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Old September 2 2012, 02:59 PM   #31
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Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!"

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KIRK: Dammit woman, what did you say to him?

YEOMAN: I said he was cute and asked him out.
KIRK: Don't you understand? Sulu only dates people with a large penis!!!

YEOMAN: But I have a large penis.

SULU (mumbling) Oh my.



KIRK: And what about the women?

GEICO CAVEMAN: Yes women, the givers of herpes and chlamydia.


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Old September 3 2012, 01:54 AM   #32
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"I saw her first!"
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Old September 3 2012, 04:07 PM   #33
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Kirk: "Isn't it a small world? Absolutely, sir...I've been nothing but a gentleman around your daughter here."
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Old September 5 2012, 12:18 PM   #34
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Kirk: "I can't imagine why this happened."

Crewperson: "Why is that, Sir?"

Kirk: "Personally, I thought...this...was...one of the most... rousing...of...my soliloquys."
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Wow, there really are Hugger Brothers everywhere.
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Old September 8 2012, 11:34 PM   #36
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Kirk: We're from Starfleet. It's so easy, a caveman could do it!

Morg: WHAT?

Chekov: I'm sorry, we didn't know...

Morg: NOT. COOL.
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