TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?

MANT! · October 6 2012, 12:46 AM

First our..

WINNERS!!

The Squire of Gothos wrote:

McCoy: Yeah you've got, I dunno, athlete's foot or something Jim. Beam back up, I'll keep the Yeoman company.

Zombie Cheerleader wrote:

MOLL: Dat's the joik who accosted me, Bruno!

BONES: Just pretend we don't know him, Spock.

UFO wrote:

McCoy: Ok Jim, you win. I promise I’ll stop self-medicating!

Maurice wrote:

SPOCK: ONE little blue pill, not the whole bottle!

On to the next...

Be brutal!

Sir Rhosis · October 6 2012, 12:51 AM

McCoy: Goddamn plot holes!

CorporalCaptain · October 6 2012, 01:08 AM

Kirk: Kelinda loves me, now.

Rojan: But she has a hundred tentacles in her natural form.

Kirk: I've pleased beings with literally thousands of tentacles, Rojan. You really should get around more.

Kelinda: It's true. I love him.

Burma Ryder · October 6 2012, 05:35 AM

Hippie Chick: Do you reach?

Sulu: Well I reach around, if that's what you mean. Speaking of that, did you see where Adam went? I'd like to introduce him to my little Herbert.

Herkimer Jitty · October 6 2012, 08:22 AM

Kirk: "Stick around. I gotta go out and scrape ice off the windshield. Defroster's on the fritz."

Kirk: "Ow! Damn, you're right. Somebody could cut themselves on those things."

Sulu: "As if. I'm too good for you."

Sulu: "Alright, who's been packing on the pounds? This planet's crust has a weight limit, you know."

McCoy: "Damnit man, it's a planet, not an elevator!"

The Laughing Vulcan · October 6 2012, 02:30 PM

Kirk: "This is an intervention. I just have to do something about that underarm hair."

Kirk: "Yeah, I shagged her. I shagged her rotten, baby!"

Sulu: "Nice dress. I have a set of drapes just like it."

Voice os: "Two of you will fight for the right to mate with the third."
Sulu: "I don't hit women!"

Jonas Grumby · October 6 2012, 03:31 PM

Kirk: "Knock it off, Mea! This is no time for playing titty-twister! We're in real danger here!"

Kirk: "Based on what Kelinda's been telling me about you, Rojan, I wonder if I could interest you in teaching a class on sexual technique for my crew. After all, you know what they say. 'Those who can't do, teach.'"

Girl: "You seem to be a little nervous around women."
Sulu: "You have no idea!"

Sulu: "Ah, this will make for the perfect campsite! Concealed from view; protected from the elements--"
Uhura: "Um, doesn't it rain a lot on this planet?"

UFO · October 6 2012, 09:42 PM

Thanks MANT!

Kirk: You can’t go out there like that! Look, I’m glad Scotty found you some clothes, but that’s not how you wear a kilt.

Kirk: I love her like a sister! Of course my family has always been very open minded ...

Sulu: So er, Bob, is it? How long have you been dressing like that?

Kirk: What are you doing down there?

Sulu: Well Captain, we haven’t actually seen any of the massive elephant-like creatures, but something tells me we're on the right track.

Jonas Grumby · October 6 2012, 10:34 PM

Kirk: "If there was any sand here, Rojan, I'd kick it in your face! Now get out of here before I drag you to the men's room and give you a swirly!"
Kelinda: *swoones*

Valin · October 6 2012, 11:11 PM

Kirk and Spock adjust to their post-Starfleet careers with the TSA.

McCoy: "This is the pits!"

Nerys Myk · October 7 2012, 12:50 AM

THEISS (oc) : Shake her all you want Bill, but there ain't gonna be any wardrobe malfunctions on my watch.

KIRK: Yeah, we had sex. I'm James T. Kirk. It's what I do.

SULU: So, about this free love idea....

MCCOY: Did you just hear someone say they were hunting "Wabbits"?

UFO · October 7 2012, 01:10 AM

Rojan: Well?

Kelinda: It was sex, but not as we know it!

Maurice · October 7 2012, 01:32 AM

KIRK: Let's party like it's General Order 24 day.

KIRK: I love her.
ROJAN: Her hundreds of tentacles are in her pants.
KIRK: I change my mind.

SULU: Ahhh! Fair maiden!

UHURA: I told you not to plug that Atari E.T. cartridge into the rec room computer!
SULU: Damn, no pieces of the telephone here.

Burma Ryder · October 7 2012, 03:55 AM

Maurice wrote:

KIRK: Let's party like it's General Order 24 day.

KIRK: I love her.
ROJAN: Her hundreds of tentacles are in her pants.
KIRK: I change my mind.

SULU: Ahhh! Fair maiden!

UHURA: I told you not to plug that Atari E.T. cartridge into the rec room computer!
SULU: Damn, no pieces of the telephone here.

God, that takes me back! I remember my hands cramping up trying to get through that game!

