Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... - Page 2

Argus Skyhawk · October 3 2012, 02:22 PM

Thanks for the win!

The roadrunner just ran in there, which is weird because I thought I saw a coyote painting this cave onto the mountainside a little while ago.

Herkimer Jitty · October 4 2012, 09:42 AM

Picard: "If video games have taught me anything, it's that nothing bad ever happens inside a cave! Quickly, inside!"

Commander Tomalak: "Further more, I demand that- what the hell are you doing?!"

Riker: "Larping."

Worf: "I cast fireball at the Romulan Warbird. It deals 10d6 damage."

Riker: "Stop playing Angry Birds! You're on the clock, damnit!"

Nerys Myk · October 5 2012, 12:09 AM

LAFORGE: I've synced this telescope with my recording of Holst's The Planets. Now as each planet comes into view the corresponding movement plays.

COCHRANE (shaking head): Nerds.

Mr. Laser Beam · October 5 2012, 01:39 AM

Geordi: Ow! What did you do that for?

Robby the Robot: You tried to scan me with your tricorder. That's why I poked you in the eye.

Nerys Myk · October 5 2012, 05:56 AM

PICARD: No, I don't think we're being watched.

Herkimer Jitty · October 6 2012, 08:10 AM

Picard: "I surrender! They're in there! Just give me one more second of sweet, sweet life!"

NX-01 · October 7 2012, 10:53 PM

Picard - This way to the tunnel of love.....

Ensign - Don't tell me the damn uniform changed AGAIN!!!

LaForge - Hey Commander, I swear I can see into Dr Crusher's room!! Nice titties!!

doubleohfive · October 9 2012, 04:15 AM

PICARD: This way! I saw LeadHead go in to the cave. If we catch him, we can get him to start the new caption thread!

Nerys Myk · October 9 2012, 04:47 AM

PICARD: See, I told you he'd be here!!!!!

BATMAN: Damn it, Picard. When we spoke last week, what part of "secret headquarters" didn't you understand???

Gil T.Azell · October 9 2012, 05:30 AM

Geordi: Aaaakk my eyes!!
Cochrane: What's with him?
Geordi: "Kardashian sex tape"
Riker & Cochrane:*thinking* Poor bastard.

Ayelbourne · October 10 2012, 03:55 PM

Geordi: I can't believe it! A vintage LX 50 from Meade!!

Mistral · October 10 2012, 05:54 PM

Jonas Grumby wrote:

Picard: "Lookie what I found! its a hole-thingy! In the rock stuff!"

shivkala · October 11 2012, 02:37 AM

Picard: It's okay, I saw this in a movie, we'll just split up and I'll go into this dark cave. Come to think of it, I never did finish that movie, but I'm sure it all worked out fine. Alright then, I'll be right back...

CONN Officer: *thinking to herself* I swear, if Riker comes any closer and rubs his sword while making a "seamen" joke again, I'll scream!

Cochrane: And him, why exactly is he looking into the exhaust port of my rocket's engine?
Riker: He thinks it's a telescope.
Cochrane: What exactly does he do aboard your ship again?
Riker: Chief engineer.
Cochrane: Are you guys absolutely sure this future of yours is worth saving?

Triskelion · October 11 2012, 07:42 AM

Picard: "That was Admiral Nelson, Number One. Not Major."
Helm Officer: Thank God.
Riker: "Standard orbit, cabin boy."
Helm Officer: !@#$%!

inflatabledalek · October 11 2012, 08:13 AM

Picard:Something's different... Riker did you move the chairs about whilst I was in the loo or something?

Riker: Err, we had a refit. Took three months.

Picard: That was some poo.

