TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? - Page 2

BoredShipCapt'n · September 10 2012, 01:16 AM

Kirk: "What's a lovely girl like you doing in a crappy episode like this?"

Losira: "I know, I know, but Time Tunnel got cancelled!"

BoredShipCapt'n · September 10 2012, 01:53 AM

Shatner: "You're a very agile man, Mr. Atoz. Just how many of you are there?"

Takei and Kelley (shake heads)

T'Girl · September 10 2012, 07:25 AM

Losira: "I must touch you James Kirk ... but what are you doing back there?"
Kirk: "Well, there's a slight upward slope back here."
Losira: "The height thing?"
Kirk: "Yeah."
Losira: "I got the opposite thing, I said put me in flats.'
Kirk: "But they wouldn't, would they."
Losira: "They said everyone has to be in heels. I'm a freaking bean pole."
Kirk: "You look fine dear."
Losira: "I like to slow dance barefoot though."
Kirk: "Really?"
Losira (reaches for Kirk's hand): "Here, let me show you."
Kirk (extends his hand): "Okay."
Sulu (whispering to McCoy): "Oh, she's good."

Nerys Myk · September 10 2012, 08:52 AM

MCCOY: According to sensor readings, Captain, they are us!

Isis · September 10 2012, 12:09 PM

Losira: "Don't argue with me, Kirk."

Kirk: "But Losira, you're acting too impulsively."

Losira: "No, things are cut and dry. I didn't say 'Simon says' and you're out."

UFO · September 11 2012, 07:48 AM

Rand: What is that thing?

Sulu: I don't know, but it goes 'zip' when it moves and 'bop' when it stops, and it 'whirrrs' when it stands still …

Scotty: I think that I shall never see, a switch as beautiful as thee!

Bones: You mean it’s as cute as a button?

Losira: When I over-heard you guys talking about how you have always wanted a three-some, I thought I'd join you ...

Sulu: But then it wouldn't be a three-some.

Kirk: He's right. Sorry, but it’s simple mathematics.

Mistral · September 11 2012, 07:23 PM

Mr. Laser Beam wrote:

Scotty: "Who ta hell would build a button that says 'Do nah press' on it? Whoops, I guess that was me. I gotta stop drinkin' before me shifts..."

Mistral · September 11 2012, 07:25 PM

BoredShipCapt'n wrote:

Rand: "What the hell?"

Sulu: "I could have sworn Chekov killed that space roach six caption contests ago."

Mr. Laser Beam · September 11 2012, 09:42 PM

Rand: Why is there a watermelon there?
Sulu: ...I'll tell you later.

Isis · September 12 2012, 12:51 PM

Rand: "Why is Kevin Riley on the floor like that?"

Spock (OS): "I chided Mr. Riley for overdoing the Saurian Brandy. He said he'd wipe the floor with me. I thought it would be logical to be proactive and do so with him first."

Jonas Grumby · September 12 2012, 06:54 PM

Rand: "It's Lieutenant Farrell! Thrashing around on the deck and babbling incoherently!"
Sulu: "He's probably been looking at Medusan porn again!"

Tan Ru · September 13 2012, 08:13 PM

Sulu: You see? This is the type of thing that happens when you don't have toilets on a starship...

T'Girl · September 13 2012, 09:06 PM

Sulu: "Why is Kevin Riley on the floor like that?"

Rand: "He's trying to look up my skirt."

Sulu: "Why would anyone want to look up a woman's skirt?"

Rand: "Sulu, we need to have us a long talk."

Scotty: "See, the button is labeled 'reset'."

Russian Ambassador (os): "It actually says 'overcharge'."

(political humor)

Nerys Myk · September 13 2012, 09:17 PM

RAND: But why would the corridor just end here?

grabthars hammer · September 13 2012, 09:41 PM

Sulu: Oh my, my Papillon has pooted again! Take care of it, Yeoman.
Rand: Is your name Kirk?

Scotty: Blasted red ring of death!!! Lousy engineers! They promised the XBox 46080 would be different!!!

