tee hee> And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyeeeeiiiiiiiii... Will always Beam up youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooo.... Nerds. Riker: Ready to try your Bigfoot call again, LaForge? Data: I do not believe the Bigfeet are convinced. Worf: Sh! I hear them! Cunning coyote mimicry. Riker: We're...working on a rescue plan, sir. We'll be in touch. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus Last edited by Triskelion; November 1 2012 at 06:07 AM.

November 1 2012, 05:30 AM	#38
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship! DATA: Data to Worf. We have got a 10-82 in Riker's quarters. WORF (over comm): Unauthorized personnel? DATA: No, that is a 10-07. WORF: Then what's a 10-82? DATA: Disappearing a dead hooker from the Commander's quarters. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

November 1 2012, 06:02 AM	#39
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship! Winston Worf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 2 2012, 09:40 PM	#40
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship! Data: "Captain, are you sure it's a good idea to 'hot wire' the ship?" Picard: "I tried calling Triple-A, but apparently I forgot to renew our membership."

November 3 2012, 05:25 AM	#41
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship! PICARD: Trick or treat. RIKER: You're two days too late. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

November 3 2012, 01:49 PM	#42
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship! Sending out prayers, good thoughts, or whatever you believe in to anyone in Hurricane Sandy's path who's had to deal with this or worse.

November 5 2012, 01:05 AM	#43
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship! New contest! __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X