Let me get this straight: Hogan - Page 2

Guy Gardener · October 2 2012, 11:04 AM

Tuvok thought there was an invisible monster eating children once.

Not even close.

They just barely had the budget for big space beasties that would consume our heroes totally, rather than just suck out the salt, genius creativity, moisture or red blood cells.

Tiberius · October 2 2012, 11:21 AM

teacock wrote:

Hogan is dead. EATEN.

Not a time for double entendre.

Poor Hogan was eaten inside the cave. If he'd been a bit further from the cave, he'd have been eaten out...

Now if only Hogan had been a woman that joke would work better...

Guy Gardener · October 2 2012, 11:47 AM

Felching.

Anilingus

Ass to mouth

Tossing the salad.

Lads can be eaten out easily.

teacake · October 2 2012, 12:03 PM

Okay so I misremembered Shore Leave and apparently every other wild animal attacking Star Trek memory I had was also an illusion created by powerful beings to terrify the puny humans.

Could this be Hogan's claim to Star Trek fame?

(Guy I hadn't heard that word felching in years, I remember when it was all the rage to mention it on mailing lists of yore so hapless folk would look it up

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DonIago · October 2 2012, 01:10 PM

The salt vampire ate people.

That urn looks like a penis rock.

teacake · October 2 2012, 01:16 PM

It didn't eat people as in chew them up and devour them. It sucked them dry. I think we are looking for actual devouring with chewing and stuff.

And yes, that is NuKirk's penis rock. In urn form.

Greg Cox · October 2 2012, 05:51 PM

teacock wrote:

Didn't someone get eaten in Shore Leave?

Nope. McCoy got stabbed by a knight, but he got better.

You'd think that some redshirt would've been eaten by a giant space-shark by now, but I'm not thinking of anything . . ..

Tiberius · October 3 2012, 02:00 AM

Guy Gardener wrote:

Felching.

Anilingus

Ass to mouth

Tossing the salad.

Lads can be eaten out easily.

Sounds like you know quite a bit about this. Please, tell us more...

Guy Gardener · October 3 2012, 02:13 AM

How you do this is a stylistic choice, but remember above all else that after you finish, you can't just assume you've cleaned your self up with a wipe down. Brush your teeth and and inspect in the mirror for shit on your nose.

teacake · October 3 2012, 02:29 AM

TOO MUCH!!! Eating an english muffin!!!!

Mr. Laser Beam · October 3 2012, 02:33 AM

HoGAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

teacock wrote:

I'm on the train, I've got a full phone battery and I'm wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

teacake · October 3 2012, 02:34 AM

You please me MLB.

Tiberius · October 3 2012, 03:52 AM

teacock wrote:

TOO MUCH!!! Eating an english muffin!!!!

What's her name?

teacake · October 3 2012, 04:04 AM

Aldi.

Bry_Sinclair · October 4 2012, 10:13 PM

Timo wrote:

Does eaten from the inside count? Dexter Remmick went that way some time before "Conspiracy".

I thought he blew up from phaser fire?

Ti-BOO!-rius wrote:

Guy Gardener wrote:

Felching.

Anilingus

Ass to mouth

Tossing the salad.

Lads can be eaten out easily.

Sounds like you know quite a bit about this. Please, tell us more...

Believe me, its far more enjoyable and interesting to experiment rather than just talk about

Anyways, I really liked Hogan. He seemed like a decent enough character who was yet again killed off for no real reason. Why not have a nameless extra be gobbled up by the worm?

Plus he was very cute.

October 2 2012, 11:04 AM	#16
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan Tuvok thought there was an invisible monster eating children once. Not even close. They just barely had the budget for big space beasties that would consume our heroes totally, rather than just suck out the salt, genius creativity, moisture or red blood cells. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

October 2 2012, 11:47 AM	#18
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan Felching. Anilingus Ass to mouth Tossing the salad. Lads can be eaten out easily. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

October 2 2012, 12:03 PM	#19
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan Okay so I misremembered Shore Leave and apparently every other wild animal attacking Star Trek memory I had was also an illusion created by powerful beings to terrify the puny humans. Could this be Hogan's claim to Star Trek fame? (Guy I hadn't heard that word felching in years, I remember when it was all the rage to mention it on mailing lists of yore so hapless folk would look it up ) __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne Last edited by teacake; October 2 2012 at 12:14 PM.

October 2 2012, 01:10 PM	#20
DonIago Rear Admiral Location: Burlington, VT, USA	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan The salt vampire ate people. That urn looks like a penis rock. __________________ --DonIago It was the best of Trek, it was the worst of Trek... "If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded Rear Admiral!"

October 2 2012, 01:16 PM	#21
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan It didn't eat people as in chew them up and devour them. It sucked them dry. I think we are looking for actual devouring with chewing and stuff. And yes, that is NuKirk's penis rock. In urn form. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

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October 3 2012, 02:13 AM	#24
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan How you do this is a stylistic choice, but remember above all else that after you finish, you can't just assume you've cleaned your self up with a wipe down. Brush your teeth and and inspect in the mirror for shit on your nose. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

October 3 2012, 02:29 AM	#25
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan TOO MUCH!!! Eating an english muffin!!!! __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

October 3 2012, 02:34 AM	#27
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan You please me MLB. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

October 3 2012, 04:04 AM	#29
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan Aldi. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne