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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old October 16 2012, 03:24 AM   #31
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth...



Capt. Picard: This way to the obligatory fight scene!




Picard: Did Starfleet order these new uniforms, number one?
Riker: Yes, sir.
Picard: I have one mind, number one to test out my new phasers on them. They're horrible.




Geordi: I see London, I see France...



*couldn't resist that one *
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Old October 16 2012, 03:26 AM   #32
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RIKER: What do you see Geordi?
GEORDI: Nothing but the rain.
RIKER: Then grab your gun and bring the android in.
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Old October 17 2012, 05:10 AM   #33
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Picard:
Ladies first!




Riker: Hey LaForge, why don't you activate another device! There's still a woman here!




Troi: Data...are you leaking something?

Data: <sigh> Yes, Commander. I am currently discharging internal servo fluid through the berrilium-trioxide epidermal composite of my anterior gluteus maximus.

Troi: Computer, run a comparative analysis of Data's injury and objects on the bridge. Sub-query: metal objects.

Riker: Belay that computer!

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Old October 17 2012, 06:19 AM   #34
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PICARD: Wesley, lay in a course to the Veridian System.

ENSIGN: For the last time, I'm not Wesley, sir!

PICARD: Right, be a good lad, Wesley and lay in that course.

ENSIGN: sigh.
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Old October 17 2012, 02:30 PM   #35
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Sort of reminds of me of this a little:

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Old October 17 2012, 06:33 PM   #36
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Riker: "Who's that handsome rake? If I wasn't 200% heterosexual, I definitely hit that."

Ensign: "Sir, I have the viewscreen on 'mirror' at the moment."





Crusher (OS): "Have Lasik surgery at $19.99 per eye, and no wonder you're squinting and you still can't see a thing."

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Old October 17 2012, 06:37 PM   #37
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RIKER: Whaddya see, Geordi?
GEORDI: I could be wrong, but I think it's LeadHead, coming back to start the new caption contest!
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Old October 17 2012, 10:32 PM   #38
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Thanks for the win



Picard: Quick! In here, behind the rabbit!



Ensign (thinking): Gee, everyone ELSE gets to have fun and play dress-up, but do they think to invite ME? Of course not...

... jerks...




Riker: Our Chief Engineer is quite brilliant. He'll be able to locate our ship in orbit using your primitive-style telescope.

Cochrane: Then maybe now's a good time to tell him that's not a telescope. It's a ketchup dispenser...
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Old October 20 2012, 06:47 PM   #39
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New contest to start tonight or tomorrow morning!
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Old October 21 2012, 09:40 AM   #40
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New contest is up!
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