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Old October 10 2012, 12:27 AM   #16
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KIRK: Hey Ostrow, tell Commander Adams I'm taking some set elements, characters, ideas and oh yeah, his woman.
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Old October 10 2012, 01:08 AM   #17
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Kirk: Mea, you'd better come with us. We're on our way to trim ZZ Top's beards and we need reinforcements.
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Old October 10 2012, 12:24 PM   #18
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Rojan: "Yes, that would be a great photo on Spacebook, but I forgot my phone. Do you have one I might borrow?"





McCoy (shouting): "Hey, Jim, I realize you're set on priceline.com, but shouldn't we should insist on at least a star and a half?"
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Old October 10 2012, 10:46 PM   #19
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Thanks for the win!



Kirk: "I thought Spock just destroyed the disintegration chamber"
Mea: "No, that was a public toilet"
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Old October 10 2012, 10:56 PM   #20
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Spock: It is illogical to grab a scantily clad woman holding a phallic object. People will draw conclusions.



Kirk: Which one of us do you think is wearing a hair piece?



All the signs were there 46 years ago. That smile looks fake.




Uhura: How come we always get captured by primitive means in TAS? Can we not afford someone to draw a technologically advanced trap or prison?
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Old October 11 2012, 12:03 AM   #21
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Kirk: "The term is 'alpha male,' Rojan. Look it up sometime."
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Old October 13 2012, 10:43 PM   #22
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Old October 13 2012, 11:13 PM   #23
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Old October 14 2012, 10:48 PM   #24
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Shatner: Barbara, you're not supposed to be here. You're in Plato's Stepchildren in 2 seasons!



Kirk: She's with me now. Go turn yourself into a cube so we can complete the metaphor of walking all over you.



Sulu: You seem nice, but you're outta your mind.



McCoy: I really hope Spock can see us through his viewer...
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Old October 14 2012, 11:01 PM   #25
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Kirk: "No hard feelings, Rojan. Heck, we'd even like to invite you to the wedding! We're registered at Bloomingdale's."
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Old October 14 2012, 11:14 PM   #26
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Shatner: Barbara, you're not supposed to be here. You're in Plato's Stepchildren in 2 seasons!
Babcock: But they need me in the sound booth to loop my voice parts. Today I'm playing the mother of a spoiled god-like being. Oh, and there's the microphone everyone's looking for!

Nimoy: Bill just wanted your autograph. And your home phone number.
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Old October 14 2012, 11:39 PM   #27
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Kirk: Spock, is it just me, or is this the second caption contest in a row where the aliens have worn plaid tablecloths?





McCoy: Dammit, the holodeck's actin' up again!

Uhura: It can't be. Mr. Spock says the holodeck won't be invented for another 75 years!

Sulu: Uh-oh...
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Old October 15 2012, 01:01 AM   #28
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Spock: "Captain, please recall that not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place."





Sulu: "Yes, nice to meet you, too" (then to himself: "Hasn't this chick ever heard the word 'understated'"?).
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Old October 15 2012, 01:08 AM   #29
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When McCoy appointed Kirk "Official Landing Party Medic," Kirk sometimes took it a little too seriously...

Kirk: "Hey, Spock, this woman's pulse is a hundred beats per minute."





Sulu: "You know, after an outing in the hydroponic gardens, you should always check yourself in the mirror. This time, I think one of its plants got stuck in your hair."
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Old October 15 2012, 01:17 AM   #30
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Girl: "So, handsome, how'd you like to boldly go where no man has gone before?"
Sulu: "Kevin Riley put you up to this, didn't he."
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