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Old September 8 2012, 01:56 AM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT??

First..the..(Drum Roll)



Winners!

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KIRK: Dammit woman, what did you say to him?

YEOMAN: I said he was cute and asked him out.
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"I saw her first!"
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Morg: "Your sleeves! They go all the way down to your wrists! Eureka! I've been so cold! For so long! For no reason!"
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Spock: Captain, why are you smiling?

Kirk: These Amazonian women are supposed to be a lot of fun...
Again Schweet entries..It was hard to pick a single winner..

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Old September 8 2012, 02:01 AM   #2
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Janice - "What is it?"

Sulu - "I believe it's the Captain's hair piece... either that, or we're being invaded by Tribbles again..."

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Kirk - "Ok, who stole the 'I Dream of Jeannie' costume department?"

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Old September 8 2012, 02:23 AM   #3
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Rand: "I thought you said Klingons were housebroken!?!"

Sulu: "Oh my...."
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Old September 8 2012, 03:10 AM   #4
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DOOHAN: Press this one. Thirty seconds later, poof! Once it's activated, there's no way to stop it.
MARC DANIELS: Perfect. Except we filmed that episode five months ago.




KIRK: Miss Kitka?




VULCAN KID: Get the point?
SPOCK KID: I have two of them.
VULCAN KID 2: Put your pants back on!
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Old September 8 2012, 04:01 AM   #5
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SCOTTY: Looks like I canna put the warp engines back together after a case of Scotch.



LOSIRA:I am for Sulu

MCCOY: Funny story about that...



KID: Look, our names aren't Tubby, Scrawny and Spots!!!!
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Old September 8 2012, 05:46 PM   #6
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Rand: "Euggh! It's plomeek puke! I've never seen anything so disgusting."

Sulu: "I have, but not in the light."
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Old September 8 2012, 05:59 PM   #7
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Rand: Why are you on the floor Mr Scott?
Scotty(off screen): Oh don't mind me... just ah... repairing something here... definitely not trying to look up yer miniskirt.... (Mr Sulu, herd 'er this way will ye?)



Scotty: This doesn't seem to do anything important...
Computer: Power failure detected.



McCoy: I'm a Doctor, a gynacologist actually.



Vulcan kid: Look at the half-human's.... nipples.
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Old September 8 2012, 07:31 PM   #8
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Scotty: "Uhura forgot her birth control pills, best be getting these back to her."



Losira: "What is this?"

McCoy: "On Earth it's called a cock block."

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Old September 8 2012, 11:44 PM   #9
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Thanks for the win, MANT!



Rand: "Tech Sgt. Chen?"
Sulu: "Oh! That's not right!"




Scotty (drunkenly): "An' I won this trophy in Aberdeen for drinkin' th' most Scotch without...borgas frat, where's me goddamn trophy?!"




Losira: "I am Losira, and I am for you, James Kirk. Sira and Fred will be along shortly for McCoy and Sulu."
Sulu: "Hey!!"




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Old September 8 2012, 11:59 PM   #10
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"It was your mom's stupid idea that we should all wear seatbelts to go swimming!"
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Old September 9 2012, 12:04 AM   #11
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Adult Spock: (looking at fourth kid) "I never knew Bob Geldof was a Vulcan."
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Old September 9 2012, 02:23 PM   #12
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Scotty: Borgas frat, Siri, all I asked ye was where Yeoman Smith's quarters were!

Siri: Trust me, Mr. Scott, she's just not that into you. "Where no man has gone before", indeed.
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Old September 9 2012, 03:34 PM   #13
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"Three days and no responses. Guess I'll have to use the detonator after all. Bye bye ship. No one reads my flippin' blog..."
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Old September 9 2012, 10:40 PM   #14
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Scotty always seemed to have more "extra parts" left over during the weekend shifts.
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Old September 10 2012, 12:41 AM   #15
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Scotty: "Borgas frat--this hand buzzer's so big, I canna hide it from anyone. A whoopie cushion woulda been a much better idea for me next prank."
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