RSS iconTwitter iconFacebook icon

The Trek BBS title image

The Trek BBS statistics

Threads: 138,961
Posts: 5,391,604
Members: 24,723
Currently online: 496
Newest member: terkarivish

TrekToday headlines

Forbes Cast In Powers
By: T'Bonz on Aug 22

Dorn To Voice Firefly Character
By: T'Bonz on Aug 22

No ALS Ice Bucket For Saldana
By: T'Bonz on Aug 22

Free Star Trek Trexels Game
By: T'Bonz on Aug 22

New Trek-themed Bobble Heads
By: T'Bonz on Aug 21

IDW Publishing November Trek Comic
By: T'Bonz on Aug 20

Pegg/Wright Trilogy In The Works
By: T'Bonz on Aug 20

Star Trek: The Compendium Rebate Details
By: T'Bonz on Aug 20

Gold Key Archives Volume 2
By: T'Bonz on Aug 19

Takei Documentary Wins Award
By: T'Bonz on Aug 19


Welcome! The Trek BBS is the number one place to chat about Star Trek with like-minded fans. Please login to see our full range of forums as well as the ability to send and receive private messages, track your favourite topics and of course join in the discussions.

If you are a new visitor, join us for free. If you are an existing member please login below. Note: for members who joined under our old messageboard system, please login with your display name not your login name.


Go Back   The Trek BBS > Star Trek TV Series > Star Trek - Original Series

Star Trek - Original Series The one that started it all...

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old September 22 2012, 12:32 AM   #1
MANT!
Rear Admiral
 
MANT!'s Avatar
 
Location: Mare Island Naval Shipyard
TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..

Firstly the ..


Winnahs!!!

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post



Rand: "Tech Sgt. Chen?"
Sulu: "Oh! That's not right!"
Bob Karo wrote: View Post


Scotty always seemed to have more "extra parts" left over during the weekend shifts.
grabthars hammer wrote: View Post


Bones: Captain, I must do a complete body scan on her! Should take about six hours.
Sulu: I really don't see what the point is, can't we go back to that civilization based on the Greeks again?
Kirk: You two beam back up, I'll take care of things down here.
Isis wrote: View Post


Vulcan boy: "Enough of your 'child beauty pageants are illogical, especially for males.' Now that we know there's a decent cash prize, can't you be like Spork here and get with the program?"


Chopshop Winnah!


Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


MCCOY: According to sensor readings, Captain, they are us!
Ok Kids...
Enjoy!







__________________
Ryan Ladson Geddings 03-06-1989 to 11-27-2013
Requiescat in pace
MANT! is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 22 2012, 02:43 AM   #2
Maurice
Vice Admiral
 
Maurice's Avatar
 
Location: Maurice in San Francisco
Re: TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..



BONES: No. You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out.




MOLL: He keeps yapping "no beach to walk on." Shoot 'im!




KIRK: Is it the xenopolycythemia?
BONES: No, it's sight of men dressed in tablecloths.



SPOCK: ONE little blue pill, not the whole bottle!
__________________
* * *
"If you wanted to get a good meeting... just go in and
say 'darker, grittier, sexier' and whatever."
—Glen Larson, 2010
Maurice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 22 2012, 03:27 AM   #3
Nerys Myk
Fleet Admiral
 
Nerys Myk's Avatar
 
Location: House of Kang, now with ridges
Re: TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..



KIRK: A six foot rabbit, Bones? Did it leave any signs we can track?

BONES: Yeah, you're stepping in it.




MOLL: Dat's the joik who accosted me, Bruno!

BONES: Just pretend we don't know him, Spock.




KIRK: Dammit, Spock. You knew McCoy is plaidophobic!




MCCOY (os): Man Jim, when you get blue balls, you don't fool around.

SPOCK: There in lies the problem, Doctor. ( arches eye brow)
__________________
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
Nerys Myk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 22 2012, 03:32 AM   #4
NTRPRZ
Lieutenant Commander
 
Location: Delaware
Re: TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..



McCoy: Yuck. Rabbit poo.
__________________
Jeff Brown
Original Trek Fan
NTRPRZ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 22 2012, 12:53 PM   #5
The Squire of Gothos
Rear Admiral
 
The Squire of Gothos's Avatar
 
Location: Northern Ireland
Re: TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..



McCoy: Yeah you've got, I dunno, athlete's foot or something Jim. Beam back up, I'll keep the Yeoman company.
__________________
The Squire of Gothos
The Squire of Gothos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 22 2012, 01:39 PM   #6
The Laughing Vulcan
Admiral
 
The Laughing Vulcan's Avatar
 
Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...
Re: TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..



Kirk: "Oh no. I'm not falling for the shoelace is untied gag again."



