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Old October 2 2012, 11:04 AM   #16
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Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan

Tuvok thought there was an invisible monster eating children once.

Not even close.

They just barely had the budget for big space beasties that would consume our heroes totally, rather than just suck out the salt, genius creativity, moisture or red blood cells.
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Old October 2 2012, 11:21 AM   #17
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Hogan is dead. EATEN.

Not a time for double entendre.
Poor Hogan was eaten inside the cave. If he'd been a bit further from the cave, he'd have been eaten out...

Now if only Hogan had been a woman that joke would work better...
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Old October 2 2012, 11:47 AM   #18
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Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan

Felching.

Anilingus

Ass to mouth

Tossing the salad.

Lads can be eaten out easily.
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Old October 2 2012, 12:03 PM   #19
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Okay so I misremembered Shore Leave and apparently every other wild animal attacking Star Trek memory I had was also an illusion created by powerful beings to terrify the puny humans.

Could this be Hogan's claim to Star Trek fame?

(Guy I hadn't heard that word felching in years, I remember when it was all the rage to mention it on mailing lists of yore so hapless folk would look it up )
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Old October 2 2012, 01:10 PM   #20
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Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan

The salt vampire ate people.

That urn looks like a penis rock.
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Old October 2 2012, 01:16 PM   #21
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It didn't eat people as in chew them up and devour them. It sucked them dry. I think we are looking for actual devouring with chewing and stuff.

And yes, that is NuKirk's penis rock. In urn form.
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Old October 2 2012, 05:51 PM   #22
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Didn't someone get eaten in Shore Leave?
Nope. McCoy got stabbed by a knight, but he got better.

You'd think that some redshirt would've been eaten by a giant space-shark by now, but I'm not thinking of anything . . ..
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Old October 3 2012, 02:00 AM   #23
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Felching.

Anilingus

Ass to mouth

Tossing the salad.

Lads can be eaten out easily.
Sounds like you know quite a bit about this. Please, tell us more...
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Old October 3 2012, 02:13 AM   #24
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How you do this is a stylistic choice, but remember above all else that after you finish, you can't just assume you've cleaned your self up with a wipe down. Brush your teeth and and inspect in the mirror for shit on your nose.
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Old October 3 2012, 02:29 AM   #25
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TOO MUCH!!! Eating an english muffin!!!!
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Old October 3 2012, 02:33 AM   #26
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Re: Let me get this straight: Hogan

HoGAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

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I'm on the train, I've got a full phone battery and I'm wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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Old October 3 2012, 02:34 AM   #27
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You please me MLB.
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Old October 3 2012, 03:52 AM   #28
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TOO MUCH!!! Eating an english muffin!!!!
What's her name?
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Old October 3 2012, 04:04 AM   #29
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Aldi.
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Old October 4 2012, 10:13 PM   #30
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Does eaten from the inside count? Dexter Remmick went that way some time before "Conspiracy".
I thought he blew up from phaser fire?

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Felching.

Anilingus

Ass to mouth

Tossing the salad.

Lads can be eaten out easily.
Sounds like you know quite a bit about this. Please, tell us more...
Believe me, its far more enjoyable and interesting to experiment rather than just talk about

Anyways, I really liked Hogan. He seemed like a decent enough character who was yet again killed off for no real reason. Why not have a nameless extra be gobbled up by the worm?

Plus he was very cute.
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