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Old October 4 2012, 10:39 PM   #31
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When they started shooting Remick, he wasn't as sturdy as a human being who hadn't been excavted and hollowed out, cracks formed, they saw thousands of bugs inside him, so opted for complete disintegration because they're racist.
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Old October 4 2012, 11:52 PM   #32
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This is going well with my toast and coffee.
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Old October 5 2012, 12:19 AM   #33
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yuck!
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Old October 5 2012, 04:15 AM   #34
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This is going well with my toast and coffee.
I've never seen that before.

Are those... flowers?
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Old October 5 2012, 04:18 AM   #35
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They are evil amoeba alien things. Eating him and possessing him from the inside. There are even grosser pictures than that.
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Old November 3 2012, 11:55 AM   #36
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Felching.

Anilingus

Ass to mouth

Tossing the salad.

Lads can be eaten out easily.
Okay. You have yet to post *anything* that does not in some way offend me.

Not really complaining, just sort of.. making an observation. I guess.
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Old November 3 2012, 01:10 PM   #37
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You're offended that analingus exists, or that I reminded you that analingus exists, or you're annoyed that I'm pretending that analingus exists, or you're annoyed that men are daring to mock the light hearted yet dominant iron monopoly of cunnilingus? I apologise for the sheer gall of men, especially straight men, with the unflattering presumption that anyone given a choice wouldn't pick a pretty little flower over a stinky bung hole maw poopshoot to tickle with thier tounge.

Men are just stoopid sometimes.
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Old November 3 2012, 01:13 PM   #38
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Iron?
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Old November 3 2012, 01:34 PM   #39
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If a lad complains about going down, no matter how innocently or slightly, he's sleeping on the couch for a month.

The new world order.

We can argue about pussy confidence versus vaginal hubris all night long long, but when it comes right down to it, that thing might as well have teeth and frothing with rabies to sensibly deter one of us from taking a stand against it, for all the fear and loathing it generates, no matter how justified.

It's all about marketing.

Either will put a bad taste in your mouth, but one is mandatory and the other is once a year after you've done something above the call of duty like cleaning out the garage with out having a shoe thrown at you first.
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Old November 3 2012, 01:35 PM   #40
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Why would anyone complain?

There was that Woody Allen jaw jest but..
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Old November 3 2012, 01:38 PM   #41
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Some kids try to hold their breath because they're afraid of making bubbles and then start to panic when it seems that they might get the bends.
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Old November 3 2012, 01:40 PM   #42
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They need didgeridoo training.
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Old November 3 2012, 01:45 PM   #43
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Which reminds me of a joke from Rowan Atkinson... 'I don't know much about sex, but i do know this... You don't blow."
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Old November 3 2012, 01:54 PM   #44
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^Damn, I've been doing it wrong all this time.
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Old November 3 2012, 01:59 PM   #45
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Have any of your lovers every floated away?
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