October 3 2012, 02:22 PM	#16
Argus Skyhawk Commodore Location: Argus Skyhawk	Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... Thanks for the win! The roadrunner just ran in there, which is weird because I thought I saw a coyote painting this cave onto the mountainside a little while ago. __________________ "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm assimiwating a wace." --Fudd of Borg

October 4 2012, 09:42 AM	#17
Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Location: Herkimer Jitty	Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... Picard: "If video games have taught me anything, it's that nothing bad ever happens inside a cave! Quickly, inside!" Commander Tomalak: "Further more, I demand that- what the hell are you doing?!" Riker: "Larping." Worf: "I cast fireball at the Romulan Warbird. It deals 10d6 damage." Riker: "Stop playing Angry Birds! You're on the clock, damnit!" __________________ Fans are like space heaters. All we have to offer is hot air.

October 5 2012, 12:09 AM	#18
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... LAFORGE: *I've synced this telescope with my recording of Holst's The Planets. Now as each planet comes into view the corresponding movement plays.* COCHRANE (shaking head): Nerds. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

October 5 2012, 01:39 AM	#19
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... Geordi: Ow! What did you do that for? Robby the Robot: You tried to scan me with your tricorder. That's why I poked you in the eye. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

October 5 2012, 05:56 AM	#20
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... PICARD: No, I don't think we're being watched. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

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October 6 2012, 08:10 AM	#21
Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Location: Herkimer Jitty	Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... Picard: "I surrender! They're in there! Just give me one more second of sweet, sweet life!" __________________ Fans are like space heaters. All we have to offer is hot air.

October 7 2012, 10:53 PM	#22
NX-01 Lieutenant Commander Location: Gateshead, England	Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... Picard - This way to the tunnel of love..... Ensign - Don't tell me the damn uniform changed AGAIN!!! LaForge - Hey Commander, I swear I can see into Dr Crusher's room!! Nice titties!! __________________ Phlox - "I'm fine!" T'Pol - "You nearly shot the captain's dog!"

October 9 2012, 04:15 AM	#23
doubleohfive Fleet Admiral Location: Los Angeles, CA	Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... PICARD: This way! I saw LeadHead go in to the cave. If we catch him, we can get him to start the new caption thread! __________________ "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it." -Voltaire

October 9 2012, 04:47 AM	#24
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... PICARD: See, I told you he'd be here!!!!! BATMAN: Damn it, Picard. When we spoke last week, what part of "secret headquarters" didn't you understand??? __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

October 9 2012, 05:30 AM	#25
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... Geordi: Aaaakk my eyes!! Cochrane: What's with him? Geordi: "Kardashian sex tape" Riker & Cochrane:thinking Poor bastard. __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

October 10 2012, 03:55 PM	#26
Ayelbourne Fleet Captain	Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... Geordi: I can't believe it! A vintage LX 50 from Meade!!

October 11 2012, 02:37 AM	#28
shivkala Rear Admiral Location: Patrolling Sector 2814	Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... Picard: It's okay, I saw this in a movie, we'll just split up and I'll go into this dark cave. Come to think of it, I never did finish that movie, but I'm sure it all worked out fine. Alright then, I'll be right back... CONN Officer: thinking to herself I swear, if Riker comes any closer and rubs his sword while making a "seamen" joke again, I'll scream! Cochrane: And him, why exactly is he looking into the exhaust port of my rocket's engine? Riker: He thinks it's a telescope. Cochrane: What exactly does he do aboard your ship again? Riker: Chief engineer. Cochrane: Are you guys absolutely sure this future of yours is worth saving? __________________ "When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson

October 11 2012, 07:42 AM	#29
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... Picard: "That was Admiral Nelson, Number One. Not Major." Helm Officer: Thank God. Riker: "Standard orbit, cabin boy." Helm Officer: !@#$%! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

October 11 2012, 08:13 AM	#30
inflatabledalek Captain	Re: Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth... Picard:Something's different... Riker did you move the chairs about whilst I was in the loo or something? Riker: Err, we had a refit. Took three months. Picard: That was some poo. __________________ TRANSFORMATION: CRAFTY [mind] BANKERS Meet the five new Autobots in my look at Rock and Roll Out! Part 1