T'Girl · October 7 2012, 06:45 PM

Kirk: Kelinda loves me, now.
Rojan: But I have hundreds of tentacles
Kelinda: Yes, but his one tentacle is much larger than any of yours.
Kirk: Oh snap.

October 6 2012, 12:51 AM	#2
Sir Rhosis Commodore Location: Cincinnati, OH	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? McCoy: Goddamn plot holes! __________________ Read my Star Trek script reviews at http://www.fastcopyinc.com/orionpres...les/unseen.htm Read "Origins" at http://www.fastcopyinc.com/orionpres...es/origins.htm

October 6 2012, 01:08 AM	#3
CorporalCaptain Vice Admiral Location: In pre-production	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Kirk: Kelinda loves me, now. Rojan: But she has a hundred tentacles in her natural form. Kirk: I've pleased beings with literally thousands of tentacles, Rojan. You really should get around more. Kelinda: It's true. I love him. __________________ John

October 6 2012, 05:35 AM	#4
Burma Ryder Lieutenant Commander	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Hippie Chick: Do you reach? Sulu: Well I reach around, if that's what you mean. Speaking of that, did you see where Adam went? I'd like to introduce him to my little Herbert.

October 6 2012, 08:22 AM	#5
Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Location: Herkimer Jitty	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Kirk: "Stick around. I gotta go out and scrape ice off the windshield. Defroster's on the fritz." Kirk: "Ow! Damn, you're right. Somebody could cut themselves on those things." Sulu: "As if. I'm too good for you." Sulu: "Alright, who's been packing on the pounds? This planet's crust has a weight limit, you know." McCoy: "Damnit man, it's a planet, not an elevator!" __________________ Fans are like space heaters. All we have to offer is hot air.

October 6 2012, 02:30 PM	#6
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Kirk: "This is an intervention. I just have to do something about that underarm hair." Kirk: "Yeah, I shagged her. I shagged her rotten, baby!" Sulu: "Nice dress. I have a set of drapes just like it." Voice os: "Two of you will fight for the right to mate with the third." Sulu: "I don't hit women!" __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

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October 6 2012, 03:31 PM	#7
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Kirk: "Knock it off, Mea! This is no time for playing titty-twister! We're in real danger here!" Kirk: "Based on what Kelinda's been telling me about you, Rojan, I wonder if I could interest you in teaching a class on sexual technique for my crew. After all, you know what they say. 'Those who can't do, teach.'" Girl: "You seem to be a little nervous around women." Sulu: "You have no idea!" Sulu: "Ah, this will make for the perfect campsite! Concealed from view; protected from the elements--" Uhura: "Um, doesn't it rain a lot on this planet?" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer Last edited by Jonas Grumby; October 6 2012 at 10:36 PM.

October 6 2012, 09:42 PM	#8
UFO Captain	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Thanks MANT! Kirk: You can’t go out there like that! Look, I’m glad Scotty found you some clothes, but that’s not how you wear a kilt. Kirk: I love her like a sister! Of course my family has always been very open minded ... Sulu: So er, Bob, is it? How long have you been dressing like that? Kirk: What are you doing down there? Sulu: Well Captain, we haven’t actually seen any of the massive elephant-like creatures, but something tells me we're on the right track.

October 6 2012, 10:34 PM	#9
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Kirk: "If there was any sand here, Rojan, I'd kick it in your face! Now get out of here before I drag you to the men's room and give you a swirly!" Kelinda: swoones __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

October 6 2012, 11:11 PM	#10
Valin Rear Admiral Location: Helium, Barsoom	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Kirk and Spock adjust to their post-Starfleet careers with the TSA. McCoy: "This is the pits!" __________________ "Live long and prosper." -Abraham Lincoln to the train conductor at Gettysburg, PA Novemember 1863

October 7 2012, 12:50 AM	#11
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? THEISS (oc) : Shake her all you want Bill, but there ain't gonna be any wardrobe malfunctions on my watch. KIRK: Yeah, we had sex. I'm James T. Kirk. It's what I do. SULU: So, about this free love idea.... MCCOY: Did you just hear someone say they were hunting "Wabbits"? __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

October 7 2012, 01:10 AM	#12
UFO Captain	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Rojan: Well? Kelinda: It was sex, but not as we know it!

October 7 2012, 01:32 AM	#13
Maurice Rear Admiral Location: Maurice in San Francisco	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? KIRK: Let's party like it's General Order 24 day. KIRK: I love her. ROJAN: Her hundreds of tentacles are in her pants. KIRK: I change my mind. SULU: Ahhh! Fair maiden! UHURA: I told you not to plug that Atari E.T. cartridge into the rec room computer! SULU: Damn, no pieces of the telephone here. __________________ * * * "Star Trek…at times sparkled with true ingenuity, and pure science fiction approaches, and at other times was more carnival like, and very much more the creature of television than the creature of a legitimate literary form." —Rod Serling, 1970"

October 7 2012, 06:45 PM	#15
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up? Kirk: Kelinda loves me, now. Rojan: But I have hundreds of tentacles Kelinda: Yes, but his one tentacle is much larger than any of yours. Kirk: Oh snap.