VOY Caption This 84; Feminine Wiles... - Page 2

Deranged Nasat · August 24 2012, 09:02 PM

"Muscles" Chakotay brings Honcho Janeway the head of the Furrvian ambassador. The ambassador was warned that Janeway's overture was an offer he couldn't refuse.

Harry: "Why yes, I am well versed in playing with my clarinet. Why do you ask?"

Janeway: "Stop complaining. The Captain always stands alone, even in the three-legged race. There's always a chance that one of you not tied to Neelix might still win!"

Bob Karo · August 24 2012, 10:05 PM

The Laughing Vulcan wrote:

Kim: thinking "I think it might actually happen. I might get laid this time."
Girl with tray: "So, are you a lesbian too?"

Kim:...

YES!

Why, yes. Yes I am.

Mistral · August 24 2012, 10:14 PM

Finn wrote:

Kim: "You know, you girls are the only women to pay any attention to me in seven years?"

Jonas Grumby · August 24 2012, 11:51 PM

Hooker #1: "No problem, Sugar! As long as that Federation VISA card scan comes back 'Valid,' we'll call you 'Lieutenant' for as long as you want!"

Nerys Myk · August 25 2012, 01:32 AM

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JANEWAY: Says here, not to feed them after midnight.

CHAKOTAY: Uh, what time is it?

JAMEWAY: Oh and watch out for rattlesnakes.

T'Girl · August 26 2012, 06:13 AM

Janeway: "It would take some kind of miracle to get us out of this one."

Chakotay: "I brought my medicine bundle, if you think that would help."

Janeway: "The Borg Queen and thousands of drone are right over that hill."

BeLanna: "And I'm sure the Queen will be simply terrified of the Captain rock."

Ln X · August 27 2012, 08:25 PM

New caption contest in about an hour or so's time...

August 24 2012, 09:02 PM	#16
Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Location: Warped off into the sunset. With fond memories of most of you, and not a little sorrow at leaving.	Re: VOY Caption This 84; Feminine Wiles... "Muscles" Chakotay brings Honcho Janeway the head of the Furrvian ambassador. The ambassador was warned that Janeway's overture was an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry: "Why yes, I am well versed in playing with my clarinet. Why do you ask?" Janeway: "Stop complaining. The Captain always stands alone, even in the three-legged race. There's always a chance that one of you not tied to Neelix might still win!" __________________ We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away.

August 24 2012, 11:51 PM	#19
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: VOY Caption This 84; Feminine Wiles... Hooker #1: "No problem, Sugar! As long as that Federation VISA card scan comes back 'Valid,' we'll call you 'Lieutenant' for as long as you want!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

August 25 2012, 01:32 AM	#20
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: VOY Caption This 84; Feminine Wiles... [/B] JANEWAY: Says here, not to feed them after midnight. CHAKOTAY: Uh, what time is it? JAMEWAY: Oh and watch out for rattlesnakes. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

August 26 2012, 06:13 AM	#21
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: VOY Caption This 84; Feminine Wiles... Janeway: "It would take some kind of miracle to get us out of this one." Chakotay: "I brought my medicine bundle, if you think that would help." Janeway: "The Borg Queen and thousands of drone are right over that hill." BeLanna: "And I'm sure the Queen will be simply terrified of the Captain rock."

August 27 2012, 08:25 PM	#22
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: VOY Caption This 84; Feminine Wiles... New caption contest in about an hour or so's time... __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*

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