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Old September 10 2012, 01:16 AM   #16
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Kirk: "What's a lovely girl like you doing in a crappy episode like this?"

Losira: "I know, I know, but Time Tunnel got cancelled!"
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Old September 10 2012, 01:53 AM   #17
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Shatner: "You're a very agile man, Mr. Atoz. Just how many of you are there?"

Takei and Kelley (shake heads)
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Old September 10 2012, 07:25 AM   #18
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Losira: "I must touch you James Kirk ... but what are you doing back there?"
Kirk: "Well, there's a slight upward slope back here."
Losira: "The height thing?"
Kirk: "Yeah."
Losira: "I got the opposite thing, I said put me in flats.'
Kirk: "But they wouldn't, would they."
Losira: "They said everyone has to be in heels. I'm a freaking bean pole."
Kirk: "You look fine dear."
Losira: "I like to slow dance barefoot though."
Kirk: "Really?"
Losira (reaches for Kirk's hand): "Here, let me show you."
Kirk
(extends his hand): "Okay."
Sulu
(whispering to McCoy): "Oh, she's good."



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Old September 10 2012, 08:52 AM   #19
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MCCOY: According to sensor readings, Captain, they are us!
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Old September 10 2012, 12:09 PM   #20
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Losira: "Don't argue with me, Kirk."

Kirk: "But Losira, you're acting too impulsively."

Losira: "No, things are cut and dry. I didn't say 'Simon says' and you're out."
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Old September 11 2012, 07:48 AM   #21
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Rand: What is that thing?

Sulu: I don't know, but it goes 'zip' when it moves and 'bop' when it stops, and it 'whirrrs' when it stands still …




Scotty: I think that I shall never see, a switch as beautiful as thee!

Bones: You mean it’s as cute as a button?




Losira: When I over-heard you guys talking about how you have always wanted a three-some, I thought I'd join you ...

Sulu: But then it wouldn't be a three-some.

Kirk: He's right. Sorry, but it’s simple mathematics.
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Old September 11 2012, 07:23 PM   #22
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Scotty: "Who ta hell would build a button that says 'Do nah press' on it? Whoops, I guess that was me. I gotta stop drinkin' before me shifts..."
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Old September 11 2012, 07:25 PM   #23
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Rand: "What the hell?"

Sulu: "I could have sworn Chekov killed that space roach six caption contests ago."
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Rand: Why is there a watermelon there?
Sulu: ...I'll tell you later.
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Old September 12 2012, 12:51 PM   #25
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Rand: "Why is Kevin Riley on the floor like that?"

Spock (OS): "I chided Mr. Riley for overdoing the Saurian Brandy. He said he'd wipe the floor with me. I thought it would be logical to be proactive and do so with him first."
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Old September 12 2012, 06:54 PM   #26
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Rand: "It's Lieutenant Farrell! Thrashing around on the deck and babbling incoherently!"
Sulu: "He's probably been looking at Medusan porn again!"
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Old September 13 2012, 08:13 PM   #27
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Sulu: You see? This is the type of thing that happens when you don't have toilets on a starship...
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Old September 13 2012, 09:06 PM   #28
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Sulu: "Why is Kevin Riley on the floor like that?"
Rand: "He's trying to look up my skirt."

Sulu: "Why would anyone want to look up a woman's skirt?"

Rand: "Sulu, we need to have us a long talk."



Scotty: "See, the button is labeled 'reset'."

Russian Ambassador (os): "It actually says 'overcharge'."


(political humor)

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RAND: But why would the corridor just end here?
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Old September 13 2012, 09:41 PM   #30
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Sulu: Oh my, my Papillon has pooted again! Take care of it, Yeoman.
Rand: Is your name Kirk?



Scotty: Blasted red ring of death!!! Lousy engineers! They promised the XBox 46080 would be different!!!



Bones: Captain, I must do a complete body scan on her! Should take about six hours.
Sulu: I really don't see what the point is, can't we go back to that civilization based on the Greeks again?
Kirk: You two beam back up, I'll take care of things down here.




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