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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old September 19 2012, 01:32 AM   #16
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Kirk: Hi Cartwright, I'm glad they didn't send that tiny penised, stupid 'tached, dim witted pencil pusher Morrow to do the inspection. Remember what we used to call him at the accademy? "Bore-ow". Good times.

Sulu: You might want to get those glasses fixed Sir...
MORROW: Are you telling me you think all black people look alike, Admiral Kirk?

KIRK: No. I'm saying I think all admiral's uniforms look alike.
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Old September 19 2012, 01:45 AM   #17
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Morrow: Jim, I swear I will interrogate each and every one of your crew, starting now, until I find out WHEN the next Star Trek XI caption contest will start!
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Old September 19 2012, 01:53 AM   #18
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MORROW: Wait, did your hairpiece just move and coo?
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Old September 19 2012, 04:48 AM   #19
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Kirk: Wait, Spock! Tell them we have a coupon for free Crazy Bread. They never ask for it.



Spock: This is the fourth hail I've received today from a Robin Curtis. She must really want something.



Morrow: The moustache? You like it? It just looked so good on Scotty I figured I'd try one. No? Anyone? Ok, I'll shave it off.
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Old September 19 2012, 05:00 AM   #20
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Come on, I'm Travis Mayweather pilot of the first Enterprise. I'm sure you read about me at the academy!!!!

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Old September 19 2012, 09:03 PM   #21
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Kirk: Hi Cartwright, I'm glad they didn't send that tiny penised, stupid 'tached, dim witted pencil pusher Morrow to do the inspection. Remember what we used to call him at the accademy? "Bore-ow". Good times.

Sulu: You might want to get those glasses fixed Sir...
MORROW: Are you telling me you think all black people look alike, Admiral Kirk?

KIRK: No. I'm saying I think all admiral's uniforms look alike.
Kirk: Ah, gottcha didn't I? Of course I didn't mistake you for someone else! Oh your face, its priceless! Just a little Enterprise humour.

Morrow: Well, that's alright then. I'll admit you had me going for a second there.

Kirk: I loved you in Superman III!

Morrow: I really hope you mean I look like Chris Reeve...
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Old September 22 2012, 04:10 AM   #22
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Spock: Admiral, do you have to keep whistling "Sweet Georgia Brown"?


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Old September 22 2012, 04:12 AM   #23
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Kirk: Wait, Spock! Tell them we have a coupon for free Crazy Bread. They never ask for it.
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Old September 22 2012, 04:13 AM   #24
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Kirk: Hi Cartwright, I'm glad they didn't send that tiny penised, stupid 'tached, dim witted pencil pusher Morrow to do the inspection. Remember what we used to call him at the accademy? "Bore-ow". Good times.

Sulu: You might want to get those glasses fixed Sir...
MORROW: Are you telling me you think all black people look alike, Admiral Kirk?

KIRK: No. I'm saying I think all admiral's uniforms look alike.
Kirk: Ah, gottcha didn't I? Of course I didn't mistake you for someone else! Oh your face, its priceless! Just a little Enterprise humour.

Morrow: Well, that's alright then. I'll admit you had me going for a second there.

Kirk: I loved you in Superman III!

Morrow: I really hope you mean I look like Chris Reeve...
I like the Curb Your Enthusiasm joke better. No offense.
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Old September 24 2012, 10:38 PM   #25
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Spock: It would be advisable to take cover, Saavik. There's a three dimensional Pacman coming right at you from behind.
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Old September 25 2012, 06:22 PM   #26
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I like the Curb Your Enthusiasm joke better. No offense.

None taken because I've not seen the show.
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Old September 29 2012, 04:42 PM   #27
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Kirk: "I'm not sure why those Klingons are so bent out of shape this time, but tell them to hold that thought; my Zumba class starts in five minutes."





Spock: "What a strong resemblance between you and that Kirstie whatever-her-name-is on Dancing With the Stars All Stars."

Saavik: "Sorry but I just don't see it, Sir."
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Old September 30 2012, 12:41 AM   #28
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Spock: How many sugars in your coffee, Captain?

Kirk: I know it's been two and a half years, Mister Spock, but I'd hoped you would have AT LEAST remembered I take ONE sugar...



Spock: Lieutenant, the Admiral is well aware of the regulations. So if he screws up, it's on his ass...



Kirk: We had hope to go back to Genesis.

Morrow: That is out of the question.

Kirk: May I ask why?

Morrow: Uhh, how about 'Because I run this $#^! around here!'? Seriously, just what part of 'That is out of the question' did you not understand?
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Old September 30 2012, 04:05 AM   #29
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Nobody wanted to be the one to tell Morrow that plomeek, forgetting your breath mints, and meeting with the crew didn't mix very well.
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Old September 30 2012, 04:18 AM   #30
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SAAVIK: You looking at my ass? 'Cause if you are I'm gonna go all Romulan on yours!!!
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