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Old August 2 2012, 08:10 PM   #1
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The New Expanded Humorous Novel List

I'm once again unemployed and bored, so I decided to expand on the humorous novel summaries introduced in another thread a few months back (I forget which). I started with the end of DS9 and covered most of the stories relevant to the ongoing narrative. Everything's behind spoiler tags, because many of them do kind of give away important plot points...



































































































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Old August 2 2012, 08:11 PM   #2
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Old August 2 2012, 08:46 PM   #3
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That's some funny stuff.
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Old August 2 2012, 08:47 PM   #4
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That SCE poem is EPIC
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Old August 2 2012, 10:02 PM   #5
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LOL, I avoided the DS9 relaunch and SCE ones because I have yet to read them, but the Typhon Pact ones made my day! Sisko deleting all of his FB friends and joining the navy! Priceless!
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Old August 2 2012, 10:39 PM   #6
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These are epic. I'm gonna keep coming back to click on more as I read them.
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Old August 3 2012, 02:19 AM   #7
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These are fantastic, and since I still have to read a lost of these books I will be back to read the others in the future.

Oh, and the summary for Before Dishonor is priceless!
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Old August 3 2012, 05:50 AM   #8
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Oh I'm glad I read that; muchly amusing. Loved the SCE poem too!
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Old August 3 2012, 09:18 AM   #9
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I am crying here.

The terrifying thing is, not a one of these is actually inaccurate in any way. Especially Before Dishonour!

Also, The SCE poem is genius.

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Old August 3 2012, 01:43 PM   #10
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Great stuff - and yes the SCE poem is spot on. Reading these, Deranged Nasat, I think you missed your calling.
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Old August 3 2012, 07:43 PM   #11
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*LOL*
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Old August 3 2012, 09:19 PM   #12
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Wonderful work, I agree that Before Dishonor has been revealed as the farce it always surely was meant to be!
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Old August 6 2012, 12:42 AM   #13
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That SCE poem is EPIC
And it fits the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire."
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Old August 6 2012, 12:51 AM   #14
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Double tap.
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Old August 6 2012, 07:18 AM   #15
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Made of win, all of it.
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