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Old October 19 2012, 12:02 PM   #31
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These are the humans.
These are the Cardassians.
These are the Bajorans.
And this is...
SOAP.

Pa'Dar (thinking): Something VERY familiar about all of this...
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Old October 20 2012, 01:21 PM   #32
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LeadHead, TFTW.



Sisko (OS): "OK, Quark, you're out. I didn't say 'Simon says.'"
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Old October 20 2012, 01:36 PM   #33
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Announcer (OS): "M & M's. Melt in your mouth, not in your hands."

Director (OS): "Sorry Mr. ---er--- [reads down list] Quark. That wasn't quite the look we're going for. Don't call us, we'll call you."
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Old October 20 2012, 01:55 PM   #34
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O'Brien: "What do you have to say for yourself?"

Bashir: "I can't tell you why this flu epidemic is still knocking people out. The vaporizer usually works."

O'Brien: "I hate to be a 'back seat driver,' but maybe it's not the vaporizer. Maybe you didn't use enough Vapo-rub?"
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Old October 20 2012, 08:02 PM   #35
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Bashir: So me, a Doctor, and you, a middle aged man, just took out a crack commando team that had the element of surprise from a species that's been at war for decades. Are we brilliant, or were they shite?

O'Brien: A little of both.



Sisko: Since we've discovered the Cardassians have planted deep cover agents in Star Fleet surgically altered as humans we're calling everyone in to check they're not really a Cardassian. Don't worry though, it's just a formality as I have complete faith in all of you.



Shimmerman: So can I charge this much for my autograph as I was on Buffy as well?




Eddington: The graffiti in the toilets was right, she does look good on her back. A somewhat extreme way of finding out, but I wouldn't have slept well tonight without double checking.



Bashir: This invisible yo-yo is awesome!
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Old October 21 2012, 05:03 AM   #36
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Bashir: Isn't that your ball Jake?
Jake: Yeah! After two hours of looking! Now - hey, where did our clubs go?
Bashir: The wolverines got them, remember? You did insist on historical accuracy for this game.
Jake: Hobo-Polo is much more than a game, Doctor.



Eddie: Oh she did SO not revert back to a decrepit old she-witch. That Garak is such a liar.
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Old October 21 2012, 03:37 PM   #37
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O'Brien: I think Chili Cookoff Night was a failure, Julian.
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Old October 21 2012, 04:44 PM   #38
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Bashir: "Chicken soup?"

O'Brien nods.

Bashir: "Funny, you don't look Jewish."
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Old October 23 2012, 03:35 PM   #39
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Bashir: Was that really necessary chief?
O'Brien: NO one touches MY tools!


Sisko: We will decide Rugal's fate with a punch-up; Pa'Dar vs Proka. Last man standing takes custody of Rugal!


Eddington: (thinking) Rigged station security. Check. Fooled everyone. Check. Get away plan. Check. A new girlfriend to replace my wife... (sees Kira) Hmm...


Bashir: Not thinking of chickening out are you?
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Old October 24 2012, 07:17 AM   #40
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O'Brien: You mean this isn't Starfleet Medical's secret experimental lab?
Bashir: No, it's not. It's the cafeteria.
O'Brien: Crap. And...that?
Bashir: Salisbury synth tank.
O'Brien: So not the experimental White analog processor.
Bashir: No, it is not.
O'Brien: And these....
Bashir: Are not surgically-altered Jem'Hadar supersoldiers. They are the lunch ladies.
O'Brien: Are you sure, Julian?
Bashir: Yes, Miles. Quite sure.




O'Brien: Sir, I mean, it's a nice impression and all, but - I've seen the Don Rickles hologram at Vic's, and I don't remember him threatening to send the audience to Pah Wraith hell.




Eddington: Sorry. I thought you were a studio executive.




Bashir: Is that a bobcat or an ocelot?
Jake: Ooh, that is the elusive nocturnal Caracal.
Bashir: Caracal.
Jake: Caracal.
Bashir: Looks hungry.
Jake: Yep.
Bashir: Caracal.
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Old October 30 2012, 12:04 AM   #41
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Bashir: "Look, I think we're finally there."

Jake: "It's about time. When we left, I was six inches shorter than you."
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Old November 2 2012, 09:51 PM   #42
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Eddington: "You have some nerve, Major..."

<brief pause>

Eddington: "I just vacuumed."
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Old November 2 2012, 09:53 PM   #43
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Eddington wasn't sure what to think about the "50 Shades of Kira" holosuite program.
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Old November 3 2012, 05:17 AM   #44
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EDDINGTON: I don't care if they're painting your quarters, you can't sleep here!!!!
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Old November 3 2012, 07:41 AM   #45
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Eddington: Do not tell me you'll be with me in just a parsec. No jury will convict me.



Bashir: Damn! The Jem'Hadar found your father's baseball first.
Jake: Little help! Hey!
Bashir: Don't bother, Jake.
Jake: They're pretending not to hear us. Hey! We know you can hear us! You have ear holes!
Bashir: No, Jake. They don't.
Jake: But -
Bashir: Let it go, Jake. They don't like ear jokes.
Jake: Oh come on...
Bashir: The Jem'Hadar: No ear jokes, and an almost fanatical devotion to the space pope.



Dukat: Captain Sisko, ordering a subordinate officer to overload and then disengage a fusion reactor until reaching fatal levels of radiation is hardly a sporting conclusion to a simple game of musical chairs, don't you think?



Bashir: What do we tell security?
O'Brien: I don't care what you tell them. Someone put pigweed in my mulligan stew.
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