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Old September 17 2012, 03:37 AM   #1
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DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...

Hello everyone! Before I get too far, let me start off with an apology for the big delay this time around. I am sorry about this. With work heating up the last couple of weeks, combined with my working really hard on getting back in shape, I've either had the time to get things going and no energy or the energy to get things going and no time.

So while I will not promise that this won't happen again, because I am confident it won't, but prefer not to make promises I don't know that I can keep.

So again, I apologize.

Lets move on!




First up to the plate, we have the "Telling it like it is" Award, going to:

Rush Limborg wrote: View Post



Worf: I am Worf...Son of Mogh. I am here to boost your ratings.
Next, we have the "He just can't escape it" Award, going to:

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Garak: "Recently, I was quite surprised to learn that the Federation had produced a literary work that rivals the best Cardassian writers. Since we have the time, allow me to recite... Ode to Spot."
Next, we have the "PLEASE, Worf, DON'T MISS!" Award, going to:

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"No! Not again! We're not having a Scottish Plasma Ghost seducing a main character on this show! (muttering): I knew that Shakaar fellow looked familiar..."
Next, we have the "Did you also walk 10 miles through snowstorms to school every morning, uphill both ways?" Award, going to:

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O'Brien: You know, I've been here for years, and I still can't get over being in a turbolift that's so open on one side.
Worf: This is nothing. Klingon turbolifts have no floor.
Next, we have the "I'll drink to that!" Award, going to:

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Martok: A toast to TNG Remastered! May it slay other Blu-Rays and lead to our show getting remastered!
Instead of the Photoshop award this time, how bout we pay tribute to those who had some fun with my excessive tardiness?

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Please direct all complaints about the new contest not being up to our customer service department.

and...


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Sisko: "Yes, assemble a search party. We haven't heard from LeadHead in a while, and I'm getting concerned."



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MARTOK: We who are about to die, salute you!

WORF: Wait...what????!!!

And with that, the DS9 Character Caption Contest has come to an end. It was a great ride and I'm glad that it gave the chance to caption characters I may not put into the contests on a regular basis.

In answer to Rush Limborg's question, I'm not sure if I will make a special thread featuring all winners, I might do something similar to what I did at the end of the TNG Character Caption Contest. I'm not sure yet.

In any case, lets begin again!











Enjoy!
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Old September 17 2012, 03:39 AM   #2
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Kira: I can't believe I actually didn't stab you with this...



Kira: Shhhh! He doesn't know I'm about to be promoted over him.



Martok had a very direct approach for dealing with complaints from subordinates.



Bashir: Congratulations Captain, by the way, expect your hair to fall out tomorrow.



Odo: There's Spam on my PADD again!
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Old September 17 2012, 04:04 AM   #3
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KIRA: Your temperature looks normal, it's not a fever.



KIRA: Quiet, the Captain's tripping on pain meds.



MARTOK: Step aside, knuckleheads!



BASHIR: Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.



ODO: I don't know how he did it, but according to this, the O'Brien's baby's parents are you and Bashir!
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Old September 17 2012, 04:04 AM   #4
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Insert your own sex joke here.


Nana Visitor: Be quiet Marc! Avery doesn't know I get paid more than him!


Martok: *grumbling* Worf is the most popular Klingon character ... gets an extra-long caption contest thanks to LeadHead ... we'll see about that!


Bashir: Hey captain, guess which one of us will eventually be replaced by a Changeling? Me or the ambassador guy?
Sisko: Um ...
Bashir: Here's a hint, it's a trick question.


Listening to Worf and Odo sing Klingon on nearly made Kira go into premature labor.
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Old September 17 2012, 04:10 AM   #5
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Bashir: "Hi! Julian Bashir, Delta-Quadrant House Rush chairman! Damn glad to meet you!"




Odo: "According to the Bajoran Legal Code, for claiming a non-existent vasectomy, we can charge him with fraud...and maybe false advertising, too."
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Old September 17 2012, 04:26 AM   #6
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"Kira, I should have known better than to let you take my temperature. You were a pain in the ass during the occupation, too. "
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Old September 17 2012, 04:34 AM   #7
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Odo: "Look at this, you two. I love that "Benson" show. Clayton Endicott III always cracks me up."
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Old September 17 2012, 05:47 AM   #8
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Valin wrote:


Odo: "Look at this, you two. I love that "Benson" show. Clayton Endicott III always cracks me up."
WORF: Meh, see if "CHiPs" is on.

KIRA: Or "Working Girl"

ODO: Wasn't that a movie?

KIRA: Forget I mentioned it.
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Old September 17 2012, 05:56 AM   #9
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^Nice!
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Old September 17 2012, 08:54 PM   #10
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Kira: That's the biggest poo I've ever seen.

Dukhat: I shall call it Garak.




Nana: Jeez, see what happens when you sign 5000 autographs in half an hour!

Avery: At $50 a signature; all cash in hand, I'd have buggered up the other arm as well!




Martok: Why don't we just build the corridors wider?




Siddig: I'm not trying to be smug about banging Nana but... dang, just look at her!




Odo: OK, OK, I'm sorry I asked when the baby was due. I didn't realise you were just fat.
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Old September 17 2012, 11:53 PM   #11
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Kira: Now that's what I call poetic justice!


Kira: That's it Dukat, if you listen to him hard enough I might just go away! SHAN'T!


DOUBLE KILL!


Sisko: Hate to ruin the party but I suspect one of you here is a shapeshifter.
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Old September 18 2012, 12:07 AM   #12
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Kira: "Holy crap! I can't believe you just sat on this!"
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Old September 18 2012, 01:48 AM   #13
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Thanks for the win!



Dukat felt the power of his lyrics like no other performer. Unfortunately, his songs were all so self-serving that Kira completely ignored them.



Sisko: "And that...up there...is a little sparkle that I think of as "Ben's Star". And orbiting Ben's Star is Ben's World, a world where the lakes are filled with gumbo, where baseballs grow on trees and the days are filled with the magic laughter of the Benjamites".

Kira: "Yes sir. (Okay, we're laying off the whiskey next time)"



Klingon on right: "It's huge, sir!"

Klingon on left: "Take it away!!"

Martok: "Make way! I will see this spider with my own eyes!"
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Kira: Sheesh! Talk about a pain in the--

Dukat: Oh, she's ADMIRING it!

Kira: Well, I admit I am a little jealous...that had to hurt.



Sisko: Now, we all just sit down...be calm...and quiet...and Kira's miming me, isn't she?



Martok's shot at the title for Galactic Heavyweight Champion was particularly painful for his training partners....

Yes, that was plural.



Bashir: Congratulations on the beard, Captain! Now, wait for the party when you shave your head....



Odo: Fuhgeddaboudit!

Worf: (sigh) Constable...the gangsters of mid-20th century Earth were regarded as warriors. You must speak with inflection--

Odo: Fuh-GE-ddaboudit!

Kira: (muttering) Oh, forget about it....
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"I'm General Martok of the Klingon Empire. Damn glad to meet you!"
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