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Old September 4 2012, 10:34 PM   #1
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VOY Caption This 86; Delta Flyer Blues...

Hope you enjoyed the last caption contest, in this one we take a break from the characters and delve into Tom's favorite ship; the Delta Flyer...

And now; the winners...



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Chakotay: Having a relationship with you would require me to display an emotion. I might even have regular lines. This just won't work.
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"So, is this the match where I take on Apollo Creed?"

"Pfft. Apollo Creed couldn't be booked. We did, however, manage to get Apollo Adama."
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Voyager fans would always remember when Chakotay went all Will Riker on Janeway.
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Chakotay: Oh man... where the hell am I and how much Romulan ale did I drink last night?
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Beltran: "Are you out of your freaking mind Rick? This will never work."

Bergman: "Look Robert, the fans have been screaming for a gay episode."

Beltran: "This isn't what they meant Rick, and why aren't you wearing any clothes?

Bergman
: "Hitchcock used to put himself in scenes. Now get your uniform off, it almost time to film the sex scene."

Beltran: "Sex scene? We need to talk about this some more."
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And now the special award:



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Chakotay:
"You seen a big lizard guy around here?" [Motions with hand] "Bout yey tall. Compound eyes. Can't miss the guy."
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Congratulations to the winners.

This week's theme is all about the Delta Flyer...











The next contest will be up in about exactly a week, give or take a day.

Have fun!
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Old September 4 2012, 10:45 PM   #2
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Kim: Tom, remember what I said about the cockpit windows being vulnerable during atmospheric descent?
Tom: Yeah?
Kim: Then what are we doing flying through the atmosphere of a class-J gas giant?
Tom: Relax Harry, this ship has one thing going for it; moxy.


Crewmen Telfer: It's like from one of those Alien movies you know! When that damned creature bursts out of your body!!!


Doctor: Seven's been secretly having orgies on this ship? Well I never...


Kim: Erm Tom... This is a starship remember?


Janeway: Crewmen Telfer you are not a hypochondriac and if you don't swear to never bother me again with this nonsence I'll crash this ship straight into that asteroid ahead of us!
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Old September 4 2012, 11:18 PM   #3
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Thanks for the win!



"Go go gadget ARM!"



Crewman Telfer was always a softie when it came time for George Kirk to ram the Kelvin into the Narada.



"Sorry, Seven, Captain's orders... no crewmember is to be in stasis until we can get this Fair Haven situation resolved."



Tom Paris' love for SeaQuest DSV became somewhat of an obsession.
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Old September 5 2012, 12:19 AM   #4
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Synchronized diving, olympic since 2000, provides us with another remarkable show: "Young Tom Paris in the Delta Flyer together with his long time colleague Chakotay in the shuttle Cochrane
have taken up on the challenge of this years galactical diving championship. They had an impressive start, taking up speed nicely, avoiding the asteroids elegantly, but - OH NO, Chakotay isn't synchronous any longer, he did an extra spiral and crashed his shuttle on a observation satellite! Such tragedy! Tom dives from an impressive distance, does
the proper amount of rotations and dives in a well aimed angle into the water! Well done, although he won't score since his partner got lost. What a shame!"
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Old September 5 2012, 12:19 AM   #5
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Kim: "I still can't believe you beamed all this replica 20th-century crap off of Voyager"

Paris: "It has great nostalgic value; I didn't want it all lost to a warp core breach"

Kim: "You could have beamed some of our friends off instead".

Paris: "Look, Harry, we're all a little upset right now".



Worm Alien: "That's it, I can't stand your theatrics anymore. I'm off".

Tal Celes: "Don't leave! You're the only one holding this family together!"



Down here all the crew is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The folks back on Earth ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But folks in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the Borg get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate

Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody hate us
Or try 'ssimilate us
Oh no siree
We what defy the regulations book
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Not even Chuckles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Now life is well lax,
We got the gelpacks
Naturally
Even the Vulcans start to play
It's dancing Tuvok all the way
You'll all be ravin'
See our Fair Haven
Under the sea

Engineering is clearing
B'Elanna dun runner,
Seven is chillin', for fun she is willing
Seska impressed her
Lon Suder, he wooed her
William Chapman, knows how to rap man
What can you say?
The Delaney Twins
Are good on the strings
Lang rockin' out
The Doctor he sings
Ayala and Golwat
Know where it's all at
Voyager, hey!

Under the sea
Under the sea
See Crewman Chell, playing the bell
It's music to me!
What do they got? A lot of orders
We got a playground wit'out no borders
Oh Captain Janeway
know how to partay
Under the sea
Watch Mr. Neelix
Jammin' a new mix
Under the sea
Why, even Harry
A tune he can carry
That's why it's better
Down where it's wetter
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea!



"Well, Mr. Neelix. It seems your declaration of a banquet in honour of the Shloovians has been rejected. The last transmission from their government concerns their abject horror at your threat of Leola Root Surprise, and their decision to activate the planetary self destruct".
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Old September 5 2012, 03:32 AM   #6
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Damn. I knew that eating granola in zero grav was a dumb idea.
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Old September 5 2012, 06:53 AM   #7
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Thanks for the win!



Kim: So why'd you put all these big gizmos and gadgets on this ship?
Paris: You know it needed them.
Seven: Overcompensation for lack of something.



Celes: Is that a space worm in... er... you or are you just... happy... to see me?




Kim: It wasn't necessary to beam up her whole body in tact and dethaw it just to get her Borg neural processor.
Doctor: I've waited over 30 years to get her on my operating table.



Kim: So you've modified this ship to fuel your juvenile fighter jockey fantasies, now it's a submarines.... what's next a Duke of Hazard Buggy in here?



Janeway: I don't have the stones for this job?! I have big stones... and if you're not careful they just might crush you!
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"She beat him to death with his own spine!"

"That doesn't seem physically possible!"
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MAN: Get it off me!!!!!!!

WOMAN: But that means I have to touch it!!!!
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HARRY: And this is an improvement, how?
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"The speediest way to get to the Naboo is through the planet core MY ASS."
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Tom: "Damn, Harry! This is the manual for the EMHs antibody mixer! Don't tell me the Doc is preparing his vaccinations now with the Delta Flyers instructions!?!"
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The Delta Flyer didn't, really.
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A new contest tomorrow...
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