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Old September 24 2012, 10:15 PM   #16
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Spock (thinking): Frigging colorist budget cuts!
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Old September 24 2012, 10:23 PM   #17
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McCoy: Captain, she thinks they're your genitals... you know not all races keep them in the same spot.



McCoy: (thinking) We should have brought some redshirts if we were going to be captured... now I'm the lowest ranking one.



Kirk: It's a square dance Bones!
McCoy: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a yokel!



Spock: Mr Chekov, arrest this Bolian. He has stolen the captain's hairpiece.
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Old September 25 2012, 01:43 AM   #18
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MCCOY(os): Ease up on your grip, Spock. You're asphyxiating the Captain.
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The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
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Old September 25 2012, 01:45 AM   #19
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McCoy: "Hey, Tonia, look at that mirror-like shine on the top of those boots! That's what we used to do when we were plebes back at the Academy...until we found out Starfleet's women's uniforms included bloomers!"
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Old September 25 2012, 03:27 AM   #20
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KIRK: Nope, it's not new shoes. Guess again
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Old September 25 2012, 03:36 AM   #21
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Bones: I know this doesn't make any sense Jim, but your shoes are untied.



Kirk: Spock, I think that suit might just fit you.

Spock: Oh, not again.



Kirk: Stop squirming Bones! They want us to listen to them!

Bones: But I can't hear them over those outfits!



Spock: I should have warned you, Captain. Oxygen deprivation is a common joke on Vulcan.
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Old September 25 2012, 01:24 PM   #22
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Kirk: "Damned ....... Wonka .......... gum."
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Old September 25 2012, 01:34 PM   #23
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Bones: "You deliberately stopped me, Jim. I could have saved her. Do you know what you just did?"

Spock: "Fascinating."

Natira: "Saved me?"

Kirk: "Cordrazine flashback. Ignore it."
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Old September 25 2012, 01:40 PM   #24
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Bones: "Jim, this is a helluva strange planet. Look, only one sun but we've each got three shadows."
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Old September 25 2012, 01:41 PM   #25
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Bones: "Jim, this is a helluva strange planet. Look, only one sun but we've each got three shadows."
Kirk: "Damned Vashta Nerada."
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Old September 25 2012, 04:04 PM   #26
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Spock:
"Yes, Doctor, I did tell him. Liquor on beer, never fear..."
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Old September 25 2012, 04:12 PM   #27
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Among the telepathic powers of Vulcans was their ability to use other species as giant mood rings.
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Old September 25 2012, 09:35 PM   #28
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Woman: Nah, that's not him neither. He was wearing the same color shirt though.

Kirk: What did this man do?

Woman: 6 posts in a row? Can't he just combine a couple of them?

Kirk: You were right, Spock. BoredShipCapt'n is here somewhere.

(Hope you like this one, BoredShipCapt'n it's meant in good humor. )
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Old September 25 2012, 10:58 PM   #29
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Woman: Nah, that's not him neither. He was wearing the same color shirt though.

Kirk: What did this man do?

Woman: 6 posts in a row? Can't he just combine a couple of them?

Kirk: You were right, Spock. BoredShipCapt'n is here somewhere.

(Hope you like this one, BoredShipCapt'n it's meant in good humor. )
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Old September 26 2012, 12:36 AM   #30
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Woman: "I was workin' the doorway up there like you said, Big K, when this mook strolls up, sees the writin' on the wall, and asks me what my 'weekly rate' is!"
Kalo (to Kirk): "What's the rumpus, bub? You crackin' wise with one of my girls?"
Spock (sotto voce): "Are we in danger here, Doctor? Is the gentleman's pimp hand strong?"
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