VOY Caption This 87; A Wise Man Once Said... - Page 2

LeadHead · September 25 2012, 03:47 AM

Neelix: Anybody catch the license number of that SUV?

Tuvok: This is boring, Mister Neelix. The Daily Show has now won that category for 10 years in a row.
Neelix: Yeah, but look! Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon are attacking Jon Stewart!

Tuvok: 200 Credits on Colbert.

Kim: And then, after taking command of the night shift, productivity went up 3%.

Judge: That's very interesting, Mister Kim, but my question was about whether or not The Doctor should be allowed to control his own works.

Tuvok: Row, Row, Row your boat-

Chakotay: What are you doing?

Tuvok: This is all I can contribute to the camping trip, as I did not bring Marshmellons or Rocket boots.... Commander, did the Captain go climbing? Oh, no.

Janeway: Another round?

Chakotay: No.

Janeway: Fine, I'll drink both glasses.

Nerys Myk · September 25 2012, 05:48 AM

Why is it always some lame Harry Kim episode when I tune into Voyager?

Velocity · September 26 2012, 01:25 AM

Neelix: And after I soak the leola roots, I boil the leola roots. And after i boil the leola roots i grate the leola roots. And after I grate the leola roots....

Tuvok: (thinking) Forget Kolinahr. My goal is to preserve what sanity I can around that Talaxian...without killing him...

Neelix: ...I beat the leola roots and after I...

Tuvok: ...maybe.

Gil T.Azell · September 26 2012, 05:37 AM

Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, if you will kindly sit still and remove your pants, I treat your Hemroids with an ancient Vulcan cure, these hot sticks"

Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, I told you you couldn't drive a sharp stick up a dead dogs..."

Neelix (OS) "Screw you Mr Vulcan.."

Ln X · September 26 2012, 10:12 PM

The next contest will be up this Friday.

Ln X · September 28 2012, 10:34 PM

Due to hectic workloads I've realised that running these contests has become more obligation than fun. That's why I'm stepping down from this role and will try to find someone to replace me.

Whoever I find as the replacement, they will pick the winners of this contest and start the next one. If you're interested in taking over, PM me.

Sorry for the delays and the inconvenience.

R. Star · September 28 2012, 11:07 PM

I'm sorry that you won't be continuing these any more, they've been a lot of fun. So thank you for all the time and effort you've put into them!

LeadHead · September 29 2012, 06:11 AM

Sorry to hear that Ln X. Always sad for me when a contest runner has to call it a day.

Triskelion · October 6 2012, 07:34 AM

I fashioned these poking sticks should any of you encounter any more crewmen that took Neelix's survival advice.

Turd Ferguson · October 9 2012, 07:11 PM

Tuvok was not happy that Neelix forgot the marshmellons.

Akiraprise · October 11 2012, 07:29 AM

Anyone interested in picking up the running of the caption contest?

September 25 2012, 03:47 AM	#16
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: VOY Caption This 87; A Wise Man Once Said... Neelix: Anybody catch the license number of that SUV? Tuvok: This is boring, Mister Neelix. The Daily Show has now won that category for 10 years in a row. Neelix: Yeah, but look! Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon are attacking Jon Stewart! Tuvok: 200 Credits on Colbert. Kim: And then, after taking command of the night shift, productivity went up 3%. Judge: That's very interesting, Mister Kim, but my question was about whether or not The Doctor should be allowed to control his own works. Tuvok: Row, Row, Row your boat- Chakotay: What are you doing? Tuvok: This is all I can contribute to the camping trip, as I did not bring Marshmellons or Rocket boots.... Commander, did the Captain go climbing? Oh, no. Janeway: Another round? Chakotay: No. Janeway: Fine, I'll drink both glasses. __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

September 25 2012, 05:48 AM	#17
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: VOY Caption This 87; A Wise Man Once Said... Why is it always some lame Harry Kim episode when I tune into Voyager? __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

September 26 2012, 01:25 AM	#18
Velocity Commodore Location: Eastern NC	Re: VOY Caption This 87; A Wise Man Once Said... Neelix: And after I soak the leola roots, I boil the leola roots. And after i boil the leola roots i grate the leola roots. And after I grate the leola roots.... Tuvok: (thinking) Forget Kolinahr. My goal is to preserve what sanity I can around that Talaxian...without killing him... Neelix: ...I beat the leola roots and after I... Tuvok: ...maybe. __________________ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

September 26 2012, 05:37 AM	#19
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: VOY Caption This 87; A Wise Man Once Said... Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, if you will kindly sit still and remove your pants, I treat your Hemroids with an ancient Vulcan cure, these hot sticks" Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, I told you you couldn't drive a sharp stick up a dead dogs..." Neelix (OS) "Screw you Mr Vulcan.." __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

September 26 2012, 10:12 PM	#20
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: VOY Caption This 87; A Wise Man Once Said... The next contest will be up this Friday. __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*

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September 28 2012, 10:34 PM	#21
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: VOY Caption This 87; A Wise Man Once Said... Due to hectic workloads I've realised that running these contests has become more obligation than fun. That's why I'm stepping down from this role and will try to find someone to replace me. Whoever I find as the replacement, they will pick the winners of this contest and start the next one. If you're interested in taking over, PM me. Sorry for the delays and the inconvenience. __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*

September 28 2012, 11:07 PM	#22
R. Star Commodore Location: Terra 3	Re: VOY Caption This 87; A Wise Man Once Said... I'm sorry that you won't be continuing these any more, they've been a lot of fun. So thank you for all the time and effort you've put into them! __________________ "I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams

September 29 2012, 06:11 AM	#23
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: VOY Caption This 87; A Wise Man Once Said... Sorry to hear that Ln X. Always sad for me when a contest runner has to call it a day. __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

October 6 2012, 07:34 AM	#24
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: VOY Caption This 87; A Wise Man Once Said... I fashioned these poking sticks should any of you encounter any more crewmen that took Neelix's survival advice. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

October 9 2012, 07:11 PM	#25
Turd Ferguson Commodore Location: Kentucky	Re: VOY Caption This 87; A Wise Man Once Said... Tuvok was not happy that Neelix forgot the marshmellons. __________________ "Divine intervention is unlikely." - The Doctor

October 11 2012, 07:29 AM	#26
Akiraprise Moderator	Re: VOY Caption This 87; A Wise Man Once Said... Anyone interested in picking up the running of the caption contest? __________________ MCCOY: You know, back home we got a saying, "If you're gonna ride in the Kentucky Derby, you don't leave your prize stallion in the stable." SPOCK: A curious metaphor, Doctor, as a stallion must first be broken before it can reach its potential. MCCOY: Green-blooded hobgoblin.