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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old August 12 2012, 06:26 AM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Something...

Happy Saturday night to everyone! Sorry about the delay on this one, I got the weeks mixed up.




First up to the plate, we have the "Just get outta there already!" Award, going to:

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Beverly:
"She's suffering from extreme radiation poisoning. I'm going to treat all of you right under the leaking engine that caused it."
Next, we have the "No nose goes!" Award, going to:

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Picard: "One of you will have to stay here and hold off the Borg horde. I'll let you decide between yourselves who that will be."

Next, we have the "What does God need with a TNG Movie?" Award, going to:

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Frakes: I was kidding! I'm not handing the director's chair over to Shatner.
Our Photoshop Award goes to:

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Just what is the future?
The things we've done and said.
Let's just push the button.
We'd be better off dead!

And I hate you!
and I berate you!
and I can't wait to get to you...

The sins of all the fathers,
being dumped on us – the sons
The only choice we're given is:
How many megatons?

So I eschew you!
And I say "SCREW YOU"!
And I hope you're blue too!

We're all bloody worthless,
Just greedy human scum,
The numbers all add up
to a negative sum...

And I hate you!
And I hate you!
And I hate you...too!



Jeff O'Connor wrote: View Post

The next time Picard called the Defiant a "tough little ship", Worf brought the entire security detail in a planned... insurrection.
Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

And now, we move forward, to the film mentioned in the Title of the thread and coincidentally, the "Properly Blended" Award!







Enjoy!
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Old August 12 2012, 06:29 AM   #2
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Picard: What do you mean, we're lost?

Worf: I told you to stop for directions...




Data: According to my tricorder, the audience has become bored by these villagers.




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Old August 12 2012, 01:04 PM   #3
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Picard: Wolverine, we are approaching Magneto's headquarters. You and Storm better get prepared and...

Worf: Excuse me?
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Old August 12 2012, 02:37 PM   #4
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Picard: "Merde. We should have made a left turn at Albuquerque."





Picard: "Mr. Data, you know the rule about texting on duty. Now you tell Mr. Crusher he'll have to wait for your critique of Bachelor Pad."





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Old August 12 2012, 02:51 PM   #5
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Data: Scans? No sir, this is Doodle Jump.





Data: Query, why do females always use the restroom together, even when outdoors? And shouldn't you spread out a little bit?
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Old August 12 2012, 03:21 PM   #6
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Picard: Hold on Worf! I think I can get us out of this movie and into Shakespeare in Love. I think we'll have a good chance at an Oscar if we make it there!


Data: The scanner is detecting another plot hole sir!


No one could tell if Data was just really good at Hide and Seek or if Crusher and Troi were just really bad at it.
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Old August 12 2012, 04:35 PM   #7
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Data: Lifeforrrrrms, you precious little life-
Picard: For $%$£ sake Data!!



Troi: Oh no! he's falling!
Data: Correct me if I'm wrong counsellor, but is he not being rapidly pursued by another man wearing thruster boots?
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Old August 12 2012, 05:58 PM   #8
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Picard: "Data, what is that?"
Data: "It is an early twenty-first century A.I. interface called 'Siri.' It tries to be helpful, but it has the comprehension and language skills of a Pakled."
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Old August 12 2012, 07:16 PM   #9
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Picard: "I think if we try to negotiate with the Son'a..."

Worf: "Captain Sisko never 'negotiates'..."



Data: "Though they seem primative, the Ba'ku are technologically advanced in every way conceivable, Captain... except for 'free texting'."



Crusher: "The rock formations on this planet provide ample cover against Son'a transporter beaming."

Data: "And have you noticed how your boobs have firmed..."

Troi: "YES, DATA! Thanks. We got it."
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Old August 12 2012, 09:49 PM   #10
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Data: According to my tricorder, the audience has become bored by these villagers.
Picard: How bored?

Data: They are requesting a reappearance of the cast from "Code of Honour."

Picard: That bad huh?

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Old August 13 2012, 12:53 AM   #11
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CRUSHER: It's no use Data, we can't hide from this plot!!!
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Crusher: "I don't think they're coming back."
Troi: "'Let us borrow your pants! We only need them for a few minutes!' God, what fools we are!"
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Old August 13 2012, 01:18 AM   #13
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PICARD: Yes, Yes. If we see this "John Milner", we'll let him know you're looking for him.
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Worf:
"Captain, the plot!"

Picard: "I won't let it get away this time! Initiate evasive maneuver Shatner Theta Five!"

Worf: "Aye sir, maneuvering away from the plot."

Picard: "D'oh."



Picard:
"Data, less 'Angry Birds', more 'explain the damn plot'."



Ba'ku Villager: "Camelot!"

Deanna:
"Camelot!"

Beverly: "Camelot!"

Data: "It's only a model."
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Old August 13 2012, 06:02 AM   #15
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PICARD (os): Here they come Mister Data, concentrate your fire on the left....Damn it where are you Data!!!!!!???

DATA: Here sir, behind the rocks ...and the women.
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