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Old August 23 2012, 04:55 AM   #61
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

You just put a picture of kes licking Neelix's ear into my mind.

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks.
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Old August 23 2012, 04:56 AM   #62
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

Maybe those aren't cheeks up where... cheeks are. Remember this line...

"Not all species keep their genitals in the same place."

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Old August 23 2012, 05:04 AM   #63
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

What is it about Neelix that always inspires such squeamish speculations.
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Old August 23 2012, 05:54 AM   #64
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

Speaking of Phlox's feet... If his feet can inflate like his face inflates (like a blowfish. Season 3 dude.) doesn't that suggest that if he can't walk on water, then he can probably at the very least run on water?
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Old August 23 2012, 06:38 AM   #65
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Re: Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

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What is it about Neelix that always inspires such squeamish speculations.
He does it to himself! Between getting of on whisker tugging and his apparent foot fetish..
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Old August 23 2012, 06:57 AM   #66
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Speaking of Phlox's feet... If his feet can inflate like his face inflates (like a blowfish. Season 3 dude.) doesn't that suggest that if he can't walk on water, then he can probably at the very least run on water?
shhh! It's actually his whole body that can inflate.
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Old August 23 2012, 07:37 AM   #67
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I saw him explode into unraveled chunks of bloody steaks and chops on true blood the other night.
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Old August 25 2012, 01:36 AM   #68
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Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert? He doesn't seem very good at it:

http://blip.tv/sf-debris-opinionated...part-2-6307779
I think it depends on how you define "survival expert".
If you see someone whos spent most of their life as homeless but still alive, then Neelix is a survival expert. If you define it as what you see of the Discovery Channel of folks hiking thru the amazon, then Neelix isn't a survival expert.
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Old August 25 2012, 02:18 AM   #69
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Do you feel safe wondering if the shivering homeless people you see during the day are brandishing "home" made bow and arrow sets after dark hunting cats and dogs to BBQ?

Sooner or later they're going to fuck up and eat the evidence, and just perhaps, you or someone you know might just be that evidence.
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Are you saying Neelix is dangerous?
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Old August 25 2012, 03:51 AM   #71
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Just that once I was talking about real life and not made up shit about space ships.
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