Janeway's locks...short or long?

[Katherine]

Sorry for OT, however did you see Kate Mulgrew's new hair style?

This hairstyle is, let me put it this way, sort of an acquired taste.


What do you think??

[lurok]

Love it. A real don't-give-a-fuck cut. Looks like someone used sheep shears.

[teacake]

I am going to kill myself.

(not really no no no no but MY GOD this is the first time I have not had something drooling to say on the topic of KM)

[teacake]

And here ate photos Katherine linked to.





I need a hypospray of.. something strong.

[Guy Gardener]

II's a coutermeasure for the millions of fangirls stalking her.

[teacake]

I feel like this is my eventual fate.

This is what happens when your hair gets thin and you are sick of spending a fortune and way too much time in the bathroom pumping it up every day and you don't want to turn into one of those frosted helmet heads so you go PURPLE or BURGUNDY and SHORT and you let everyone know that you intended it to look like you stuck your head under a hand dryer, this is your new look and you are cool thank you very much.

If she was an Australian she'd also be getting a tattoo right about this time in her life.

Now someone is going to smack me one for possibly being critical of Kate's cosmetic choices and go ahead, smack me, I deserve it. When I saw her at the con a couple years ago her hair looked GORGEOUS but also like a lot of work so I'm sure she is having a blast with this new look.

[Guy Gardener]

The only reason hair matters to you is probably because you make love with the lights on.

That and certainly of course because women need a larger run up before they leap into an affair.

But mostly the first.

Even when the lights are on, men shut their eyes.

Splash back is a more realistic fear but it's more about the terror of accidentally crawling back into a womb.

This wouldn't be an issue if men could ask directions without losing face.

Gosh.

It's like I'm giving away all the boys club secrets.

[teacake]

Actually that is the only time hair doesn't matter because it's supposed to be messy and wild or at the very least not coiffed. Uncoiffed is at it's best in the bedroom.

Some people say women dress and do their hair for other women, because men notice nothing.

[Guy Gardener]

We notice once.

Take a mental snapshot and rarely update it.

I had a girl once whinge to me "You don't see me for who I am now, you still see me from two years ago."

The ridiculous thing is she was complaining that I wasn't complaining that she had gained weight because she was deeply self concious about the size of her bottom.

[teacake]

That's a good point, the other side of the coin to haircuts not being noticed is other undesirable changes not being noticed. If you are lucky. Some people only notice the negatives and are oblivious to their partner's cosmetic efforts.

[Guy Gardener]

You know, when they're not watching sports, eating or sleeping, men ain't that bad.

[teacake]

Someone on Facebook said Sharon Osborne.

I'm going to DIE. I wish I had never read that never never never!!!!! NEVER. I NEED TO WASH THIS FROM MY HEAD.

This is her one year ago:



I think I am going to cry now.

[teacake]

Guy Gardener wrote:

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You know, when they're not watching sports, eating or sleeping, men ain't that bad.

I don't mind the eating, as long as they aren't picky.

I don't mind the sleeping as long as you can wake 'em up when you have need of them.

I can't even remember what sports looks like.

[Guy Gardener]

Maybe it's not a choice?

She could have lost a bet?

[teacake]

Honey. It was the colour of honey!!