TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT??

MANT! · September 8 2012, 01:56 AM

First..the..(Drum Roll)

Winners!

Nerys Myk wrote:

KIRK: Dammit woman, what did you say to him?

YEOMAN: I said he was cute and asked him out.

NAHTMMM wrote:

"I saw her first!"

Jonas Grumby wrote:

Morg: "Your sleeves! They go all the way down to your wrists! Eureka! I've been so cold! For so long! For no reason!"

LeadHead wrote:

Spock: Captain, why are you smiling?

Kirk: These Amazonian women are supposed to be a lot of fun...

Again Schweet entries..It was hard to pick a single winner..

On to the next..

Don't hold back!

Methos · September 8 2012, 02:01 AM

Janice - "What is it?"

Sulu - "I believe it's the Captain's hair piece... either that, or we're being invaded by Tribbles again..."

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Kirk - "Ok, who stole the 'I Dream of Jeannie' costume department?"

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1001001 · September 8 2012, 02:23 AM

Rand: "I thought you said Klingons were housebroken!?!"

Sulu: "Oh my...."

Maurice · September 8 2012, 03:10 AM

DOOHAN: Press this one. Thirty seconds later, poof! Once it's activated, there's no way to stop it.
MARC DANIELS: Perfect. Except we filmed that episode five months ago.

KIRK: Miss Kitka?

VULCAN KID: Get the point?
SPOCK KID: I have two of them.
VULCAN KID 2: Put your pants back on!

Nerys Myk · September 8 2012, 04:01 AM

SCOTTY: Looks like I canna put the warp engines back together after a case of Scotch.

LOSIRA:I am for Sulu

MCCOY: Funny story about that...

KID: Look, our names aren't Tubby, Scrawny and Spots!!!!

BoredShipCapt'n · September 8 2012, 05:46 PM

Rand: "Euggh! It's plomeek puke! I've never seen anything so disgusting."

Sulu: "I have, but not in the light."

R. Star · September 8 2012, 05:59 PM

Rand: Why are you on the floor Mr Scott?
Scotty(off screen): Oh don't mind me... just ah... repairing something here... definitely not trying to look up yer miniskirt.... (Mr Sulu, herd 'er this way will ye?)

Scotty: This doesn't seem to do anything important...
Computer: Power failure detected.

McCoy: I'm a Doctor, a gynacologist actually.

Vulcan kid: Look at the half-human's.... nipples.

T'Girl · September 8 2012, 07:31 PM

Scotty: "Uhura forgot her birth control pills, best be getting these back to her."

Losira: "What is this?"

McCoy: "On Earth it's called a cock block."

Jonas Grumby · September 8 2012, 11:44 PM

Thanks for the win, MANT!

Rand: "Tech Sgt. Chen?"
Sulu: "Oh! That's not right!"

Scotty (drunkenly): "An' I won this trophy in Aberdeen for drinkin' th' most Scotch without...borgas frat, where's me goddamn trophy?!"

Losira: "I am Losira, and I am for you, James Kirk. Sira and Fred will be along shortly for McCoy and Sulu."
Sulu: "Hey!!"

"You're the only one who's embarrassed by these outfits because you have emotions!"

BoredShipCapt'n · September 8 2012, 11:59 PM

"It was your mom's stupid idea that we should all wear seatbelts to go swimming!"

BoredShipCapt'n · September 9 2012, 12:04 AM

Adult Spock: (looking at fourth kid) "I never knew Bob Geldof was a Vulcan."

Mr. Laser Beam · September 9 2012, 02:23 PM

Scotty: Borgas frat, Siri, all I asked ye was where Yeoman Smith's quarters were!

Siri: Trust me, Mr. Scott, she's just not that into you. "Where no man has gone before", indeed.

BoredShipCapt'n · September 9 2012, 03:34 PM

"Three days and no responses. Guess I'll have to use the detonator after all. Bye bye ship. No one reads my flippin' blog..."

Bob Karo · September 9 2012, 10:40 PM

Scotty always seemed to have more "extra parts" left over during the weekend shifts.

Isis · September 10 2012, 12:41 AM

Scotty: "Borgas frat--this hand buzzer's so big, I canna hide it from anyone. A whoopie cushion woulda been a much better idea for me next prank."

September 8 2012, 02:01 AM	#2
Methos First Officer: USS Aventine Location: Hiding under Gaila's bed...	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Janice - "What is it?" Sulu - "I believe it's the Captain's hair piece... either that, or we're being invaded by Tribbles again..." --------------- Kirk - "Ok, who stole the 'I Dream of Jeannie' costume department?" M __________________ In Russia, a 122 year old man has passed away, he credited his long life to abtaining from alcohol, tobacco and women. His last words were "I've made a huge mistake."

