VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...

[BirdInJetstream]

Paris: (Her targ is humping my leg again!)
Torres: (This is so embarrasing...)


Kim: "You want me to configure your holomatrix to make you look like Janeway, so you can fool the crew?"



Gelpack1: "OMG... They really exist!"
Gelpack 2: "I told you so!"
Gelpack 3: "I am scared."




Here we see Janeways 47th attempt to catch the jelly baby which Tuvok is tossing.

[Nerys Myk]

The gel packs were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan.

[T'Girl]

BirdInJetstream wrote:

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Kim: "You want me to configure your holomatrix to make you look ...

Kim: ... act and think like James T. Kirk. So that you can get us all back to the Federation by the end of this episode?

What a great idea, should have thought of this sooner.

[JanewayRulz!]

B'Elanna: What do you mean when you say you forgot to get your contraceptive shot last quarter?



Harry: Here's a computer algorhythm I designed to track down all the women Tom has been with in the last 3 months, complete with frequency of encounters and likelihood of successfull fertilization based on Human/Alien DNA.




Chakotay: I don't know... I think I like the old fashioned way, you know, where the child grows inside the Mother.

B'Elanna: Sure you do, you're a guy... but I don't see Tom volunteering to go through 9 months of morning sickness, back aches and fluid retention, do you?



Janeway: You forgot WHAT last quarter?!!?!!?



Kes: Do you think its safe enough to go back on board yet?

Harry: I don't think so... I think I can still hear Janeway scream all the way down here!

B'Elanna: Sigh. I'm really gonna miss Tom. Harry, ever want to be a surrogate Father?

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES: Relax, Harry. I said, "Kes, we may not make it out." not "Kes, do you wanna make out?"

[Ln X]

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