RSS iconTwitter iconFacebook icon

The Trek BBS title image

The Trek BBS statistics

Threads: 137,919
Posts: 5,331,538
Members: 24,557
Currently online: 593
Newest member: PlayerUp

TrekToday headlines

Retro Review: Inquisition
By: Michelle on Jul 12

Cubify Star Trek 3DMe Mini Figurines
By: T'Bonz on Jul 11

Latest Official Starships Collection Ships
By: T'Bonz on Jul 10

Seven of Nine Bobble Head
By: T'Bonz on Jul 9

Pegg The Prankster
By: T'Bonz on Jul 9

More Trek Stars Join Unbelievable!!!!!
By: T'Bonz on Jul 8

Star Trek #35 Preview
By: T'Bonz on Jul 8

New ThinkGeek Trek Apparel
By: T'Bonz on Jul 7

Star Trek Movie Prop Auction
By: T'Bonz on Jul 7

Drexler: NX Engineering Room Construction
By: T'Bonz on Jul 7


Welcome! The Trek BBS is the number one place to chat about Star Trek with like-minded fans. Please login to see our full range of forums as well as the ability to send and receive private messages, track your favourite topics and of course join in the discussions.

If you are a new visitor, join us for free. If you are an existing member please login below. Note: for members who joined under our old messageboard system, please login with your display name not your login name.


Go Back   The Trek BBS > Star Trek TV Series > Deep Space Nine

Deep Space Nine What We Left Behind, we will always have here.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old September 18 2012, 06:37 AM   #16
Gil T.Azell
Rear Admiral
 
Gil T.Azell's Avatar
 
Location: On the Left Coast
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...



Odo: "The NHL Locked out again again! Why did they elect Gary Bettman's Great, Great Great Great grand son as commissioner?"

Worf: "The Fools!"
__________________
When you walk into a building soaking wet and someone asks you if it is raining then just smile and answer:"No, I just took my fish for a walk!"
Gil T.Azell is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 18 2012, 11:10 PM   #17
shivkala
Rear Admiral
 
shivkala's Avatar
 
Location: Patrolling Sector 2814
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...

TFTW, Leadhead!



Kira: Hey, what do you know, you really were a bloated gasbag!



Kira: Shh, I know it's ridiculous, but he loves it...

♪Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...♪



Klingon Gangnam Style



Bashir: This promotion is just what the doctor ordered!

Crowd: laughs

Bashir: I'm so glad I ran into Reg Barclay, he was totally right about these holosuite fantasies. Now everyone laughs at my jokes!



Worf: Constable, I do believe "throwing yourself into your work" is meant to be taken figuratively.
__________________
"When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson
shivkala is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 18 2012, 11:16 PM   #18
Deranged Nasat
Vice Admiral
 
Deranged Nasat's Avatar
 
Location: I am here. You are here, too. Yes.
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...



Odo: "Now, according to this, the character contests are over, at least for the time being. That means Keiko isn't getting one, and I can finally release her from protective custody".

Kira: "Zek and Ishka?"

Odo: "We'll keep them a while longer; they're rather more exploitable when it comes to comedy".
__________________
We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away.
Deranged Nasat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 18 2012, 11:24 PM   #19
Nerys Myk
Fleet Admiral
 
Nerys Myk's Avatar
 
Location: House of Kang, now with ridges
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...



ODO: Hey chubby, waddle over here. I need you to take this PADD to Major Kira.

WORF: You really need to look before you speak.
__________________
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
Nerys Myk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 19 2012, 01:05 AM   #20
T'Girl
Vice Admiral
 
T'Girl's Avatar
 
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...



Odo: "Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
..."

Worf: "She still isn't throwing things ... continue."

Odo: "And I will make thee beds of roses
And a thousand fragrant posies,
A cap of flowers, and a kirtle ...
"

__________________
.
There's turkeys in there now. Real turkeys.
T'Girl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 19 2012, 05:40 AM   #21
Nightdiamond
Fleet Captain
 
Nightdiamond's Avatar
 
Location: California
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...



??!This looks like the hair from a Targassian slime Gerbil.!!??



Am not drinking too much! And since we're being canceled this season, this is what I REALLY think of those @###$$$% studio heads!
Nightdiamond is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 21 2012, 06:44 AM   #22
AdmiralGarak
Rear Admiral
 
AdmiralGarak's Avatar
 
Location: TrekBBS, apparently
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...


Kira: "You want me to use this feather to tickle you where!?"
Dukat: "It's an old Cardassian remedy. I swear!"



Martok: "Gentleman. It's time for your quarter annual performance evaluation. Over the course of this informal review process I'll be testing you each on a wide range of--THINK FAST!" {STAB} "You failed."