September 8 2012, 02:23 AM	#3
1001001 Putting the F-U Back in FUN! Location: People's Gaypublic of Drugafornia	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Rand: "I thought you said Klingons were housebroken!?!" Sulu: "Oh my...." __________________ “There is a cult of ignorance in the United States...The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge'.” - Isaac Asimov

September 8 2012, 03:10 AM	#4
Maurice Rear Admiral Location: Maurice in San Francisco	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? DOOHAN: Press this one. Thirty seconds later, poof! Once it's activated, there's no way to stop it. MARC DANIELS: Perfect. Except we filmed that episode five months ago. KIRK: Miss Kitka? VULCAN KID: Get the point? SPOCK KID: I have two of them. VULCAN KID 2: Put your pants back on! __________________ * * * "Star Trek…at times sparkled with true ingenuity, and pure science fiction approaches, and at other times was more carnival like, and very much more the creature of television than the creature of a legitimate literary form." —Rod Serling, 1970"

September 8 2012, 04:01 AM	#5
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? SCOTTY: Looks like I canna put the warp engines back together after a case of Scotch. LOSIRA:I am for Sulu MCCOY: Funny story about that... KID: Look, our names aren't Tubby, Scrawny and Spots!!!! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

September 8 2012, 05:46 PM	#6
BoredShipCapt'n Fleet Captain Location: in the Ceti eel tank taking suggestions	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Rand: "Euggh! It's plomeek puke! I've never seen anything so disgusting." Sulu: "I have, but not in the light." __________________ . "I ain't got my pants, Vic. I want my pants!" - Kalo

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September 8 2012, 05:59 PM	#7
R. Star Commodore Location: Terra 3	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Rand: Why are you on the floor Mr Scott? Scotty(off screen): Oh don't mind me... just ah... repairing something here... definitely not trying to look up yer miniskirt.... (Mr Sulu, herd 'er this way will ye?) Scotty: This doesn't seem to do anything important... Computer: Power failure detected. McCoy: I'm a Doctor, a gynacologist actually. Vulcan kid: Look at the half-human's.... nipples. __________________ "I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams

September 8 2012, 07:31 PM	#8
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Scotty: "Uhura forgot her birth control pills, best be getting these back to her." Losira: "What is this?" McCoy: "On Earth it's called a cock block."

September 8 2012, 11:44 PM	#9
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Thanks for the win, MANT! Rand: "Tech Sgt. Chen?" Sulu: "Oh! That's not right!" Scotty (drunkenly): "An' I won this trophy in Aberdeen for drinkin' th' most Scotch without...borgas frat, where's me goddamn trophy?!" Losira: "I am Losira, and I am for you, James Kirk. Sira and Fred will be along shortly for McCoy and Sulu." Sulu: "Hey!!" "You're the only one who's embarrassed by these outfits because you have emotions!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer Last edited by Jonas Grumby; September 9 2012 at 10:53 PM.

September 8 2012, 11:59 PM	#10
BoredShipCapt'n Fleet Captain Location: in the Ceti eel tank taking suggestions	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? "It was your mom's stupid idea that we should all wear seatbelts to go swimming!" __________________ . "I ain't got my pants, Vic. I want my pants!" - Kalo

September 9 2012, 12:04 AM	#11
BoredShipCapt'n Fleet Captain Location: in the Ceti eel tank taking suggestions	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Adult Spock: (looking at fourth kid) "I never knew Bob Geldof was a Vulcan." __________________ . "I ain't got my pants, Vic. I want my pants!" - Kalo

September 9 2012, 02:23 PM	#12
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Scotty: Borgas frat, Siri, all I asked ye was where Yeoman Smith's quarters were! Siri: Trust me, Mr. Scott, she's just not that into you. "Where no man has gone before", indeed. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

September 9 2012, 03:34 PM	#13
BoredShipCapt'n Fleet Captain Location: in the Ceti eel tank taking suggestions	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? "Three days and no responses. Guess I'll have to use the detonator after all. Bye bye ship. No one reads my flippin' blog..." __________________ . "I ain't got my pants, Vic. I want my pants!" - Kalo

September 9 2012, 10:40 PM	#14
Bob Karo Captain Location: South Louisiana	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Scotty always seemed to have more "extra parts" left over during the weekend shifts.

September 10 2012, 12:41 AM	#15
Isis Commodore	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT?? Scotty: "Borgas frat--this hand buzzer's so big, I canna hide it from anyone. A whoopie cushion woulda been a much better idea for me next prank."