TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" - Page 2

dodge · August 28 2012, 12:46 AM

Mulberry Sellers: There's gold in them thar hills!

BoredShipCapt'n · August 28 2012, 02:05 AM

Kirk: "Well, Sulu, now that you're all fixed up in your android body, what shall we do with your old one here?"

BoredShipCapt'n · August 28 2012, 02:14 AM

Kirk: "Stay calm and don't move! ... That's the biggest damn tribble I ever saw."

BoredShipCapt'n · August 28 2012, 02:17 AM

Morg: "Uh-oh! It is time to change my loincloth."

Kirk: "Chekov, you handle this."

BoredShipCapt'n · August 28 2012, 02:26 AM

Kirk: "Well, so far the diplomatic mission to Gilligan's Planet doesn't seem to be a success."

LeadHead · August 28 2012, 02:29 AM

Kirk: Sulu, I'm sorry. You should have just let me drive.

Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?

Kirk: We come in peace!

Chekov: Until we blast you to pieces.

Kirk: Sorry, I thought they'd just make us wash dishes. How was I supposed to know the restaurant food supply comes from people who get caught doing the dine-n-dash?

Nerys Myk · August 28 2012, 02:29 AM

KIRK: Dammit Chekov, stop playing Justin Bieber music on your tricorder, it's scaring the primitive and it's a violation of the Prime Directive!

Isis · August 29 2012, 12:26 PM

Kirk: "Are you SURE the only thing that will revive him is a kiss from the handsome hero?"

Isis · August 29 2012, 12:43 PM

Chekov: "That voman said ve are not Morg, ve are not Eymorg. Then vhat are ve?"

Morg: "Where have you been for the last couple decades? On another planet or something? That lady was trying to be polite, but you two are obviously Metrosexual-Morgs."

The Laughing Vulcan · August 29 2012, 01:45 PM

Morg: "We are the Morg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. From now on, you will adapt to service us. Your tonsorial and follicle hirsuteness will be added to our own..."

Jonas Grumby · August 29 2012, 05:45 PM

Morg: "Your sleeves! They go all the way down to your wrists! Eureka! I've been so cold! For so long! For no reason!"

Jackson_Roykirk · August 29 2012, 06:31 PM

Yeoman:
"Why did he faint when he saw me, Captain?"

Kirk:
"Well, this is a 1960s TV show, and he must have assumed that being the only male Asian character, he is destined to have a romantic relationship with the only female Asian character...
...It's like that one episode of Hogan's Heroes when the pretty black woman showed up in camp. Being a 60s TV show, you knew she was only there to serve as a romantic interest for Sergeant Kinchloe."

Yeoman:
"Huh?"

Isis · August 30 2012, 12:56 AM

Spock: "Next time will you finally listen to me and do the room reservations with someone other than priceline.com?"

BoredShipCapt'n · August 30 2012, 02:41 AM

Jonas Grumby wrote:

Morg: "Your sleeves! They go all the way down to your wrists! Eureka! I've been so cold! For so long! For no reason!"

George: "Should I even tell him about coats?"

(Well, the boots are similar.)

UFO · September 2 2012, 01:51 AM

Chekov: But look, its almost identical.

Kirk: For the last time: Starfleet are not going to sue Apple for intellectual property right infringement.

Chekov: Hmmmmm, well maybe Apple will sue Starfleet?

Kirk: Shhh, don't say that too loud!!

August 28 2012, 12:46 AM	#16
dodge Lieutenant Commander	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" Mulberry Sellers: There's gold in them thar hills! __________________ Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next letter.

August 28 2012, 02:05 AM	#17
BoredShipCapt'n Fleet Captain Location: in the Ceti eel tank taking suggestions	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" Kirk: "Well, Sulu, now that you're all fixed up in your android body, what shall we do with your old one here?" __________________ . "I ain't got my pants, Vic. I want my pants!" - Kalo

August 28 2012, 02:14 AM	#18
BoredShipCapt'n Fleet Captain Location: in the Ceti eel tank taking suggestions	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" Kirk: "Stay calm and don't move! ... That's the biggest damn tribble I ever saw." __________________ . "I ain't got my pants, Vic. I want my pants!" - Kalo

August 28 2012, 02:17 AM	#19
BoredShipCapt'n Fleet Captain Location: in the Ceti eel tank taking suggestions	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" Morg: "Uh-oh! It is time to change my loincloth." Kirk: "Chekov, you handle this." __________________ . "I ain't got my pants, Vic. I want my pants!" - Kalo Last edited by BoredShipCapt'n; August 28 2012 at 02:29 AM.

August 28 2012, 02:26 AM	#20
BoredShipCapt'n Fleet Captain Location: in the Ceti eel tank taking suggestions	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" Kirk: "Well, so far the diplomatic mission to Gilligan's Planet doesn't seem to be a success." __________________ . "I ain't got my pants, Vic. I want my pants!" - Kalo

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August 28 2012, 02:29 AM	#21
LeadHead Insert Clever Title Here Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" Kirk: Sulu, I'm sorry. You should have just let me drive. Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back? Kirk: We come in peace! Chekov: Until we blast you to pieces. Kirk: Sorry, I thought they'd just make us wash dishes. How was I supposed to know the restaurant food supply comes from people who get caught doing the dine-n-dash?

August 28 2012, 02:29 AM	#22
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" KIRK: Dammit Chekov, stop playing Justin Bieber music on your tricorder, it's scaring the primitive and it's a violation of the Prime Directive! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

August 29 2012, 12:26 PM	#23
Isis Commodore	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" Kirk: "Are you SURE the only thing that will revive him is a kiss from the handsome hero?"

August 29 2012, 12:43 PM	#24
Isis Commodore	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" Chekov: "That voman said ve are not Morg, ve are not Eymorg. Then vhat are ve?" Morg: "Where have you been for the last couple decades? On another planet or something? That lady was trying to be polite, but you two are obviously Metrosexual-Morgs."

August 29 2012, 01:45 PM	#25
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" Morg: "We are the Morg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. From now on, you will adapt to service us. Your tonsorial and follicle hirsuteness will be added to our own..." __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

August 29 2012, 05:45 PM	#26
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" Morg: "Your sleeves! They go all the way down to your wrists! Eureka! I've been so cold! For so long! For no reason!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

August 29 2012, 06:31 PM	#27
Jackson_Roykirk Commodore Location: Pennsylvania, USA	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" Yeoman: "Why did he faint when he saw me, Captain?" Kirk: "Well, this is a 1960s TV show, and he must have assumed that being the only male Asian character, he is destined to have a romantic relationship with the only female Asian character... ...It's like that one episode of Hogan's Heroes when the pretty black woman showed up in camp. Being a 60s TV show, you knew she was only there to serve as a romantic interest for Sergeant Kinchloe." Yeoman: "Huh?" Last edited by Jackson_Roykirk; August 29 2012 at 09:10 PM.

August 30 2012, 12:56 AM	#28
Isis Commodore	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" Spock: "Next time will you finally listen to me and do the room reservations with someone other than priceline.com?"

September 2 2012, 01:51 AM	#30
UFO Captain	Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!" Chekov: But look, its almost identical. Kirk: For the last time: Starfleet are not going to sue Apple for intellectual property right infringement. Chekov: Hmmmmm, well maybe Apple will sue Starfleet? Kirk: Shhh, don't say that too loud!!