Bashir: "Congratulations on your 500th post, sir!"
AdmiralGarak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 21 2012, 10:08 AM   #23
R. Star
Rear Admiral
 
R. Star's Avatar
 
Location: Shangri-La
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...

Thanks for the win!



Kira: That's right Dukat, you've just been Occupied by Bajor!



Kira: What did you put in that soup?
Dukat: He said it didn't have enough spices, so I added some special Cardassian narcotics.



Somehow the Martok changeling figured out that Klingons are ticklish.



Bashir: Haha, you mean you never saw the electric shock handshake prank before?
Sisko: Have you ever seen this before? (punches Bashir)



Worf's attempt to help Odo win over Kira by reciting Klingon love poetry was met with limited success.
__________________
"I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams
R. Star is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 22 2012, 12:06 AM   #24
Admiral_Ranor
Ensign
 
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...



Dukat: OW--OW--OW--!!!

Kira: Oh, shut up, Dukat. I haven't even put it in, yet.



Sisko: All right, everyone. It's time for a story....

Kira: That means "shut up", people!



Martok: Say "giello" to my LITTLE FRIENDS!



"Congratulations, Captain! Next, you'll be getting a commendation for original thinking--than we can call you KIRK!"



Odo: YES!!! I am not the father!
Admiral_Ranor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 22 2012, 12:15 AM   #25
Admiral_Ranor
Ensign
 
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post
Valin wrote:


Odo: "Look at this, you two. I love that "Benson" show. Clayton Endicott III always cracks me up."
WORF: Meh, see if "CHiPs" is on.

KIRA: Or "Working Girl"

ODO: Wasn't that a movie?

KIRA: Forget I mentioned it.
Odo: "To be honest...I still like Boston Legal. Paul Lewiston was my favorite, but I'm upset they took him from a regular to a guest in between seasons three and four...."
Admiral_Ranor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 22 2012, 01:19 PM   #26
Ln X
Fleet Captain
 
Ln X's Avatar
 
Location: The great gig in the sky
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...

In any case, lets begin again!


Kira: So this is a Cardassian bladder stone?
Dukat: Yes!
Kira: Sucks to be you I guess.


Dukat: Benjamin, how can you not notice your Bajoran first officer doting over you like a two year-old?


Martok: This is for looking at Sirella in the wrong way.


Sisko: Here's to the new changeling detection methods! We'll never have to worry about those pesky shapeshifters ever again!
Everyone: Here, here!


Odo: No, no, no! We couldn't place him there!
Worf: So where else can we place him then?
Kira: What's the problem constable?
Odo: Admiral Leonard McCoy is arriving but the rest of the Starfleet brass don't want to be within a mile of him.
Kira: Why?
Worf: He wears pyjamas.
__________________
Star Trek: The Approaching Shadow...

Caption contest: DS9
Ln X is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 22 2012, 01:23 PM   #27
Ln X
Fleet Captain
 
Ln X's Avatar
 
Location: The great gig in the sky
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


ODO: Hey chubby, waddle over here. I need you to take this PADD to Major Kira.

WORF: You really need to look before you speak.
Lol!
__________________
Star Trek: The Approaching Shadow...

Caption contest: DS9
Ln X is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 23 2012, 01:35 AM   #28
Mr. Laser Beam
Fleet Admiral
 
Mr. Laser Beam's Avatar
 
Location: The visitor's bullpen
View Mr. Laser Beam's Twitter Profile
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...



Odo: There it is again! Ever since we established that data link with the strange entity known as "TrekBBS" our systems have been compromised.

Worf: Those petaQ have no honor. They dare refer to themselves as a "Neutral Zone"?

Kira: Gentlemen, please. I'm recommending this be added to the Bajoran sacred texts immediately. Our vedeks will sing songs about their glorious leader...what was her name... "Bonz"?
__________________
In labor news: Longshoremen walked off the piers today. Rescue operations are continuing.
Mr. Laser Beam is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 23 2012, 02:41 PM   #29
Isis
Commodore
 
Isis's Avatar
 
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...

LeadHead wrote: View Post
Hello everyone! Before I get too far, let me start off with an apology for the big delay this time around. I am sorry about this. [truncated here]
No problem, LeadHead. The important thing is you're OK. (We all get into time crunches...as evidenced by my late entry into this week's contest.) And thanks for 'paying tribute' to my 'reminder' caption.




Announcer (OS): "Kkkkardassian lip gloss. For those Kkkkissably soft lips..."
Isis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 24 2012, 10:11 PM   #30
Ayelbourne
Fleet Captain
 
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...

[QUOTE=Isis;7002094]




Dukat: But I poop from there!
Kira: Not right now you don't.
Ayelbourne is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 05:03 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
FireFox 2+ or Internet Explorer 7+ highly recommended.