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Old August 28 2012, 12:46 AM   #16
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Re: TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!"



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Old August 28 2012, 02:05 AM   #17
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Kirk: "Well, Sulu, now that you're all fixed up in your android body, what shall we do with your old one here?"
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Old August 28 2012, 02:14 AM   #18
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Kirk: "Stay calm and don't move! ... That's the biggest damn tribble I ever saw."
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Old August 28 2012, 02:17 AM   #19
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Morg: "Uh-oh! It is time to change my loincloth."

Kirk: "Chekov, you handle this."

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Old August 28 2012, 02:26 AM   #20
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Kirk: "Well, so far the diplomatic mission to Gilligan's Planet doesn't seem to be a success."
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Old August 28 2012, 02:29 AM   #21
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Kirk: Sulu, I'm sorry. You should have just let me drive.



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Kirk: We come in peace!

Chekov: Until we blast you to pieces.



Kirk: Sorry, I thought they'd just make us wash dishes. How was I supposed to know the restaurant food supply comes from people who get caught doing the dine-n-dash?
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Old August 28 2012, 02:29 AM   #22
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KIRK: Dammit Chekov, stop playing Justin Bieber music on your tricorder, it's scaring the primitive and it's a violation of the Prime Directive!
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Old August 29 2012, 12:26 PM   #23
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Kirk: "Are you SURE the only thing that will revive him is a kiss from the handsome hero?"
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Old August 29 2012, 12:43 PM   #24
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Chekov: "That voman said ve are not Morg, ve are not Eymorg. Then vhat are ve?"

Morg: "Where have you been for the last couple decades? On another planet or something? That lady was trying to be polite, but you two are obviously Metrosexual-Morgs."
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Old August 29 2012, 01:45 PM   #25
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Morg: "We are the Morg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. From now on, you will adapt to service us. Your tonsorial and follicle hirsuteness will be added to our own..."
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Old August 29 2012, 05:45 PM   #26
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Morg: "Your sleeves! They go all the way down to your wrists! Eureka! I've been so cold! For so long! For no reason!"
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Old August 29 2012, 06:31 PM   #27
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Yeoman:
"Why did he faint when he saw me, Captain?"

Kirk:

"Well, this is a 1960s TV show, and he must have assumed that being the only male Asian character, he is destined to have a romantic relationship with the only female Asian character...
...It's like that one episode of Hogan's Heroes when the pretty black woman showed up in camp. Being a 60s TV show, you knew she was only there to serve as a romantic interest for Sergeant Kinchloe."

Yeoman:
"Huh?"

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Old August 30 2012, 12:56 AM   #28
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Spock: "Next time will you finally listen to me and do the room reservations with someone other than priceline.com?"
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Old August 30 2012, 02:41 AM   #29
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Morg: "Your sleeves! They go all the way down to your wrists! Eureka! I've been so cold! For so long! For no reason!"
George: "Should I even tell him about coats?"



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Old September 2 2012, 01:51 AM   #30
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Chekov: But look, its almost identical.

Kirk: For the last time: Starfleet are not going to sue Apple for intellectual property right infringement.

Chekov: Hmmmmm, well maybe Apple will sue Starfleet?

Kirk: Shhh, don't say that too loud!!
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