DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics... - Page 2

Gil T.Azell · September 18 2012, 06:37 AM

Odo: "The NHL Locked out again again! Why did they elect Gary Bettman's Great, Great Great Great grand son as commissioner?"

Worf: "The Fools!"

shivkala · September 18 2012, 11:10 PM

TFTW, Leadhead!

Kira: Hey, what do you know, you really were a bloated gasbag!

Kira: Shh, I know it's ridiculous, but he loves it...

♪Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...♪

Klingon Gangnam Style

Bashir: This promotion is just what the doctor ordered!

Crowd: laughs

Bashir: I'm so glad I ran into Reg Barclay, he was totally right about these holosuite fantasies. Now everyone laughs at my jokes!

Worf: Constable, I do believe "throwing yourself into your work" is meant to be taken figuratively.

Deranged Nasat · September 18 2012, 11:16 PM

Odo: "Now, according to this, the character contests are over, at least for the time being. That means Keiko isn't getting one, and I can finally release her from protective custody".

Kira: "Zek and Ishka?"

Odo: "We'll keep them a while longer; they're rather more exploitable when it comes to comedy".

Nerys Myk · September 18 2012, 11:24 PM

ODO: Hey chubby, waddle over here. I need you to take this PADD to Major Kira.

WORF: You really need to look before you speak.

T'Girl · September 19 2012, 01:05 AM

Odo: "Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove..."

Worf: "She still isn't throwing things ... continue."

Odo: "And I will make thee beds of roses
And a thousand fragrant posies,
A cap of flowers, and a kirtle ..."

Nightdiamond · September 19 2012, 05:40 AM

??!This looks like the hair from a Targassian slime Gerbil.!!??

Am not drinking too much! And since we're being canceled this season, this is what I REALLY think of those @###$$$% studio heads!

AdmiralGarak · September 21 2012, 06:44 AM

Kira: "You want me to use this feather to tickle you where!?"
Dukat: "It's an old Cardassian remedy. I swear!"

Martok: "Gentleman. It's time for your quarter annual performance evaluation. Over the course of this informal review process I'll be testing you each on a wide range of--THINK FAST!" {STAB} "You failed."

Bashir: "Congratulations on your 500th post, sir!"

R. Star · September 21 2012, 10:08 AM

Thanks for the win!

Kira: That's right Dukat, you've just been Occupied by Bajor!

Kira: What did you put in that soup?
Dukat: He said it didn't have enough spices, so I added some special Cardassian narcotics.

Somehow the Martok changeling figured out that Klingons are ticklish.

Bashir: Haha, you mean you never saw the electric shock handshake prank before?
Sisko: Have you ever seen this before? (punches Bashir)

Worf's attempt to help Odo win over Kira by reciting Klingon love poetry was met with limited success.

Admiral_Ranor · September 22 2012, 12:06 AM

Dukat: OW--OW--OW--!!!

Kira: Oh, shut up, Dukat. I haven't even put it in, yet.

Sisko: All right, everyone. It's time for a story....

Kira: That means "shut up", people!

Martok: Say "giello" to my LITTLE FRIENDS!

"Congratulations, Captain! Next, you'll be getting a commendation for original thinking--than we can call you KIRK!"

Odo: YES!!! I am not the father!

Admiral_Ranor · September 22 2012, 12:15 AM

Nerys Myk wrote:

Valin wrote:

Odo: "Look at this, you two. I love that "Benson" show. Clayton Endicott III always cracks me up."

WORF: Meh, see if "CHiPs" is on.

KIRA: Or "Working Girl"

ODO: Wasn't that a movie?

KIRA: Forget I mentioned it.

Odo: "To be honest...I still like Boston Legal. Paul Lewiston was my favorite, but I'm upset they took him from a regular to a guest in between seasons three and four...."

Ln X · September 22 2012, 01:19 PM

In any case, lets begin again!

Kira: So this is a Cardassian bladder stone?
Dukat: Yes!
Kira: Sucks to be you I guess.

Dukat: Benjamin, how can you not notice your Bajoran first officer doting over you like a two year-old?

Martok: This is for looking at Sirella in the wrong way.

Sisko: Here's to the new changeling detection methods! We'll never have to worry about those pesky shapeshifters ever again!
Everyone: Here, here!

Odo: No, no, no! We couldn't place him there!
Worf: So where else can we place him then?
Kira: What's the problem constable?
Odo: Admiral Leonard McCoy is arriving but the rest of the Starfleet brass don't want to be within a mile of him.
Kira: Why?
Worf: He wears pyjamas.

Ln X · September 22 2012, 01:23 PM

Nerys Myk wrote:

ODO: Hey chubby, waddle over here. I need you to take this PADD to Major Kira.

WORF: You really need to look before you speak.

Lol!

Mr. Laser Beam · September 23 2012, 01:35 AM

Odo: There it is again! Ever since we established that data link with the strange entity known as "TrekBBS" our systems have been compromised.

Worf: Those petaQ have no honor. They dare refer to themselves as a "Neutral Zone"?

Kira: Gentlemen, please. I'm recommending this be added to the Bajoran sacred texts immediately. Our vedeks will sing songs about their glorious leader...what was her name... "Bonz"?

Isis · September 23 2012, 02:41 PM

LeadHead wrote:

Hello everyone! Before I get too far, let me start off with an apology for the big delay this time around. I am sorry about this. [truncated here]

No problem, LeadHead. The important thing is you're OK. (We all get into time crunches...as evidenced by my late entry into this week's contest.) And thanks for 'paying tribute' to my 'reminder' caption.

