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Old August 23 2012, 01:48 AM   #16
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Sisko: Mr. Worf, shut off that Borg light before I punch you.


Worf: Captain, I regret to inform you that the Defiant replicator firmware update has turned raktijino into Twizzlers.


Worf cursed Jadzia for putting Picard's recording of him singing Gilbert and Sullivan as the starting track of his opera play list.


Worf: Thirty reports to fill out today and all of ones you could cover... I hate you guys.


Martok: A toast to TNG Remastered! May it slay other Blu-Rays and lead to our show getting remastered!
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Old August 25 2012, 01:04 AM   #17
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Thanks for the win.



Sisko: "Gentlemen, the situation is dire. Despite our best efforts to promote the sombre agenda, joy continues to be a driving force on Deep Space Nine. We must double our efforts. Odo, crack down on the Ferengi Episodes, see if you can't make them uncomfortable enough that they just won't work anymore. Mr. Worf, your mission to drain Dax of all enthusiasm through the marriage must step up a phase. As for myself, my annual Torture O'Brien Scheme is, as of now, an annual Torture O'Brien and Bashir and Possibly Kira Scheme".



That most pernacious and alarming of Cardassian neuroses; the feeling that you aren't being watched.



"No! Not again! We're not having a Scottish Plasma Ghost seducing a main character on this show! (muttering): I knew that Shakaar fellow looked familiar..."



Worf: "On Qo'noS, the man who first proposed the safety rail is reviled as one of the Five Dishonoured Cowards of the modern era. I will not obey the Bajoran Health and Safety Act".



Martok: "And then the human shays to the other human..."we're humans! We don't have a spine! Ha ha ha ha ha ha *hic*

Worf (thinking): Please don't be offended...please don't be offended....please don't be offended....
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Old August 25 2012, 03:36 PM   #18
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Sisko (to self): "This new guy is gonna be trouble. I shave my head and he comes onto the station with a braid."
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Old August 28 2012, 11:48 AM   #19
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Sisko: Mr Worf I only have one rule for you on this station; make sure your Klingon-ness stays at the airlock, that way there should be no problems.


Worf: Would you stop pelvically thrusting at that console?
Garak: Sorry... Being in exile can mean you're short on woman and... pleasure.
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Old August 29 2012, 09:58 PM   #20
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Garak:

Mr. Worf, I know you are making that Herman Munster face at me. I suggest you cease that behavior at once.
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Old August 29 2012, 10:20 PM   #21
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Garak: Mr. Worf, the Federation Highway Patrol is pulling us over...

Worf: Remain calm, Mr. Garak. And hide the stash.
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Old August 31 2012, 12:52 PM   #22
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The Sisko imposter was quickly spotted when he tried to drink blood wine from a sippy cup.
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Old September 1 2012, 05:13 AM   #23
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Garak: That was a great trip to the spa! Where's Jadzia?
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Old September 2 2012, 02:34 AM   #24
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Garak: "I can't find the antimatter inducer."
Worf: "Move your hand up and to the right."
Garak: "Here?"
Worf: "It would be easier if you would simply look down."
Garak: "Starfleet flies these things without looking down."
Worf: "Merde."
Garak: "What's that?"
Worf: "Something Captain Picard would say on occasion."
Garak: "What does it mean? my translator didn't convert it."
Worf: "Neither does mine, Computer what does the word "merde" mean?"
Computer: "French food."
Garak: "Is that a accurate translation?"
Computer: "Have you ever eaten French food?"

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Old September 2 2012, 03:34 PM   #25
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Want to let this one get some more entries before judging it. Worf is my favorite character after all.
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Old September 2 2012, 03:51 PM   #26
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WORF: I'm Leadhead's favorite.

GARAK: Don't let it go to your head.
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Old September 2 2012, 08:19 PM   #27
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Worf: I may sneeze.

Garak: Right. I don't suppose that is something the Klingons do "small".

Worf: Don't expect i--i...it...

(Black-out)
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Old September 4 2012, 12:43 PM   #28
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The crew wanted to give tours of the station for a little extra pocket money, but if the dry run was any clue, Worf had a bit of a learning curve ahead of him.
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Old September 4 2012, 02:49 PM   #29
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Sisko: Romantic affiliations will not be tolerated, just a hint you know if you ever want to be captain...


Garak: I heard a rumour that you once dated a Klingon/Romulan hybrid, is this true? Are Klingons really not so racist after all?


The Million-Dollar bionic Klingon... With extra forehead ridges!


Everyone gave Worf a wide berth, even in the turbolifts? Why? No one knows but people keep their distance from the big brooding guy...


Martok: What is this admiral? Been secretly trickling blood wine down on the floor so as to not drink it?
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Old September 4 2012, 02:51 PM   #30
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Sisko: Tell Mr LeadHead that I will caption you twice, but three times is to many. Tell him that I demand a new caption contest from the orders of a Starfleet captain, the Emissary, master chef or whatever title you feel necessary to convince him to get over this obsession of you!
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