Cap Com 83: In A Mirror Hoshi.

SFRabid · August 4 2012, 01:52 AM

New pictures for a new contest. The theme for this round: Hoshi through the dark mirror, also known as The Many Sides of Hoshi, or The Girl Next Door Grows Up And Takes Over The World, or Hoshi's Men, or ...

SFRabid · August 4 2012, 01:54 AM

But first...er, second... the winners of the last contest!

Howdy, this is your guest winner-picker. And heeeere they are!

Eerily Prescient Award

LeadHead wrote:

Engineer: Commander, shouldn't we be fixing the warp reactor?

Trip: Priorities! I might someday sit in this chair!

Engineer: Only if the Captain's brain gets infested by Parasites and T'Pol resigns...

"Expendables" Award

R. Star wrote:

Phlox: Relax, Mr Mayweather the Denobulan Science Institute just wanted some research data on how long extras can survive in a vacuum chamber.
Mayweather: But.. I've been in space. I'm the pilot.
Phlox: No worries, my friend. We have an extra who we can pay less to fly the ship and say nothing.

We're All Adults Here Award

LeadHead wrote:

Trip: All set Cap'n, the next time someone sits in the chair who isn't you, they'll get an electric shock in their butt.

Archer: Time for a test. T'Pol, you have the Bridge.

Naughty Name Game Award

Jonas Grumby wrote:

Archer: "Think you're funny, don't you! I'd better not ever hear you refer to T'Pol and me as 'Tee-Pole and Tent-Pole' again!"

And for our winners--- your very own Dr. Phlox Away Team Action Figure with spare head! Squeeeeee! It was worth the wait, wasn't it?

Now, on with the show. Good luck, all!

Jonas Grumby · August 4 2012, 02:10 AM

Hoshi (holding knife behind back): "Hi, T'Pol! It's me, your BFF Hoshi! Could I see you in the corridor for a sec?"

R. Star · August 4 2012, 08:23 AM

Archer: I'm gonna put the "Ho" in Hoshi!

It wouldn't be a mirror universe episode without a lesbian love scene or chick fight. The only thing missing is some massage oil.

Hoshi- A new day has dawned! Us extras have killed the main cast oppressors and won our freedom!
Mayweather- I-
Hoshi- Shut up, redshirts should be killed not heard.

Jeff O'Connor · August 4 2012, 11:38 AM

HOSHI: "Hey, hey! You, you! I don't like your girlfriend!"

jespah · August 4 2012, 05:47 PM

Jonas Grumby wrote:

Hoshi: "Hi, T-Pol! It's me, your BFF Hoshi! Could I see you in the corridor for a sec?"

T'Pol (offscreen): "I'm not coming out unless it's for a threesome with Hamboyan!"

Hamboyan: "YES!!"

Nerys Myk · August 5 2012, 02:47 AM

HOSHI: The guy checking out my ass....kill him!

TiberiusMaximus · August 5 2012, 03:01 AM

Nerys Myk wrote:

HOSHI: The guy checking out my ass....kill him!

TRAVIS: *kills every man on the bridge*

lurok · August 5 2012, 01:49 PM

SFRabid wrote:

"Take Berman and Braga to the pain booths...and leave them there"

HopefulRomantic · August 5 2012, 11:15 PM

The wait is over. Last month's-- uh, last season's winners

Mr. Laser Beam · August 6 2012, 12:06 AM

R. Star wrote:

Archer: I'm gonna put the "Ho" in Hoshi!

That's Forrest, not Archer.

R. Star · August 6 2012, 01:31 AM

Mr. Laser Beam wrote:

R. Star wrote:

Archer: I'm gonna put the "Ho" in Hoshi!

That's Forrest, not Archer.

Oh oops. I wasn't looking at that half of the picture?

Jonas Grumby · August 6 2012, 01:42 AM

Hoshi: "You've got another mustard stain on your uniform! Look at it! Look at it!"
Forrest (terrified): "No! No! You're going to flick my nose again! I know you are!"

Mr. Laser Beam · August 6 2012, 02:22 AM

Hoshi: Look, you crazy old man, I know my sales tactics are a tad aggressive but I'm paying my own way through Starfleet Academy and I need the work. Now are you going to renew your subscription to Popular Starfleet Mechanics or aren't you?

Nerys Myk · August 6 2012, 02:49 AM

HOSHI: Sato to Mayweather....looks like I killed another one. See if you can find someone with more stamina and less mileage.

August 4 2012, 01:52 AM	#1
SFRabid Klingon Food	Cap Com 83: In A Mirror Hoshi. New pictures for a new contest. The theme for this round: Hoshi through the dark mirror, also known as The Many Sides of Hoshi, or The Girl Next Door Grows Up And Takes Over The World, or Hoshi's Men, or ... __________________ No longer here.

August 4 2012, 02:10 AM	#3
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Cap Com 83: In A Mirror Hoshi. Hoshi (holding knife behind back): "Hi, T'Pol! It's me, your BFF Hoshi! Could I see you in the corridor for a sec?" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer Last edited by Jonas Grumby; August 4 2012 at 07:53 PM.

August 4 2012, 08:23 AM	#4
R. Star Commodore Location: Terra 3	Re: Cap Com 83: In A Mirror Hoshi. Archer: I'm gonna put the "Ho" in Hoshi! It wouldn't be a mirror universe episode without a lesbian love scene or chick fight. The only thing missing is some massage oil. Hoshi- A new day has dawned! Us extras have killed the main cast oppressors and won our freedom! Mayweather- I- Hoshi- Shut up, redshirts should be killed not heard. __________________ "I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams

August 4 2012, 11:38 AM	#5
Jeff O'Connor Commodore Location: Tampa, FL	Re: Cap Com 83: In A Mirror Hoshi. HOSHI: "Hey, hey! You, you! I don't like your girlfriend!" __________________ Star Trek 1966-

August 5 2012, 02:47 AM	#7
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Cap Com 83: In A Mirror Hoshi. HOSHI: The guy checking out my ass....kill him! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

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August 5 2012, 11:15 PM	#10
HopefulRomantic Phloxist Moderator Location: celebrating Tohoshinki's 8th anniversary	Re: Cap Com 83: In A Mirror Hoshi. The wait is over. Last month's-- uh, last season's winners __________________ 2013 Enterprise Calendars! Rainbow Bridge ~ Now I am eleven cats old Strange New Worlds 10: "The Dream"

August 6 2012, 01:42 AM	#13
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Cap Com 83: In A Mirror Hoshi. Hoshi: "You've got another mustard stain on your uniform! Look at it! Look at it!" Forrest (terrified): "No! No! You're going to flick my nose again! I know you are!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

August 6 2012, 02:22 AM	#14
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Cap Com 83: In A Mirror Hoshi. Hoshi: Look, you crazy old man, I know my sales tactics are a tad aggressive but I'm paying my own way through Starfleet Academy and I need the work. Now are you going to renew your subscription to Popular Starfleet Mechanics or aren't you? __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

August 6 2012, 02:49 AM	#15
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Cap Com 83: In A Mirror Hoshi. HOSHI: Sato to Mayweather....looks like I killed another one. See if you can find someone with more stamina and less mileage. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com