Am I A Freak Image Thread - Page 2

Locutus of Bored · September 17 2012, 06:39 AM

Great, another generic green-skinned scaly monstrosity. She may have had a rockin' body millions of years ago, but now she's just a cold-blooded venomous skank with a loose dewlap. My hemipenis remains internal. I wouldn't even let her in my terrarium. Thumbs way down.

J. Allen · September 17 2012, 07:09 AM

Okay, just a couple of images that I find sexy and/or physically attractive. Now, just go ahead and assume all or most of the humanoid species in Star Trek. They're just humans with some blobs of makeup. Let's make this a little more interesting (as teacake has done).

M'Ress (And a shitload of other Caitians - Star Trek)

Florence Ambrose (Freefall)

Neytiri (along with a shitload of other Na'vi - Avatar)

Luna (MLP:FiM)

I could go on for a while, but this should be sufficient for now.
Also, these are just the ladies.

teacake · September 17 2012, 07:40 AM

You know what non-humanoid is REALLY hot?

The Horta.

Okay, to be serious, confession time. The first time I ever found myself thinking a non-human was actually very attractive was when I was a kid and watching the original 1933 King Kong which I have seen at least 20 times. I thought King Kong was much more attractive than Fay Wray and you know if it was ME in the palm of his hand I wouldn't be doing all that screaming and throwing my arms around. Didn't she realize she was just scaring him? Anyway I thought he was very uhh.. manly. And a sympathetic character. I would understand him.

J. Allen · September 17 2012, 07:46 AM

teacake wrote:

You know what non-humanoid is REALLY hot?

The Horta.

*rimshot*

Okay, to be serious, confession time. The time I ever found myself thinking a non-human was actually very attractive was when I was a kid and watching the original 1933 King Kong which I have seen at least 20 times. I thought King Kong was much more attractive than Fay Wray and you know if it was ME in the palm of his hand I wouldn't be doing all that screaming and throwing my arms around. Didn't she realize she was just scaring him? Anyway I thought he was very uhh.. manly. And a sympathetic character. I would understand him.

Aww! That's really sweet!

teacake · September 17 2012, 08:12 AM

There was also the Aslan infatuation. But I soon realized that Aslan was supposed to be Jesus and we are NOT supposed to find Jesus hot so I got rid of that little fling in a hurry.

J. Allen · September 17 2012, 08:14 AM

teacake wrote:

There was also the Aslan infatuation. But I soon realized that Aslan was supposed to be Jesus and we are NOT supposed to find Jesus hot so I got rid of that little fling in a hurry.

Really? I felt the same way about Aslan. When I realized Aslan was an avatar of Jesus, all I could think was "Yes! Sugar Daddy!"

teacake · September 17 2012, 08:24 AM

Sugar Daddy? You've lost me

J. Allen · September 17 2012, 08:30 AM

teacake wrote:

Sugar Daddy? You've lost me

A Sugar Daddy is a man who showers a younger person (male or female) in lavish gifts in order to secure their affections. In return, the younger person in the relationship bestows love and attention, or sexual favors, upon the older male.

It is also a delicious, caramel confection. I am, however, referring to the first definition.

teacake · September 17 2012, 08:42 AM

Right so unlike me you continued your sexual attraction to Aslan only you added wondrous omnipotent presents.

J. Allen · September 17 2012, 08:45 AM

teacake wrote:

Right so unlike me you continued your sexual attraction to Aslan only you added wondrous omnipotent presents.

Yes. Well, I'm part Druish, and as you know, Druish people are attracted to those with money, and power, and he has both, and we know it.

NCC-1701-B · September 17 2012, 09:06 AM

I always found this one interesting, though now looking at the pictures in a bit more detail not so much :P Also, who wants to like someone killed by falling into a bathtub?