Announcer (OS): "Kkkkardassian lip gloss. For those Kkkkissably soft lips..."

Ayelbourne · September 24 2012, 10:11 PM

[QUOTE=Isis;7002094]

Dukat: But I poop from there!
Kira: Not right now you don't.

September 18 2012, 06:37 AM	#16
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics... Odo: "The NHL Locked out again again! Why did they elect Gary Bettman's Great, Great Great Great grand son as commissioner?" Worf: "The Fools!" __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

September 18 2012, 11:10 PM	#17
shivkala Rear Admiral Location: Patrolling Sector 2814	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics... TFTW, Leadhead! Kira: Hey, what do you know, you really were a bloated gasbag! Kira: Shh, I know it's ridiculous, but he loves it... ♪Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...♪ Klingon Gangnam Style Bashir: This promotion is just what the doctor ordered! Crowd: laughs Bashir: I'm so glad I ran into Reg Barclay, he was totally right about these holosuite fantasies. Now everyone laughs at my jokes! Worf: Constable, I do believe "throwing yourself into your work" is meant to be taken figuratively. __________________ "When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson

September 18 2012, 11:16 PM	#18
Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Location: Warped off into the sunset. With fond memories of most of you, and not a little sorrow at leaving.	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics... Odo: "Now, according to this, the character contests are over, at least for the time being. That means Keiko isn't getting one, and I can finally release her from protective custody". Kira: "Zek and Ishka?" Odo: "We'll keep them a while longer; they're rather more exploitable when it comes to comedy". __________________ We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away.

September 18 2012, 11:24 PM	#19
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics... ODO: Hey chubby, waddle over here. I need you to take this PADD to Major Kira. WORF: You really need to look before you speak. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

September 19 2012, 01:05 AM	#20
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics... Odo: "Come live with me and be my love, And we will all the pleasures prove..." Worf: "She still isn't throwing things ... continue." Odo: "And I will make thee beds of roses And a thousand fragrant posies, A cap of flowers, and a kirtle ..."

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September 19 2012, 05:40 AM	#21
Nightdiamond Fleet Captain Location: California	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics... ??!This looks like the hair from a Targassian slime Gerbil.!!?? Am not drinking too much! And since we're being canceled this season, this is what I REALLY think of those @###$$$% studio heads!

September 21 2012, 06:44 AM	#22
AdmiralGarak Rear Admiral Location: TrekBBS, apparently	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics... Kira: "You want me to use this feather to tickle you where!?" Dukat: "It's an old Cardassian remedy. I swear!" Martok: "Gentleman. It's time for your quarter annual performance evaluation. Over the course of this informal review process I'll be testing you each on a wide range of--THINK FAST!" {STAB} "You failed." Bashir: "Congratulations on your 500th post, sir!"

September 21 2012, 10:08 AM	#23
R. Star Commodore Location: Terra 3	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics... Thanks for the win! Kira: That's right Dukat, you've just been Occupied by Bajor! Kira: What did you put in that soup? Dukat: He said it didn't have enough spices, so I added some special Cardassian narcotics. Somehow the Martok changeling figured out that Klingons are ticklish. Bashir: Haha, you mean you never saw the electric shock handshake prank before? Sisko: Have you ever seen this before? (punches Bashir) Worf's attempt to help Odo win over Kira by reciting Klingon love poetry was met with limited success. __________________ "I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams

September 22 2012, 12:06 AM	#24
Admiral_Ranor Ensign	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics... Dukat: OW--OW--OW--!!! Kira: Oh, shut up, Dukat. I haven't even put it in, yet. Sisko: All right, everyone. It's time for a story.... Kira: That means "shut up", people! Martok: Say "giello" to my LITTLE FRIENDS! "Congratulations, Captain! Next, you'll be getting a commendation for original thinking--than we can call you KIRK!" Odo: YES!!! I am not the father!

September 22 2012, 01:19 PM	#26
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics... In any case, lets begin again! Kira: So this is a Cardassian bladder stone? Dukat: Yes! Kira: Sucks to be you I guess. Dukat: Benjamin, how can you not notice your Bajoran first officer doting over you like a two year-old? Martok: This is for looking at Sirella in the wrong way. Sisko: Here's to the new changeling detection methods! We'll never have to worry about those pesky shapeshifters ever again! Everyone: Here, here! Odo: No, no, no! We couldn't place him there! Worf: So where else can we place him then? Kira: What's the problem constable? Odo: Admiral Leonard McCoy is arriving but the rest of the Starfleet brass don't want to be within a mile of him. Kira: Why? Worf: He wears pyjamas. __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*

September 23 2012, 01:35 AM	#28
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics... Odo: There it is again! Ever since we established that data link with the strange entity known as "TrekBBS" our systems have been compromised. Worf: Those petaQ have no honor. They dare refer to themselves as a "Neutral Zone"? Kira: Gentlemen, please. I'm recommending this be added to the Bajoran sacred texts immediately. Our vedeks will sing songs about their glorious leader...what was her name... "Bonz"? __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

September 24 2012, 10:11 PM	#30
Ayelbourne Fleet Captain	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics... [QUOTE=Isis;7002094] Dukat: But I poop from there! Kira: Not right now you don't.