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Old August 27 2012, 08:59 PM   #1
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VOY Caption This 85; Hakuchi Moya, we are here to caption Chakotay...

So I decided to briefly go back into doing some more character caption contests and finish off the characters I left behind. Starting with Chakotay...

And now; the winners...



The Janeway-in-a-bikini award goes to:

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"Permission to speak freely, Captain? I think you'd look damn fine in this beagle-skin bikini."
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The truth about Harry Kim;

Velocity wrote: View Post

You really fit in here, Harry. You're just like one of the girls!
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Bravery knows no bounds...

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Janeway: "The Borg Queen and thousands of drone are right over that hill."

BeLanna: "And I'm sure the Queen will be simply terrified of the Captain's rock."
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Next up, the small comforts award goes to:

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Doctor: Look on the bright side, you'll be gone long before the surprise party Neelix planned for you.
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The abuse-of-position award goes to;

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EMH: Yes Nurse, it's customary for all medical practitioners to test their massage abilities on their staff.
And now the special award:



Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


EMH: At least it's not Lupus.
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And a special mention to some double-captioning;

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The Laughing Vulcan wrote: View Post


Kim: thinking "I think it might actually happen. I might get laid this time."
Girl with tray: "So, are you a lesbian too?"
Kim:...

YES!

Why, yes. Yes I am.
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Congratulations to the winners.

Today's theme is obviously about Chakotay, so here are some pictures pertaining to the tattooed wonder:











Next contest will be up in about exactly a week, give or take an hour. For now;

ENJOY!
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Old August 27 2012, 09:09 PM   #2
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Seska: Don't worry dear, nothing will get between us... Not even betrayal...
Chakotay: Huh?
Seska: Nothing dear...


Boothby: And when you knock him out say at the end; Boothby baby! It's got a ring to it...


Chakotay: Come on Kate, we haven't had a bath for a hundred days, the ship is in tatters and morale is in the gutter. The least you could do is be more appreciative of my gift...


Kazon youth: So Starfleet, where are your survival skills now?


Chakotay: Am I even getting through to you?
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Old August 27 2012, 09:13 PM   #3
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Re: VOY Caption This 85; Hakuchi Moya, we are here to caption Chakotay



Seska: I could just pour hot kanar all over you and...

Chakotay: What did you say?

Seska:... Oh, I said I could just pour hot chocolate all over you and lick....





Voyager fans would always remember when Chakotay went all Will Riker on Janeway.
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Old August 27 2012, 09:25 PM   #4
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Worst. Slide into home plate. Ever.
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Old August 28 2012, 01:00 AM   #5
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Chakotay: Wait... which side of my face is the tattoo on again?
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Old August 28 2012, 01:23 AM   #6
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SESKA: I like spooning.

CHAKOTAY(thinking): Why did a chill run up my spine when I heard the word "spoon"?



BOOTHBY: You're a bum, Chak. You're a bum.

CHAKOTAY: I ain't no bum, Boothby. I ain't no bum.



CHAKOTAY: What do you mean, there are parts left over?????



KAZON: We're saved! There's film crew right over there!!!!



CHAKOTAY: My head's fine the size it is, thank you.
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Old August 28 2012, 01:43 AM   #7
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Seska:
"Have you ever thought about having children, Chakotay, my sweetums? In a tube? With science?"



Chakotay:
"Careful now. It's like looking down the barrel of a loaded gun."



Chakotay:
"Boy, those Krenim really clocked us, eh Captain?


I'll be going now."



Chakotay:
"You seen a big lizard guy around here?" [Motions with hand] "Bout yey tall. Compound eyes. Can't miss the guy."



Cliche Native American:
"Chakotay, your new orders are to tell parables and give everyone a spirit guide."

[Chakotay salutes]

Chakotay:
"Aye aye, sir."
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Old August 28 2012, 02:12 AM   #8
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Thanks for the win!



Chakotay: I really like it when you cross over to the dark side.

Seska: (thinking) You ain't seen nothing yet.



Chakotay: What do you mean "You don't accept gifts from people who don't know how don't know how to shave?"




Kar: Where are we?

Chakotay: I dunno, these look like the Vasquez Rocks, so we could be anywhere in the galaxy.
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Old August 28 2012, 02:15 AM   #9
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Chakotay: Kathryn, is this what you meant when you asked me to be your beard?
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Old August 28 2012, 10:44 PM   #10
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"For the last time, I don't want you to dress as a Cardassian cheerleader. I do NOT have a Cardassian fetish. Why do you keep bringing this up, anyway?"
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Old August 29 2012, 12:50 AM   #11
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CHAKOTAY: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
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Old August 29 2012, 01:02 AM   #12
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"So, is this the match where I take on Apollo Creed?"

"Pfft. Apollo Creed couldn't be booked. We did, however, manage to get Apollo Adama."



"These Krenim really came out of nowhere, didn't they, Captain? If only we'd had some sort of advance warning... maybe if we'd found out about them last year we could have been better equipped to deal with them."
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Old August 30 2012, 07:08 AM   #13
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Chakotay: Having a relationship with you would require me to display an emotion. I might even have regular lines. This just won't work.



Chakotay: I can take you old man!



Chakotay: If I grow a Riker beard, I might get noticed and get more lines!



Kazon: Give me a break, I'm more Indian than you.



Chakotay: I'm just an extra, please don't kill me!
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Chakotay: Tell me, Seska, what does my future hold?

Seska: You will fade into the background, up to a point where you shall become the resounding 'plank of the century'.



Chakotay: Tell me, Kathryn, how much time do I have before the writers turn me into an obedient plank again?

Janeway: About twenty minutes.

Chakotay: Guess I'd better do something heroic then.

Janeway: Not on MY ship, Mister!



Kazon: If you weren't such a plank, we would be off this rock by now!



Chakotay: No, it's Cha-ko-tay, not Pl-an-kay.
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Old August 30 2012, 06:18 PM   #15
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Kazon:
On this planet, they are known as "Vazkez Rox".
They are almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Vasquez Rocks.
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