VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done

Akiraprise · October 29 2012, 05:04 AM

Thanks to everyone who participated in the last Caption Contest! I'm kind of a sucker for Neelix jokes so the winner of the old Golden Neelix goes to:

Eydie Munroe wrote:

Torres: Wow…
Paris: Um…
Alien: So, what do you think of it? Do you like it?
Torres: It’s fine.
Paris: Really good resolution…
Alien: Yes! You can see every detail of Neelix’s bathroom.
Paris: I really wish it couldn’t.
Torres: How does he walk around with that thing??

Congrats!

Here's the next picture for captioning goodness:

Nerys Myk · October 29 2012, 05:06 AM

SEVEN: Hey, my breasts are down here!!

Triskelion · October 29 2012, 06:56 AM

Icheb: Can I get the artisan pizza with half-pepperoni?
Seven: Custom orders are futile.

The Laughing Vulcan · October 29 2012, 03:34 PM

Janeway: "From now on, we'll call Seven, Scratcheb..."

Timewalker · October 30 2012, 04:09 AM

Icheb: How did I offend you so much that you would make me wear Wesley Crusher's hand-me-down sweaters?

Akiraprise · October 30 2012, 08:20 AM

Seven: Icheb for the last time, you cannot borrow my Borg regenerative catsuits no matter how ugly the sweaters are Neelix knits you!
Janeway: Icheb, is that a phaser in your pants?
Icheb: ***exits sickbay at ludicrous speed***

BirdInJetstream · November 2 2012, 12:26 AM

Seven: "Arrghhhh... that stare... I can feel the first signs of a hell of a headache."
Icheb: *stares
Janeway: "I thought that was my prerogative..."

Triskelion · November 2 2012, 07:14 AM

Seven: I'm sure the Captain is too busy to become your second "Mom."

Janeway: I'll be Daddy.

chrinFinity · November 3 2012, 09:46 AM

Icheb: MY CONSOLE!
Seven: No. It belongs to me.
Janeway: Excuse me, but this is my console.

T'Girl · November 3 2012, 09:43 PM

Icheb: Betty
(Janeway turns her head.)

Seven: Veronica
(Janeway turns her head.)

Icheb: Betty
(Janeway turns her head.)

Seven: Veronica
(Janeway turns her head.)

Janeway: Frankly, my neck is getting tied.

R. Star · November 5 2012, 11:54 PM

Seven & Icheb simultaneously: Paper!
Janeway: You two take this game too seriously.

Mr. Laser Beam · November 6 2012, 12:43 AM

Icheb: I'm sorry, Seven, but I'm doing my Academy thesis on old Earth history and I'm not leaving here until you tell me: who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?

Schistocerca · November 6 2012, 02:06 PM

And by day 37 they were down to the last three in the "Touch the Console" competition. And as everyone had predicted it all came down to the two Borg and the Mad B*tch!

ThankQ · November 6 2012, 10:17 PM

Janeway: Name something people wear over their eyes...
Seven: *SLAP* Metal eyebrows.
Janeway: Metal eyebrows... SURVEY SAYS:

Triskelion · November 6 2012, 11:48 PM

Icheb: Why do all our computers have to weigh a hundred kilos?!
Seven: If you do not cease these futile interrogatives I cannot guarantee your security nor place on this ship.
Janeway: Hipster punk.

October 29 2012, 05:06 AM	#2
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done SEVEN: Hey, my breasts are down here!! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

October 29 2012, 06:56 AM	#3
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Icheb: Can I get the artisan pizza with half-pepperoni? Seven: Custom orders are futile. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

October 29 2012, 03:34 PM	#4
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Janeway: "From now on, we'll call Seven, Scratcheb..." __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

October 30 2012, 04:09 AM	#5
Timewalker Commodore Location: In many different universes, simultaneously.	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Icheb: How did I offend you so much that you would make me wear Wesley Crusher's hand-me-down sweaters? __________________ "Let's give it to Riker. He'll eat anything!"

October 30 2012, 08:20 AM	#6
Akiraprise Moderator	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Seven: Icheb for the last time, you cannot borrow my Borg regenerative catsuits no matter how ugly the sweaters are Neelix knits you! Janeway: Icheb, is that a phaser in your pants? Icheb: *exits sickbay at ludicrous speed* __________________ MCCOY: You know, back home we got a saying, "If you're gonna ride in the Kentucky Derby, you don't leave your prize stallion in the stable." SPOCK: A curious metaphor, Doctor, as a stallion must first be broken before it can reach its potential. MCCOY: Green-blooded hobgoblin.

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November 2 2012, 12:26 AM	#7
BirdInJetstream Lieutenant Commander Location: Jetstream	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Seven: "Arrghhhh... that stare... I can feel the first signs of a hell of a headache." Icheb: *stares Janeway: "I thought that was my prerogative..." __________________ "Life improves the capacity of the environment to sustain life." - P. Kynes

November 2 2012, 07:14 AM	#8
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Seven: I'm sure the Captain is too busy to become your second "Mom." Janeway: I'll be Daddy. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 3 2012, 09:46 AM	#9
chrinFinity Commander Location: Scmocation	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Icheb: MY CONSOLE! Seven: No. It belongs to me. Janeway: Excuse me, but this is my console. __________________ i hate everything

November 3 2012, 09:43 PM	#10
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Icheb: Betty (Janeway turns her head.) Seven: Veronica (Janeway turns her head.) Icheb: Betty (Janeway turns her head.) Seven: Veronica (Janeway turns her head.) Janeway: Frankly, my neck is getting tied.

November 5 2012, 11:54 PM	#11
R. Star Commodore Location: Terra 3	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Seven & Icheb simultaneously: Paper! Janeway: You two take this game too seriously. __________________ "I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams

November 6 2012, 12:43 AM	#12
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Icheb: I'm sorry, Seven, but I'm doing my Academy thesis on old Earth history and I'm not leaving here until you tell me: who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp? __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

November 6 2012, 02:06 PM	#13
Schistocerca Lieutenant Commander Location: Gateshead	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done *And by day 37 they were down to the last three in the "Touch the Console" competition. And as everyone had predicted it all came down to the two Borg and the Mad Btch!** Last edited by Schistocerca; November 6 2012 at 02:29 PM.

November 6 2012, 10:17 PM	#14
ThankQ Admiral Location: Omnipresent	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Janeway: Name something people wear over their eyes... Seven: SLAP Metal eyebrows. Janeway: Metal eyebrows... SURVEY SAYS: __________________ "A still more glorious dawn awaits..." -Carl Sagan

November 6 2012, 11:48 PM	#15
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done Icheb: Why do all our computers have to weigh a hundred kilos?! Seven: If you do not cease these futile interrogatives I cannot guarantee your security nor place on this ship. Janeway: Hipster punk. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus