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Old July 17 2012, 06:13 AM   #31
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Re: Star Trek Rules

Rule 28:

The Star Trek Rules do not go in order. Just like NCC registry numbers.
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Old July 17 2012, 12:07 PM   #32
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Rule 29:

The Federation is built on truth, justice, freedom ... and the complete absence of gays.

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Old July 17 2012, 02:04 PM   #33
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Rule 29:

The Federation is built on truth, justice, freedom ... and the complete absence of gays.

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Old July 17 2012, 03:23 PM   #34
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Rule 30: Saving planet Earth instantly absolves you of all prior wrongdoings (including but not limited to: theft of a Starfleet vessel, disobeying direct orders, destruction of said Starfleet vessel, precipitating an intergalactic incident)

Rule 31: Starfleet is allowed to hand out completely insane promotions to members of the Earth-saving club.

Rule 32: The Temporal Prime Directive can and will be ignored in all instances where a feel-good ending is at stake.
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Old July 17 2012, 03:56 PM   #35
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Rule 33: Lens flares, and lots of them.
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Old July 17 2012, 04:04 PM   #36
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Rule 35: Klingons/Romulans/Future San Fansisco/Saavik always looked like that. Andorian antennae always moved. Data's skin was always that shade of gold. Kirk's eyes have always been blue. Kirk's Enterprise was always the second one. Picard was bald at the academy. Stop asking quesions.
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Old July 17 2012, 04:23 PM   #37
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Rule 21

Klingons don't take prisoners !!!!
Rule 21b

...unless the Klingon commander wanted prisoners in which case all potential prisoners will be killed "accidentally".
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Old July 17 2012, 05:08 PM   #38
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Rule 36: Any character played by Vaughn Armstrong must, logically, be awesome.

Rule 36a: Vaughn Armstrong *himself* is awesome.
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Old July 17 2012, 06:02 PM   #39
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Rule 001: Badass Captain Robau is badass. That is all.
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Old July 17 2012, 07:19 PM   #40
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Rule 36b: The descendants of Captain Robau must be played by either Vaughn Armstrong or Faran Tahir. Or both.
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Old July 18 2012, 04:15 AM   #41
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Re: Star Trek Rules

Rule 37

At the next possible moment, a hairstylist must be within an arm's reach of any major female character, especially in combat or hazardous situations.

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Old September 5 2012, 05:26 AM   #42
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38. When ever Worf accompanies Picard on an away mission, the Captain will be captured.
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Old September 5 2012, 05:50 AM   #43
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39. Given enough preparation, Batman always wins, even if pitted against Kirk, Picard, or Q.
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Old September 5 2012, 05:56 AM   #44
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Rule 40. Any ship named "Enterprise", regardless of captain or crew, will always end up in the most absurd and extreme situations known to Starfleet.

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Old September 5 2012, 08:01 AM   #45
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Rule 41:
The starship Enterprise is always the only ship in the quadrant. As in the Alpha Quadrant? Where the hell did everybody go?
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