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Old October 6 2012, 12:46 AM   #1
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TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?

First our..


WINNERS!!

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McCoy: Yeah you've got, I dunno, athlete's foot or something Jim. Beam back up, I'll keep the Yeoman company.
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MOLL: Dat's the joik who accosted me, Bruno!

BONES: Just pretend we don't know him, Spock.
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McCoy: Ok Jim, you win. I promise Iíll stop self-medicating!
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SPOCK: ONE little blue pill, not the whole bottle!
On to the next...










Be brutal!
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Old October 6 2012, 12:51 AM   #2
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McCoy: Goddamn plot holes!
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Old October 6 2012, 01:08 AM   #3
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Kirk: Kelinda loves me, now.

Rojan: But she has a hundred tentacles in her natural form.

Kirk: I've pleased beings with literally thousands of tentacles, Rojan. You really should get around more.

Kelinda: It's true. I love him.
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Old October 6 2012, 05:35 AM   #4
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Hippie Chick: Do you reach?

Sulu: Well I reach around, if that's what you mean. Speaking of that, did you see where Adam went? I'd like to introduce him to my little Herbert.
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Old October 6 2012, 08:22 AM   #5
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Kirk: "Stick around. I gotta go out and scrape ice off the windshield. Defroster's on the fritz."



Kirk: "Ow! Damn, you're right. Somebody could cut themselves on those things."



Sulu: "As if. I'm too good for you."



Sulu: "Alright, who's been packing on the pounds? This planet's crust has a weight limit, you know."

McCoy: "Damnit man, it's a planet, not an elevator!"
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Old October 6 2012, 02:30 PM   #6
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Kirk: "This is an intervention. I just have to do something about that underarm hair."



Kirk: "Yeah, I shagged her. I shagged her rotten, baby!"



Sulu: "Nice dress. I have a set of drapes just like it."



Voice os: "Two of you will fight for the right to mate with the third."
Sulu: "I don't hit women!"
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Old October 6 2012, 03:31 PM   #7
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Kirk: "Knock it off, Mea! This is no time for playing titty-twister! We're in real danger here!"




Kirk: "Based on what Kelinda's been telling me about you, Rojan, I wonder if I could interest you in teaching a class on sexual technique for my crew. After all, you know what they say. 'Those who can't do, teach.'"




Girl: "You seem to be a little nervous around women."
Sulu: "You have no idea!"




Sulu: "Ah, this will make for the perfect campsite! Concealed from view; protected from the elements--"
Uhura: "Um, doesn't it rain a lot on this planet?"
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Old October 6 2012, 09:42 PM   #8
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Thanks MANT!


Kirk: You canít go out there like that! Look, Iím glad Scotty found you some clothes, but thatís not how you wear a kilt.




Kirk: I love her like a sister! Of course my family has always been very open minded ...




Sulu: So er, Bob, is it? How long have you been dressing like that?




Kirk: What are you doing down there?

Sulu: Well Captain, we havenít actually seen any of the massive elephant-like creatures, but something tells me we're on the right track.
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Old October 6 2012, 10:34 PM   #9
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Kirk: "If there was any sand here, Rojan, I'd kick it in your face! Now get out of here before I drag you to the men's room and give you a swirly!"
Kelinda: *swoones*
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Old October 6 2012, 11:11 PM   #10
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Kirk and Spock adjust to their post-Starfleet careers with the TSA.






McCoy: "This is the pits!"
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Old October 7 2012, 12:50 AM   #11
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THEISS (oc) : Shake her all you want Bill, but there ain't gonna be any wardrobe malfunctions on my watch.



KIRK: Yeah, we had sex. I'm James T. Kirk. It's what I do.



SULU: So, about this free love idea....



MCCOY: Did you just hear someone say they were hunting "Wabbits"?
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Old October 7 2012, 01:10 AM   #12
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Rojan: Well?

Kelinda: It was sex, but not as we know it!
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Old October 7 2012, 01:32 AM   #13
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KIRK: Let's party like it's General Order 24 day.




KIRK: I love her.
ROJAN: Her hundreds of tentacles are in her pants.
KIRK: I change my mind.




SULU: Ahhh! Fair maiden!




UHURA: I told you not to plug that Atari E.T. cartridge into the rec room computer!
SULU: Damn, no pieces of the telephone here.


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Old October 7 2012, 03:55 AM   #14
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KIRK: Let's party like it's General Order 24 day.




KIRK: I love her.
ROJAN: Her hundreds of tentacles are in her pants.
KIRK: I change my mind.




SULU: Ahhh! Fair maiden!




UHURA: I told you not to plug that Atari E.T. cartridge into the rec room computer!
SULU: Damn, no pieces of the telephone here.


God, that takes me back! I remember my hands cramping up trying to get through that game!
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Old October 7 2012, 06:45 PM   #15
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Kirk: Kelinda loves me, now.
Rojan: But I have hundreds of tentacles
Kelinda: Yes, but his one tentacle is much larger than any of yours.
Kirk: Oh snap.
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