Gangster: "Which one of these joiks knocked you up, Marta?"


Kirk: "If you're gonna wear shit like that, at least issue an epilepsy warning. "



McCoy os: "My scans tell me that we may have an Andorian imposter somewhere aboard ship."
Spock: "I believe the logical response would be... 'No shit, Sherlock'"
__________________
"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

Anime @ MyReviewer
The Laughing Vulcan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 22 2012, 04:01 PM   #7
Jonas Grumby
Vice Admiral
 
Jonas Grumby's Avatar
 
Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific
Re: TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..

Thanks for the win, MANT!



McCoy: "As chief medical officer, Captain, I suggest you place that foot in front of the other one, and then continue repeating that action--alternating feet--until you're far away from me and the yeoman. I'm on shore leave, dammit!"




Spock: "I found him like this in his cabin, Doctor."
McCoy (OS): "Dammit, Jim! I curse the day that little wench on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet taught you about auto-asphyxiation!"
__________________
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
Jonas Grumby is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 22 2012, 05:18 PM   #8
Gil T.Azell
Rear Admiral
 
Gil T.Azell's Avatar
 
Location: On the Left Coast
Re: TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..



BONES: "Jim you've got some T.P. on the inside of your left boot"




MOLL: "They keep trying to get a 3 for 1 for $5"





Shatner: "Hey I have that same pattern on dressing room my wall"

Director: (OS) through mega phone "Not any more"




SPOCK: " Jim , I warned you about those Andorian hookers.
__________________
When you walk into a building soaking wet and someone asks you if it is raining then just smile and answer:"No, I just took my fish for a walk!"
Gil T.Azell is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 22 2012, 10:36 PM   #9
UFO
Captain
 
UFO's Avatar
 
Re: TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..



McCoy: Oh look Jim, this one’s a two foot rabbit.




McCoy: Ok Jim, you win. I promise I’ll stop self-medicating!




Spock: The Captain’s a little blue doctor.

McCoy (concentrating on his reports): Don’t worry Jim. I’ve got a pill that will … Holy shit!




Kirk: It’s bad Spock. I was as blue as your uniform only a few minutes ago.

Spock: You mean … ?

Kirk: Yeah, I’m fading fast!

Last edited by UFO; September 22 2012 at 11:01 PM.
UFO is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 22 2012, 11:31 PM   #10
Valin
Rear Admiral
 
Location: Helium, Barsoom
Re: TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..



Doctor: I had her right there Jim.

Yoeman: Leonard, you promised that you wouldn't tell anyone!
__________________
"Live long and prosper."
-Abraham Lincoln to the train conductor at Gettysburg, PA Novemember 1863
Valin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 23 2012, 08:49 PM   #11
alchemist
Commander
 
alchemist's Avatar
 
Location: Raleigh, NC
Re: TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..



Barrows: And, uh, how do you explain them?
McCoy: Oh. Them. Well... I, uh... I was thinking about a cabaret I know on Rigel II...
__________________
www.startrekhistory.com
alchemist is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 24 2012, 03:50 PM   #12
BoredShipCapt'n
Commodore
 
BoredShipCapt'n's Avatar
 
Location: a-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit ho-hole
Re: TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..



Woman: "That Fed is back to collect his cut. What do we do?"

Kalo: "Shoot him right in the Fizzbin."
BoredShipCapt'n is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 24 2012, 03:57 PM   #13
BoredShipCapt'n
Commodore
 
BoredShipCapt'n's Avatar
 
Location: a-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit ho-hole
Re: TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..



Bones: "Uh, Jim, isn't that Edith Keeler coming this way with a chopper?"
BoredShipCapt'n is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 24 2012, 04:31 PM   #14
Jonas Grumby
Vice Admiral
 
Jonas Grumby's Avatar
 
Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific
Re: TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..



Moll: "Hey, Kalo, this guy says Bela sent him down here and told him to ask for 'Tommy Gunn.' Take care of it, willya?"
__________________
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
Jonas Grumby is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 24 2012, 04:55 PM   #15
Mistral
Vice Admiral
 
Mistral's Avatar
 
Location: Between the candle and the flame
Re: TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..

NTRPRZ wrote: View Post

McCoy: "Yes, Ms. Barrows-I dropped my scanner right there. If you would just bend down and pick it up for me? My back is a little out of sorts today."

Kirk (whispering): "Well played, Bones!"
__________________
...sf fandom is only a personality disorder if you do it right.-Klaus
http://www.adastrafanfic.com - archive stories! www.4rumboys.com for honest gaming

Mistral is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 02:00 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
FireFox 2+ or Internet Explorer 7+ highly recommended.