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Old August 4 2012, 01:52 AM   #1
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Cap Com 83: In A Mirror Hoshi.

New pictures for a new contest. The theme for this round: Hoshi through the dark mirror, also known as The Many Sides of Hoshi, or The Girl Next Door Grows Up And Takes Over The World, or Hoshi's Men, or ...





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Old August 4 2012, 01:54 AM   #2
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But first...er, second... the winners of the last contest!


Howdy, this is your guest winner-picker. And heeeere they are!

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Engineer: Commander, shouldn't we be fixing the warp reactor?

Trip: Priorities! I might someday sit in this chair!

Engineer: Only if the Captain's brain gets infested by Parasites and T'Pol resigns...

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Phlox: Relax, Mr Mayweather the Denobulan Science Institute just wanted some research data on how long extras can survive in a vacuum chamber.
Mayweather: But.. I've been in space. I'm the pilot.
Phlox: No worries, my friend. We have an extra who we can pay less to fly the ship and say nothing.

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Trip: All set Cap'n, the next time someone sits in the chair who isn't you, they'll get an electric shock in their butt.

Archer: Time for a test. T'Pol, you have the Bridge.

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Archer: "Think you're funny, don't you! I'd better not ever hear you refer to T'Pol and me as 'Tee-Pole and Tent-Pole' again!"
And for our winners--- your very own Dr. Phlox Away Team Action Figure with spare head! Squeeeeee! It was worth the wait, wasn't it?



Now, on with the show. Good luck, all!

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Old August 4 2012, 02:10 AM   #3
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Re: Cap Com 83: In A Mirror Hoshi.



Hoshi (holding knife behind back): "Hi, T'Pol! It's me, your BFF Hoshi! Could I see you in the corridor for a sec?"
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Old August 4 2012, 08:23 AM   #4
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Re: Cap Com 83: In A Mirror Hoshi.



Archer: I'm gonna put the "Ho" in Hoshi!



It wouldn't be a mirror universe episode without a lesbian love scene or chick fight. The only thing missing is some massage oil.





Hoshi- A new day has dawned! Us extras have killed the main cast oppressors and won our freedom!
Mayweather- I-
Hoshi- Shut up, redshirts should be killed not heard.
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Old August 4 2012, 11:38 AM   #5
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HOSHI: "Hey, hey! You, you! I don't like your girlfriend!"
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Old August 4 2012, 05:47 PM   #6
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Hoshi: "Hi, T-Pol! It's me, your BFF Hoshi! Could I see you in the corridor for a sec?"
T'Pol (offscreen): "I'm not coming out unless it's for a threesome with Hamboyan!"

Hamboyan: "YES!!"
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Old August 5 2012, 02:47 AM   #7
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HOSHI: The guy checking out my ass....kill him!
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Old August 5 2012, 03:01 AM   #8
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HOSHI: The guy checking out my ass....kill him!
TRAVIS: *kills every man on the bridge*
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Old August 5 2012, 01:49 PM   #9
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"Take Berman and Braga to the pain booths...and leave them there"
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Old August 5 2012, 11:15 PM   #10
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The wait is over. Last month's-- uh, last season's winners
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Old August 6 2012, 12:06 AM   #11
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Archer: I'm gonna put the "Ho" in Hoshi!
That's Forrest, not Archer.
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Old August 6 2012, 01:31 AM   #12
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Archer: I'm gonna put the "Ho" in Hoshi!
That's Forrest, not Archer.
Oh oops. I wasn't looking at that half of the picture?
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Old August 6 2012, 01:42 AM   #13
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Hoshi: "You've got another mustard stain on your uniform! Look at it! Look at it!"
Forrest (terrified): "No! No! You're going to flick my nose again! I know you are!"
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Old August 6 2012, 02:22 AM   #14
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Hoshi: Look, you crazy old man, I know my sales tactics are a tad aggressive but I'm paying my own way through Starfleet Academy and I need the work. Now are you going to renew your subscription to Popular Starfleet Mechanics or aren't you?
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HOSHI: Sato to Mayweather....looks like I killed another one. See if you can find someone with more stamina and less mileage.
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