Mitt Romney is a Ferengi

He's Dead, Jim. · September 29 2012, 05:38 AM

Hello all,

For my distinguished first post I would like to share this blog that I made out of crippling boredom. I'm pretty sure this is one of the only communities of people who would get any of these jokes, so I hope you giggle a little bit at least.

http://mittromneyisaferengi.tumblr.com/

I take suggestions, since I'm running out of quotes.

teacake · September 29 2012, 06:09 AM

I think it works best with Mitt's words (in quotations) over the top of photos of actual Ferengi.

Drago-Kazov · September 29 2012, 08:12 AM

Mitt Romney is slimeball. He would use his cutthroat ways to move forward. Socialism or capitalism makes no difference for him.

Captain Rob · September 29 2012, 08:24 AM

I think the USA could use a few good Ferengi right about now.

Drago-Kazov · September 29 2012, 08:29 AM

i think Rothbard is the mst Ferengi looking capitalist that ever lived.

nightwind1 · September 29 2012, 05:06 PM

CorporalClegg · September 29 2012, 05:36 PM

nightwind1 wrote:

That is going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life.

NrobbieC · September 29 2012, 05:48 PM

Surely you've just insulted all Ferengi :P

T'Girl · September 29 2012, 08:30 PM

Drago-Kazov wrote:

Mitt Romney is slimeball. He would use his cutthroat ways to move forward.

Nah, Romney isn't a Ferengi.

Mitt Romney is more Captain Jellico, the guy nobody likes, who comes in and makes the tough discussions and saves the day.

Jellico Romney would have Deanna put on a proper uniform,
Ferengi Romney would insist Deanna walk around naked.

Like I said, the guy nobody likes.

Drago-Kazov · September 29 2012, 09:07 PM

Mitt Romney is more Captain Jellico, the guy nobody likes,

I have a hard time seeing Jellico running away from a war he supports.

Count Zero · September 29 2012, 09:15 PM

Please limit yourselves to funny photoshops and suggestions for more quotes or improvements to the blog. Political discussions (real life politics, that is) can be had in Misc or TNZ.

Whoa Nellie · September 30 2012, 12:33 AM

Sauce for the goose.

R. Star · September 30 2012, 12:43 AM

No, he's Gul Dukat!

Rush Limborg · September 30 2012, 01:01 AM

Surely I'm not the only one to ever bring up ROM Emanuel....

Quark's brother now is Grand Nagus of the city of Chigago. Place your bets.

Rush Limborg · September 30 2012, 01:03 AM

T'Girl wrote:

Drago-Kazov wrote:

Mitt Romney is slimeball. He would use his cutthroat ways to move forward.

Nah, Romney isn't a Ferengi.

Mitt Romney is more Captain Jellico, the guy nobody likes, who comes in and makes the tough discussions and saves the day.

Jellico Romney would have Deanna put on a proper uniform,
Ferengi Romney would insist Deanna walk around naked.

Like I said, the guy nobody likes.

This--except, personally...I find both pretty likable.

September 29 2012, 05:38 AM	#1
He's Dead, Jim. Cadet	Mitt Romney is a Ferengi Hello all, For my distinguished first post I would like to share this blog that I made out of crippling boredom. I'm pretty sure this is one of the only communities of people who would get any of these jokes, so I hope you giggle a little bit at least. http://mittromneyisaferengi.tumblr.com/ I take suggestions, since I'm running out of quotes.

September 29 2012, 06:09 AM	#2
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi I think it works best with Mitt's words (in quotations) over the top of photos of actual Ferengi. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

September 29 2012, 08:12 AM	#3
Drago-Kazov Fleet Captain	Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi Mitt Romney is slimeball. He would use his cutthroat ways to move forward. Socialism or capitalism makes no difference for him.

September 29 2012, 08:24 AM	#4
Captain Rob Fleet Captain	Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi I think the USA could use a few good Ferengi right about now. __________________ Regal Entertainment Group murdered United Artists

September 29 2012, 08:29 AM	#5
Drago-Kazov Fleet Captain	Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi i think Rothbard is the mst Ferengi looking capitalist that ever lived.

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September 29 2012, 05:06 PM	#6
nightwind1 Fleet Captain Location: Des Moines, IA	Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi __________________ Remember: No Matter Where You Go, There You Are...88 May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

September 29 2012, 05:48 PM	#8
NrobbieC Commander Location: Burton, UK	Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi Surely you've just insulted all Ferengi :P

September 29 2012, 09:15 PM	#11
Count Zero Your fluffy highness Location: Land of Awesome	Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi Please limit yourselves to funny photoshops and suggestions for more quotes or improvements to the blog. Political discussions (real life politics, that is) can be had in Misc or TNZ. __________________ "Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun. But Mama, that's where the fun is." Wanna talk all things pony? Hop over to Brony Kingdom. We have cookies!

September 30 2012, 12:33 AM	#12
Whoa Nellie Fleet Captain	Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi Sauce for the goose. __________________ Recipient of the 2006 Alara Rogers ASC Award for Best Author Overall. "I personally like to think Picard and Vash had a very active sex life. I can't believe Picard just read Shakespeare up there in his room all those years." Patrick Stewart.

September 30 2012, 12:43 AM	#13
R. Star Commodore Location: Terra 3	Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi No, he's Gul Dukat! __________________ "I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams

September 30 2012, 01:01 AM	#14
Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Location: The EIB Network	Re: Mitt Romney is a Ferengi Surely I'm not the only one to ever bring up ROM Emanuel.... Quark's brother now is Grand Nagus of the city of Chigago. Place your bets. __________________ "I have been wounded but not yet slain. I shall lie here and bleed awhile. Then I shall rise and fight again." "Forget it, Jake...it's Chinatown."