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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old October 8 2012, 02:18 PM   #16
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It was fun being a guest judge; thanks for the opportunity and sorry for being a bit late in getting back to you with my choice!





RIKER (thinking): Damn him. No-one outposes me.





CRUSHER: The used tissues in Wesley's bedroom were piled this high.





EDO: The worst thing about these clothes? The tan lines.





DATA (offscreen): Good colouring.
PICARD: That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.





DIRECTOR (offscreen): Cut!
PATRICK STEWART: That's it! End of season wrap-party! Destroy all the sets!
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Old October 8 2012, 02:33 PM   #17
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Data: "Hold on! Our damaged auto pilot thinks we just hit Albuquerque, and she's turning left!"
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Old October 8 2012, 03:50 PM   #18
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Wow! Thanks for the win(s). I've probably blown all my reserve of humorous in just one week...



Riker: "So the last Federation contact this world had was from the... Starship Excelsior?"
Beata os: "commanded by Captain Hikaru Sulu. Why?"



Picard: "That's not the official Arnold J Rimmer salute, Doctor. Nothing less will suffice on my ship!"



Riker: "How do you guys... I mean, this is a planet full of the liberally dressed, flesh on show... so how do the planet's males..."
Worf: "... avoid 'tenting'?"
Man: "Not a problem, all the men on the planet are impotent. We haven't been able to satisfy our women in generations. If it weren't for IVF..."
Riker: "I thought it would be impossible for me to like this planet more..."
Yar: "Commander?"
Riker: "I was wrong."



Picard: "What would this object be for, historian?"
Whelan : "That? That would be a 'business card'. In the days before automated street sanitation, it was used to scrape shit from shoes."



Data: "Ship's inertial dampeners are failing, Captain."
Picard: "Note in ship's log, commendation due to the ship's engineer for his auxiliary dampeners in the Captain's seat idea... also evasive action."


Let's try this again...


Worf: "Ever... mated with a Klingon?"
Yar: "Classy!"
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Old October 10 2012, 04:31 AM   #19
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Old October 10 2012, 11:05 PM   #20
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William T. Riker- Men, women, aliens, androgynous beings, potted plants... if it has an orifice he can get into, he's all over it.



Picard: Well done Doctor, you're quite talented at the Picard Maneuver. We'll continue practicing at 1800 tomorrow. Bring more viagra.
Crusher: Aye, aye, captain.



Worf: Klingon women have better cleavage.



Picard: I'm not a spying pervert. It's a legitimate profession dating back to ancient Earth history! See?



Picard: This is intolerable... how long do we have to put up with Wesley learning to drive? Isn't there anyone else we can use?!
Riker: Well Geordi's busy in engineering, Yar's dead so Worf had to take over tactical. Troi's not doing anything...
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Old October 11 2012, 12:12 AM   #21
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Dix: "Mr. Jones? You don't know me, but I'm Dixon Hill, private investigator. Now, traditionally, we private eyes only work for clients who have explicitly hired us. But in these tough economic times, we've had to start scaring up business on our own. To that purpose, I took it upon myself to take some snapshots of your wife screwing your best friend. Interested?"
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Old October 11 2012, 12:59 PM   #22
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The combination of lens flare and the captain's bald head could be very difficult on the eyes.





There was good news and bad news when Picard tried the phone number on the card. The good news: It was now a phone sex line. The bad news: That month's phone bill.
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Old October 11 2012, 02:51 PM   #23
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Crusher: "You have to be at least this tall to ride this ride."
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Old October 12 2012, 04:43 PM   #24
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In the 24th Century, humanity had conquered hunger and could go to the galaxy's edge...

...But nobody had thought to install seat belts on starships.
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Old October 12 2012, 09:12 PM   #25
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Kolvoord Starburst, Cap'n.
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Old October 13 2012, 01:25 AM   #26
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Riker: Hands on both hips? Nah, I'll never figure that out.


Picard was always willing for a quick "high five, down low--too slow" trick.


Picard: Look at this! The whole box is ruined!
Data: Actually, sir, as explained upthread, the double capital PR is a legitimate historical--
Picard: Too late; already ordered more cards.
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Old October 13 2012, 03:20 AM   #27
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Even Data wasn't immune from the effects of bad Plomeek.
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Old October 13 2012, 03:28 AM   #28
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Riker (to self): "That guy can't get over himself in the new uniform. But just wait till they get to the 'Rs.' He won't feel so awesome next to me."
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Old October 13 2012, 06:37 AM   #29
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PICARD: Good lord people, it was just a slight bump. Overreact much?
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Old October 13 2012, 04:56 PM   #30
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LeadHead, are you going to keep this contest up till at least tomorrow? I wanted to do some photoshops, but my week has been rather, let's say, "atypical." Today, I'll have a bit more time. Thanks, Ann Dorian (aka Isis)
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