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Old July 17 2012, 09:13 AM   #211
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Pop quiz. You're locked in a room with T'pol, she's covered in sweat, running around in in her underwear, and trying to mate with you. What do you do?
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Old July 17 2012, 09:20 AM   #212
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Pop quiz. You're locked in a room with T'pol, she's covered in sweat, running around in in her underwear, and trying to mate with you. What do you do?
What I would want to do: ask her to wait a moment, while I ask Hoshi to join us.

Want I probably would do: insist that I'd be taking advantage of her, and try to restrain myself (and her, if possible).
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Old July 17 2012, 10:27 AM   #213
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Pop quiz. You're locked in a room with T'pol, she's covered in sweat, running around in in her underwear, and trying to mate with you. What do you do?
What I would want to do: ask her to wait a moment, while I ask Hoshi to join us.
Hey, you can't do that! That's what I would do!

(I'd actually probably do what you'd probably do, too. )
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Old July 17 2012, 10:34 AM   #214
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Pop quiz. You're locked in a room with T'pol, she's covered in sweat, running around in in her underwear, and trying to mate with you. What do you do?
What I would want to do: ask her to wait a moment, while I ask Hoshi to join us.
Hey, you can't do that! That's what I would do!

(I'd actually probably do what you'd probably do, too. )
It's OK. You and I are in parallel universes. We can each do the same thing.
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Old July 17 2012, 11:26 AM   #215
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In my universe Hoshi artfully pushes you out the door when you think she's about to embrace you, locks it, and she and T'Pol have their way with each other. No, there are no windows.
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Old July 17 2012, 11:54 AM   #216
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In my universe Hoshi artfully pushes you out the door when you think she's about to embrace you, locks it, and she and T'Pol have their way with each other. No, there are no windows.
Wait. Are you suggesting that lesbians have sex...like...for each other? Like...as full subjects, and not as objects?

WHAT KIND OF UNIVERSE IS THIS.

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Old July 17 2012, 01:04 PM   #217
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Want I probably would do: insist that I'd be taking advantage of her, and try to restrain myself (and her, if possible).

I would do the same thing...until my revolve broke, and with a beauty like that begging me to mate with her, you can be assured my resolve will break.
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Old July 17 2012, 01:05 PM   #218
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In my universe Hoshi artfully pushes you out the door when you think she's about to embrace you, locks it, and she and T'Pol have their way with each other. No, there are no windows.
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Old July 18 2012, 12:12 AM   #219
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Pop quiz. You're locked in a room with T'pol, she's covered in sweat, running around in in her underwear, and trying to mate with you. What do you do?
Honestly? Between her Vulcan strength and temporary insanity, I'd be terrified that, no matter how enthusiastically I might attempt to acquiesce, she wouldn't be at all satisfied, and then become angry.
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Old July 18 2012, 08:53 AM   #220
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Pop quiz. You're locked in a room with T'pol, she's covered in sweat, running around in in her underwear, and trying to mate with you. What do you do?

1. Get my cameras. For evidence.

2. As Picard would say: "Engage!!"




Crazy girls can be the most fun.
You don't acquiesce. You attack.


On a related note:
Since Vulcan blood is copper-based. Does T'Pol taste like pennies?
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Old July 18 2012, 09:18 AM   #221
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Pop quiz. You're locked in a room with T'pol, she's covered in sweat, running around in in her underwear, and trying to mate with you. What do you do?
1. Get my cameras. For evidence.

2. As Picard would say: "Engage!!"




Crazy girls can be the most fun.
You don't acquiesce. You attack.


On a related note:
Since Vulcan blood is copper-based. Does T'Pol taste like pennies?
I Agree with 1 and 2 lol.

I doubt it, Human blood is iron-based and we don't taste like iron.

Also there isn't much copper in modern pennies, they're mostly zinc.
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Old July 18 2012, 07:14 PM   #222
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Also there isn't much copper in modern pennies, they're mostly zinc.
Now you tell me that. I have been licking pennies all night
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Old July 18 2012, 07:21 PM   #223
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Also there isn't much copper in modern pennies, they're mostly zinc.
Now you tell me that. I have been licking pennies all night
Seriously, that just made me fall out of my chair laughing.
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Old July 18 2012, 11:15 PM   #224
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^^ Ditto.
The part you lick is copper. I hope that you washed them first before you licked them.
And I've got about a $1.00 worth of pennies stacked on my desk in front of me.
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Old July 18 2012, 11:59 PM   #225
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^^ Ditto.
The part you lick is copper. I hope that you washed them first before you licked them.
And I've got about a $1.00 worth of pennies stacked on my desk in front of me.
Correct, they are copper plated with a zinc core.

I have several dollars worth of pennies distributed around my desk, I'm not licking any of them lol.
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