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Old September 25 2012, 03:47 AM   #16
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Re: VOY Caption This 87; A Wise Man Once Said...



Neelix: Anybody catch the license number of that SUV?



Tuvok: This is boring, Mister Neelix. The Daily Show has now won that category for 10 years in a row.
Neelix: Yeah, but look! Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon are attacking Jon Stewart!

Tuvok: 200 Credits on Colbert.



Kim: And then, after taking command of the night shift, productivity went up 3%.

Judge: That's very interesting, Mister Kim, but my question was about whether or not The Doctor should be allowed to control his own works.




Tuvok: Row, Row, Row your boat-

Chakotay: What are you doing?

Tuvok: This is all I can contribute to the camping trip, as I did not bring Marshmellons or Rocket boots.... Commander, did the Captain go climbing? Oh, no.




Janeway: Another round?

Chakotay: No.

Janeway: Fine, I'll drink both glasses.
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Old September 25 2012, 05:48 AM   #17
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Why is it always some lame Harry Kim episode when I tune into Voyager?
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Old September 26 2012, 01:25 AM   #18
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Neelix: And after I soak the leola roots, I boil the leola roots. And after i boil the leola roots i grate the leola roots. And after I grate the leola roots....

Tuvok: (thinking) Forget Kolinahr. My goal is to preserve what sanity I can around that Talaxian...without killing him...

Neelix: ...I beat the leola roots and after I...

Tuvok: ...maybe.
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Old September 26 2012, 05:37 AM   #19
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Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, if you will kindly sit still and remove your pants, I treat your Hemroids with an ancient Vulcan cure, these hot sticks"



Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, I told you you couldn't drive a sharp stick up a dead dogs..."

Neelix (OS) "Screw you Mr Vulcan.."
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Old September 26 2012, 10:12 PM   #20
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The next contest will be up this Friday.
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Old September 28 2012, 10:34 PM   #21
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Due to hectic workloads I've realised that running these contests has become more obligation than fun. That's why I'm stepping down from this role and will try to find someone to replace me.

Whoever I find as the replacement, they will pick the winners of this contest and start the next one. If you're interested in taking over, PM me.

Sorry for the delays and the inconvenience.
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Old September 28 2012, 11:07 PM   #22
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I'm sorry that you won't be continuing these any more, they've been a lot of fun. So thank you for all the time and effort you've put into them!
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Old September 29 2012, 06:11 AM   #23
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Sorry to hear that Ln X. Always sad for me when a contest runner has to call it a day.
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Old October 6 2012, 07:34 AM   #24
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I fashioned these poking sticks should any of you encounter any more crewmen that took Neelix's survival advice.
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Old October 9 2012, 07:11 PM   #25
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Tuvok was not happy that Neelix forgot the marshmellons.
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Old October 11 2012, 07:29 AM   #26
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Anyone interested in picking up the running of the caption contest?
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