I guess cardassian Seska is one, although I suppose she was supposed to be attractive. Then there's K'Ehleyr. And I think Seven looked better as a drone :P

Chemahkuu · September 17 2012, 10:19 AM

*sighs* furries, what can you do with them?

cooleddie74 · September 17 2012, 12:09 PM

NCC-1701-B wrote:

I always found this one interesting, though now looking at the pictures in a bit more detail not so much :P Also, who wants to like someone killed by falling into a bathtub?

Plus, did anybody buy for a millisecond that Kirk never tried to seduce her? A shapely woman in a skimpy outfit...and with three breasts for crying out loud? Different species, I know. But that never stopped the good captain during the time of TOS!

Feline canon violation!!1!

Maple Dog · September 17 2012, 01:54 PM

Some months ago,as i was watching the Stargate Atlantis reruns,i was surprised to notice that,i found this wraith queen hot.

I'm a major freak

NCC-1701-B · September 17 2012, 02:03 PM

She can be, though I don't think that's her best wraith there though

September 17 2012, 07:09 AM	#17
J. Allen Probably Satan™ Location: A Quantum State	Re: Am I A Freak Image Thread Okay, just a couple of images that I find sexy and/or physically attractive. Now, just go ahead and assume all or most of the humanoid species in Star Trek. They're just humans with some blobs of makeup. Let's make this a little more interesting (as teacake has done). M'Ress (And a shitload of other Caitians - Star Trek) Florence Ambrose (Freefall) Neytiri (along with a shitload of other Na'vi - Avatar) Luna (MLP:FiM) I could go on for a while, but this should be sufficient for now. Also, these are just the ladies. __________________ “In all of the time forward, and backward, throughout the universe, we have all been alive and dead, and all at the same time.”

September 17 2012, 07:40 AM	#18
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Am I A Freak Image Thread You know what non-humanoid is REALLY hot? The Horta. Okay, to be serious, confession time. The first time I ever found myself thinking a non-human was actually very attractive was when I was a kid and watching the original 1933 King Kong which I have seen at least 20 times. I thought King Kong was much more attractive than Fay Wray and you know if it was ME in the palm of his hand I wouldn't be doing all that screaming and throwing my arms around. Didn't she realize she was just scaring him? Anyway I thought he was very uhh.. manly. And a sympathetic character. I would understand him. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne Last edited by teacake; September 17 2012 at 08:10 AM.

September 17 2012, 08:12 AM	#20
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Am I A Freak Image Thread There was also the Aslan infatuation. But I soon realized that Aslan was supposed to be Jesus and we are NOT supposed to find Jesus hot so I got rid of that little fling in a hurry. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

September 17 2012, 08:24 AM	#22
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Am I A Freak Image Thread Sugar Daddy? You've lost me __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

September 17 2012, 08:42 AM	#24
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Am I A Freak Image Thread Right so unlike me you continued your sexual attraction to Aslan only you added wondrous omnipotent presents. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

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September 17 2012, 09:06 AM	#26
NCC-1701-B Captain Location: Liverpool	Re: Am I A Freak Image Thread I always found this one interesting, though now looking at the pictures in a bit more detail not so much :P Also, who wants to like someone killed by falling into a bathtub? I guess cardassian Seska is one, although I suppose she was supposed to be attractive. Then there's K'Ehleyr. And I think Seven looked better as a drone :P __________________ ____________________________________________ Hellooo...

September 17 2012, 10:19 AM	#27
Chemahkuu Vice Admiral Location: United Kingdom	Re: Am I A Freak Image Thread sighs furries, what can you do with them?

September 17 2012, 01:54 PM	#29
Maple Dog Lieutenant Commander Location: Montreal Canada	Re: Am I A Freak Image Thread Some months ago,as i was watching the Stargate Atlantis reruns,i was surprised to notice that,i found this wraith queen hot. I'm a major freak __________________ MapleDog's Blog

September 17 2012, 02:03 PM	#30
NCC-1701-B Captain Location: Liverpool	Re: Am I A Freak Image Thread She can be, though I don't think that's her best wraith there though __________________ ____________________________________________ Hellooo...