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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old October 2 2012, 09:47 PM   #16
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Thanks for the double wins!


Picard's buddy: Gee you think Hitler might take over Europe?
Picard: (muttering) And he calls himself a history buff...


Data: Right! As your second officer I have realised there are too many distractions on this bridge. Mr La Forge desist with playing with that orb, Doctor you are supposed to be in Sickbay not on the bridge, lieutenant Tasha please look more useful at primary tactical, and Worf stop eyeing up the ensign's legs!


Lwaxana: Oh my!
Picard: I was trying to tell you about that, but you insisted upon walking into my quarters while Beverly was in a state of erm... undressing, for... for something.


Picard: How do you... do you do it? You didn't even take your clothes off.
Beverly: Twenty years of sexual repression.


Data: Sir, request permission to destroy that probe.
Picard: It poses no threat, so lower shields-
Data: Sir I really recommend we destroy the probe, I just have a feeling something bad is going to happen... Like it will change someone's life in a very big way.
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Old October 2 2012, 09:56 PM   #17
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Damn! This picture is just way too versatile!

Picard: Crewmen! Avert your eyes and tell no one of what you saw! If word gets out I got freaky with Lwaxana I will have your head on a platter!

OR:


Picard: (thinking) Don't touch her butt, don't touch her butt, don't squeeze it, don't squeeze- SQUEEZE!

OR:


Even Picard fell to the age old instinct of man following his pecker and not his brain...


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Old October 3 2012, 01:34 AM   #18
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Picard: "Security just reported a shower curtain missing from the gang shower on Deck 8. Lwaxana, you wouldn't know its whereabouts by any chance, would you?"
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Old October 4 2012, 03:32 AM   #19
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Picard: Why does your breath smell like Juicy Fruit?


Geordi: Captain, apparantly Dr Hannibal Lector has been sending brain engrams to Data again......


Lwaxana: Little One, I told you to pack the Blue Chiffon for tonights Royal Dinner!


Picard: Doctor, Do NOT touch my Moobs and then stroke my cheek with your hands!!!


Data: Sir, someone is looking for an accomplished fluteist and heard that you are a prodigy?
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Old October 4 2012, 06:05 AM   #20
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DATA: Programming is complete, Captain. Now when ever we approach, the probe will broadcast the message "Here come the players!".
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Old October 4 2012, 07:47 AM   #21
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[QUOTE=Zombie Cheerleader;7033747]

PICARD:Hmmm, Edith Keeler hit by car. Aliens in Berlin. Slow news day, I guess.


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Old October 4 2012, 08:59 AM   #22
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Hitler On The Movies:

"It stinks!"

Picard:
"Critics. They never change."



Beverly: "Am I the only one who's concerned that we've brought a piece of strange alien technology right into the ship's command center?"



Lwaxana: "-and then his clothes fell off, and he's scrambling to get his knickers back then, but before he can, I've seen everything."



Beverly:
"Ever see that episode of Voyager where that nasty dude wears that other dude's face?"

Picard: "Gettin' a little creepy there, Bev."



Data: "Captain, I believe this capsule contains either the Screw Attack or the Long Beam."
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Old October 4 2012, 03:06 PM   #23
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Discipline pretty much went to hell when ever Picard and Riker left the bridge.
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Old October 4 2012, 07:18 PM   #24
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Picard: "'Hitler on Ice'. Hmmm. Knowing the 20th century as I do, that means Hitler is either dead - or starring in musical ice-rink entertainment for the masses".

Fellow on Left: "Or both, sir".

Picard: "My god. I hadn't thought of that. Zombie Hitler. No wonder the British want aid".



Worf: "Klingon ships know it well. With the captain and first officer removed, it is only a matter of time before the battlelust of the crew, absent the iron hand of discipline, begins to boil over, destroying all semblance of civility in an orgy of rage and unchecked bloodshed".

Yar: "It looks pretty relaxed to me"

Worf (nodding to himself): "Dangerously close to eruption".



After seeing the probe, Data suddenly realized what had been niggling at his mind all shift - he'd left the iron on.
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Old October 5 2012, 12:47 PM   #25
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Data: "Good news. Logic plainly suggests that where there is a giant can opener, a giant can of tuna fish cannot be far behind."
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Old October 5 2012, 01:00 PM   #26
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Crusher: "Jean-Luc, you're doing great...I promise you won't regret being Mr. July in next year's 'Hunks of Starfleet' calendar."
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Old October 5 2012, 04:17 PM   #27
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Crusher: "Oh, sorry, Jean Luc, I didn't mean to get you all aroused! But you wanted us to just be friends, remember? Maybe your slutty new BFF Vash can help you out!"
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Old October 5 2012, 11:48 PM   #28
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Data: "Incorrect Captain. It is not a small moon, but rather a space station.

Picard: "Does it pose any danger to us Mister Data?"

Data: "Negative Captain, it most powerful weapon is merely a big laser."

Riker: "A laser? That wouldn't even penetrate our navigational deflector."





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Old October 6 2012, 02:57 AM   #29
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Ensign Gates: "Mechanized sensors say it's a small moon, Captain, with one large impact crater. But I say it's definitely a space station!"
Picard: "Hmm. What do you say, Mr. Data?"
Data: "Hey, you're asking me? I gotta agree with the machinery!"
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Man: "Mystery scientist patents transparent aluminum."

Picard: Frak whales.

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