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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old August 13 2012, 06:47 AM   #16
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Somethin



Worf: I left a glorious war for this crap? I swear this is the last time I'm coming back to the Enterprise!



Picard: Have you found it yet?
Data: No sir, a highly localized field of suckage is blocking my scans.




Data: It appears this envrioment is firming up more than just your boobs.
Troi: Stop staring at our asses Data!
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Old August 13 2012, 08:31 PM   #17
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Worf: So, you and Doctor Crusher still "Just good friends".

Picard: Yeah, I looked at you and thought "Who wants a dead wife" and decided to let it be.

Worf: You bitch.



Data: It's strange Sir, it seems the audience actually wants horrible things to happen to the aliens entirely made up of smug white upper class people.



Troi: I think I just became a virgin again.
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Old August 14 2012, 06:51 AM   #18
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Red Lights on! Camera tilted! Faces grimacing! Let's Make A Movie!!



Picard: You got us into this damn mess! You're damn well going to get us out of it!
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Old August 14 2012, 07:04 AM   #19
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PICARD: What do you mean there's no "What Would James Kirk Do" app!???
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Old August 14 2012, 11:55 AM   #20
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Picard: "Mr. Data, your being 'fully functional' is no excuse. No sexting on away missions."
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Old August 14 2012, 04:03 PM   #21
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Troi: I think I just became a virgin again.
Blanche Devereaux, is that you?
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Old August 14 2012, 08:30 PM   #22
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Picard: Well, I think we've learnt an important lesson here about how growing old is all part of the natural order of things and desperately trying to cling onto your youth will only lead to bad things.

Data: Lets hope our next film pays attention to this and doesn't have a bunch of people in their 50's desperately pretending to still be in their 30's or an old bald man killing a ship full of monsters with his bare hands.
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Old August 14 2012, 10:49 PM   #23
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PICARD: Bor-ing. Next mission, I want to drive a Space Jeep.
WORF: But, Captain—
PICARD: SPACE. JEEP.




DATA: According to this, there are numerous WASPy douchenozzles with a sense of entitlement within...they're right behind me, aren't they?




TROI: ♫Rocky Mountain High, Colorado!♫
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Old August 14 2012, 10:53 PM   #24
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Thanks for the win!-Mistral
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Picard: "Data?"

Data: "Sorry, sir, there is no record of the people following us."

Picard: "Conclusion?"

Data: "Extras, each and every one of them."

Picard: "Just ignore them, then."
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Old August 15 2012, 09:38 AM   #25
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Data: It's confirmed Sir. This is the one planet in the galaxy where we're the best dressed people.
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Old August 15 2012, 11:33 PM   #26
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Data: Tilt your head 15.3 degrees to the left, and 14 degrees forward. If my calculations are correct, the glare from your head will be visible to the pilot of the shuttlecraft passing over that ridge in 8 seconds.
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Old August 16 2012, 01:30 AM   #27
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Alright, who's the practical joker that swiped our pants?
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Old August 16 2012, 06:04 PM   #28
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"Merde. I can't remember if Data was conducting a production of H.M.S. Pinafore or Princess Ida. Only one way to find out..."




"According to these readings, the metaphasic radiation providing youthful energy does appear to have one drawback: it also makes the individual appear older and heavier, which would affect everybody... except me, of course."
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Old August 17 2012, 01:30 AM   #29
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PICARD: How much further to the caves, Mr. Data?

DATA: According to the GPS we are in the caves sir.
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Old August 25 2012, 07:21 PM   #30
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New contest is up!
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