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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old September 17 2012, 04:06 AM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #223: Good times...

Hello everyone! I'm continuing my "Apologies" tour, due to being late on, well, just about everything! Sorry everyone! Lets get down to business!




First up to the plate, we have the "That'll go on his record," Award, going to:

Smellincoffee wrote: View Post

Worf: I do not wish to become a 'backseat driver', but I believe you just ran over two - (CLUMP) -- three mailboxes.
Next, we have the "Save yourselves!" Award, going to:

shivkala wrote: View Post

Deanna: Sir! According to my readings, the ship cannot take another direct hit from a plot hole.
Data: Unfortunately, Captain, it appears we are in a script with a massive amount of plot holes.
Picard: All hands, abandon franchise! I repeat, abandon franchise!
Next, we have the "Not so Friendly Fire" Award, going to:

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Picard: DIE ALIEN SCUM!!!!

Data: Commander Riker was on our side Sir.

Picard: Now he's on all sides!

Instead of Photoshop Awards, how bout some extra awards this time around?

The "Going after LeadHead's inner video gamer" Award, goes to:

Herkimer Jitty wrote: View Post


RED TEAM HAS THE FLAG

Picard: "Suck it, Blues!"



DOUBLE KILL

TRIPLE KILL

OVERKILL

KILLTACULAR

KILLTROCITY

KILLIMANJARO

KILLTASTROPHE

KILLPOCALYPSE

KILLIONAIRE
The Great Scott! Award, goes to:

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


Picard: if my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you gonna see some serious shit




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And with the help of John Logan and Stuart Baird, Patrick Stewart prepares to drive the TNG movie franchise off a cliff...
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to all of our winners! Now, moving forward lets say hi to our friends in the first 6 Trek movies!







Enjoy!
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Old September 17 2012, 04:07 AM   #2
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Kirk: Do not return scan Mister Spock! That costs extra!



Spock: Lieutenant, the Admiral has never heard of the regulations.



Morrow: So how did YOU end up in charge of the Enterprise again?!
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Old September 17 2012, 04:20 AM   #3
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Spock: "Saavik, I have been and always shall be...your friend. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!"




Morrow: "So you just take it upon yourself to requisition extra dilithium crystals for your ship whenever you feel like it?"
Kirk: "Well...we have a tendency to go through them pretty quickly--"
Morrow: "And whose fault is that?!"
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Old September 17 2012, 04:24 AM   #4
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KIRK: Fire on three. One...

SPOCK: Fire when as you say "three" or after?



SAAKVIK: Did you just lower the lights and put on some Barry White?



KIRK: Well, Admiral, the Klingons called you, uh a tin-plated, overbearing, swaggering dictator with delusions of godhood.
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Old September 17 2012, 05:57 AM   #5
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SPOCK: Captain, we are being scanned.
KIRK: Pull my finger!
SPOCK: With respect, sir, this is hardly the time.




SAAVIK: Mr. Spock?
SPOCK: Yo. Science station moved here since last movie.




MORROW: You stole a Klingon bridge to use as a torpedo room?
KIRK: I can never forgive them for...wait, that hasn't happened, yet.
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Old September 17 2012, 07:15 PM   #6
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Thanks ftw!




Kirk: Go on, have a sniff. It's like fish.




Saavik: It is illogical for you to assume I would know your name.




Kirk: Hi Cartwright, I'm glad they didn't send that tiny penised, stupid 'tached, dim witted pencil pusher Morrow to do the inspection. Remember what we used to call him at the accademy? "Bore-ow". Good times.

Sulu: You might want to get those glasses fixed Sir...
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Old September 17 2012, 09:05 PM   #7
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Kirk: Oh, Spock!!! Spock!!!
Spock: Sir, you don't need to raise your hand; you're the Captain.
Kirk: Of course.



Morrow: Iowa? Heck son, there're only two things that come from Iowa, steers and qu-
Sulu: Ahem!!!
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Old September 17 2012, 09:37 PM   #8
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Admiral Morrow: A PLEDGE PIN??!? ON YOUR UNIFORM?!?
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Old September 17 2012, 09:47 PM   #9
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Spock: These uniforms are most illogical.
Kirk: Now now, Mr Spock, Starfleet Command thought that more casual uniforms would create a more productive working enviroment.
Spock: Humans...



Spock: Lieutenant, I am bound by the Admiral's standing orders to tell you to, "Go to hell," for citing regulations.



Kirk: Well I let my ship get blasted with it's shields down, we lost dozens of cadets, that whole Genesis project fell into the hands of a madman and was destroyed and Captain Spock was killed... oh and we had to destroy Reliant too. Can you fix my ship now? I have more stuff to take care of.
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Old September 17 2012, 10:55 PM   #10
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TFTW, Leadhead!



Kirk: So, it's two astronomical units long, big whoop...I've got your two astronomical units right here.
Sulu: Oh my!



Saavik: I do not know where you got the idea that I was half-Romulan. In fact, I am half-Time Lord on my mother's side. Why, if I were to die, I would regenerate and everything would be different, my face, my hair, my voice, everything!



Morrow: And another thing, Kirk, that blonde crewman over there...he's creeping me out. Just for that, I'm decommissioning the Enterprise.
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Old September 18 2012, 02:02 AM   #11
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Kirk: "Analysis, Spock?"
Spock: "Sorry, Captain. I can't make heads nor tails out of these orange, blinky lights."
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Old September 18 2012, 02:20 AM   #12
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Can you check on something for me Spock?

.....Fascinating. It seems you are the first Admiral with 5 points left on his license.



Is it not true that if he loses his points on this mission, the Enterprise will be impounded?

Nobody's perfect, Saavik.



You have 1 point left on your license, Kirk. The Enterprise is being decommissioned.What part of any of that is unclear?
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Old September 18 2012, 06:14 AM   #13
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Morrow: I AM looking closely, and I'm sorry, but I still think it looks like a toupée.
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Old September 18 2012, 04:47 PM   #14
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MORROW: Wait, you found Khan 15 years ago and you let him go??????

KIRK: Yeah.

MORROW: And you didn't think to tell anybody!?

KIRK: Uh, sorry?
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Old September 18 2012, 10:39 PM   #15
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"No, Mr. Spock, don't return scan. That could be misunderstood as hostility. Instead, ready phaser banks and arm a full volley of photon torpedoes."



"Mr. Saavik, I believe what the Admiral is saying is that you will get my position of science officer over my dead body."



"No Admiral, you don't understand. I don't want to take the Enterprise back to the Genesis planet, I have tickets for a Genesis tribute concert on Rigel X."
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