Bones: Captain, I must do a complete body scan on her! Should take about six hours.
Sulu: I really don't see what the point is, can't we go back to that civilization based on the Greeks again?
Kirk: You two beam back up, I'll take care of things down here.

"The logical course of action would be to pull my finger."

September 10 2012, 01:16 AM	#16
BoredShipCapt'n Fleet Captain Location: in the Ceti eel tank taking suggestions	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Kirk: "What's a lovely girl like you doing in a crappy episode like this?" Losira: "I know, I know, but Time Tunnel got cancelled!" __________________ . "I ain't got my pants, Vic. I want my pants!" - Kalo

September 10 2012, 01:53 AM	#17
BoredShipCapt'n Fleet Captain Location: in the Ceti eel tank taking suggestions	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Shatner: "You're a very agile man, Mr. Atoz. Just how many of you are there?" Takei and Kelley (shake heads) __________________ . "I ain't got my pants, Vic. I want my pants!" - Kalo

September 10 2012, 07:25 AM	#18
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Losira: "I must touch you James Kirk ... but what are you doing back there?" Kirk: "Well, there's a slight upward slope back here." Losira: "The height thing?" Kirk: "Yeah." Losira: "I got the opposite thing, I said put me in flats.' Kirk: "But they wouldn't, would they." Losira: "They said everyone has to be in heels. I'm a freaking bean pole." Kirk: "You look fine dear." Losira: "I like to slow dance barefoot though." Kirk: "Really?" Losira (reaches for Kirk's hand): "Here, let me show you." Kirk (extends his hand): "Okay." Sulu (whispering to McCoy): "Oh, she's good." Last edited by T'Girl; September 10 2012 at 08:04 AM.

September 10 2012, 08:52 AM	#19
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? MCCOY: According to sensor readings, Captain, they are us! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

September 10 2012, 12:09 PM	#20
Isis Commodore	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Losira: "Don't argue with me, Kirk." Kirk: "But Losira, you're acting too impulsively." Losira: "No, things are cut and dry. I didn't say 'Simon says' and you're out."

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September 11 2012, 07:48 AM	#21
UFO Captain	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Rand: What is that thing? Sulu: I don't know, but it goes 'zip' when it moves and 'bop' when it stops, and it 'whirrrs' when it stands still … Scotty: I think that I shall never see, a switch as beautiful as thee! Bones: You mean it’s as cute as a button? Losira: When I over-heard you guys talking about how you have always wanted a three-some, I thought I'd join you ... Sulu: But then it wouldn't be a three-some. Kirk: He's right. Sorry, but it’s simple mathematics.

September 11 2012, 09:42 PM	#24
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Rand: Why is there a watermelon there? Sulu: ...I'll tell you later. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

September 12 2012, 12:51 PM	#25
Isis Commodore	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Rand: "Why is Kevin Riley on the floor like that?" Spock (OS): "I chided Mr. Riley for overdoing the Saurian Brandy. He said he'd wipe the floor with me. I thought it would be logical to be proactive and do so with him first."

September 12 2012, 06:54 PM	#26
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Rand: "It's Lieutenant Farrell! Thrashing around on the deck and babbling incoherently!" Sulu: "He's probably been looking at Medusan porn again!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

September 13 2012, 08:13 PM	#27
Tan Ru Captain Location: Michigan; under the bridge...	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? *Sulu: You see? This* is the type of thing that happens when you don't have toilets on a starship... __________________ The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their own money. -– Alexis de Tocqueville**

September 13 2012, 09:17 PM	#29
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? RAND: But why would the corridor just end here? __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

September 13 2012, 09:41 PM	#30
grabthars hammer Captain Location: New Jersey	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Sulu: Oh my, my Papillon has pooted again! Take care of it, Yeoman. Rand: Is your name Kirk? Scotty: Blasted red ring of death!!! Lousy engineers! They promised the XBox 46080 would be different!!! Bones: Captain, I must do a complete body scan on her! Should take about six hours. Sulu: I really don't see what the point is, can't we go back to that civilization based on the Greeks again? Kirk: You two beam back up, I'll take care of things down here. "The logical course of action would be to pull my finger."